Title: Dealing with D4

Author: ArisaAkita
Rating: M for no reason... maybe some violence and oh yea cross dressing
Pairings: (Main) Jou/Kai Jou/Yami
Warnings: Cross dressing, OCCness, Genderbending, the usually
Summary: Jounouchi Katsuya not your normale rich school girl at Domino High. One, he's a boy. Two, he's poor. And just to make matters worse he is targeted by D4, the best four duelists in Japan. Shounen-ai
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters(yugioh), the plot(HYD), hell i don't even own this laptop. But I do own a novel I wrote, that's about it...

Chapter 1 of ?: Baka

I plan on doing all of Jounouchi's screaming in Japanese for dramatic effect but usually I wouldn't bother adding any japanese because I do not claim I know the language. The story is based strongly, or as strongly as possible on Hana Yori Dango which as previously stated I do not own. I tried to keep them as in character as possible but as this is an AU it isn't likely to stay that way... Anyways, enjoy and Merry Christmas!


Jounouchi frowned, or rather pouted. Frowning would be too masculine, and in this current predicament being masculine was out of the question completely. She or rather he was in his first year at domino high the richest and quite frankly unnerving place he has ever been. It also doesn't help that although he is wearing a skirt is one hundred percent male. There had only been female spots left in the school, and Jounouchi's family had talked him into it. Not that he really minded, he could play quite a good girl, since he was young enough that he had no facial hair and he was slim and shapely for a boy.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! The eye of horus! THE EYE it's THE EYE." Jounouchi closed his eyes in exasperation as a boy ran down the hallway. Just a regular day at Domino high.

"Class is let out early!" The teacher called, and Jounouchi couldn't help but roll his eyes skyward. Packing up his books he heaved a large sigh and followed the rest of his class to the cafeteria we're the cock fighting would start.

At Domino High everyone was rich, everyone was popular. Then there was them, the D4. Why they called themselves that Jounouchi couldn't care but it was rumored they were the 4 best duelists in all of Japan. And because Jounouchi didn't play the game he really, REALLY didn't care. And the lot of them were all stuck up and jerks. There was no way he could care less.

"D4, D4, D4, D4, D4!!" Jounouchi turned his head along with the majority of the school as a path opened up as the four self proclaimed kings of domino high entered.

Bakura Akefia, he's the first son of the largest traditional Tea family in Japan. Known playboy.

Ishtar Malik, no one questions his background even though he lives with only his sister. Some say that she is the female leader of the organized crime scene. Not to mention he's a heartbreaker who dates older.

Yami Atemu, he may not look nor act like it, with his tri coloured hair and blood red eyes but he's the heir to two of the largest trading companies.

Kaiba Seto the one and only the leader of the whole group. His father pumps in so much money He's the heir of Kaiba Corp. You know the company that owns 70% of Japan? Well he pretty much owns all 100% of the school.

"EEEEE!!!" Jounouchi cringed as the girl beside him screamed as the dour walked by them to take their seats. And being pushed violently from the back of the crowd was the victim of the week. Some nameless guy dropped to his knees sobbing helplessly.

"Please forgive me Kaiba-sama!" Cold blue eyes didn't even look at the boy on the floor instead a pale and manicured hand waved to the crowd. Jounouchi knew clearly what that meant. 'Let the games begin.'

First as always came the water, and the food. Jounouchi figured that, that sucked but it would only get worse. Soon, maybe tomorrow they would get the garbage thrown at them. If they were smart and cowardly they would already request their leave from school before morning arose. What's worse than being physically harassed had to be being completely ignored. Even by your own teachers.

"Please Kaiba-Sama!!" Jounouchi had looked away a long time ago, disgusted at his classmates. For being so rich, didn't they have something better to do? He looked back now as the crowed silenced.

"I'm bored." Long lashes closed and opened slowly. High polished shoes hit the floor a click as Kaiba rose. "Game over." The rowdy crowd lost it's vocals and once again split as the four of them left. Jounouchi stared at them as the walked towards him.

"oh." He said quietly stepping back out of the way. Honey met with sapphire as Kaiba passed him. There eyes locked for what felt like an eternity. A smirk appeared on the leader of F4's face and Jounouchi dropped his eyes to glare at the floor. The crowed dispersed quickly and Jounouchi too left walking through the huge school with a heavy step to his shoes feet.

Slamming open the door to a fire escape he looked out onto the campus from the third floor. Muttering to himself he stomped his feet in anger.

"MINA-SAN NO BAKA!!!!!!! He screamed as loud as he could and released a heavy sigh. Picking up his bag he had dropped. He patted down his skirt and cleared his throat. "Especially him." With that he walked up the stairs rushing to class.

"So loud." A voice said from the just under the opening out of sight from the fire escape door. Blood red eyes covered with a magazine a lightly tanned hand moved the paper and looked to were the blond girl he had seen was previously standing.



I hope you like it, this might be easier to finish as no inspiration is needed.