Authors' Note (Yeah, two authors, fucking deal with it. We are taking turns.) This fanfic is supposed to be really bad and stupid. So don't go bitching in the comments all, "this is so bad!", or, "Nepeta would never do that!" Nepeta is cr33py, overeactive, and insane for this. It's gonna be really bad. DEAL WITH IT! This is supposed to be a fucking joke, this doesn't really have anything to do with the canon plot or whatever. So read this shit or move on; your choice.
Author #1
Chapter 1. The Beginning or Some Shit.
*ac growled in protest. the flowerinsect was gone!* (flowerinsect is butterfly for this, so fuck you and your headcanons) she started getting furryous, that flowerinsect was furr Equius! she then saw Karkitty with it on his hand! squished! Karkitty killed it! she got furrocious, she needed revenge! she pounced on karkat, h33ring him scr33m out an indignant "FUCK!"
"WHAT THE GRUB-GARGLING FUCK WAS THAT NEPETA!" he pawled, finally done furr33king out. "it was a warning, you killed my flowerinsect! it was furr Equius" ac said indignantly as well. "you better be carefurr, the next time you do something bad, you'll be sorry!" she said with a cr33py smile. "OKAY..." Karkitty says, kind of cr33ped out.
"bye karkitty." ac then says, with a seductive (at least in her mind) smile and wink. okay, now Karkitty was furroughly cr33ped out. just like she wanted him. she then flounced away, smiling to herself. she must find more prey for herself. she started hunting, spotting a avianb33st in the distance. she crouched, ready to pounce, but then it was scared off by none other than that obviously malicious Karkitty. she then shouted "don't say I didn't warn you Karkitty!" and attacked him, mauling his legs and dragging him unconscious back to her hive. now the real fun could commence.
-Commence laughter, the first shitty chapter is over. Yes the next is right there, author #2 is submitting it. Have a nice time with this shit. -grimAuxilliatrix123