Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to House MD. I do own anything else that is NOT in the series.

A/N: I have loved House for a long time; this is my first FF for this series. I hope it goes well. I'm, about it though. I don't know. This will turn into Chase/OC eventually I hope. So then now... Review?

She sat in his office quietly; this isn't exactly what she thought of when Dr. Cuddy said he would be with her in 5 minutes. That was about 2 hours ago. Legs crossed she sat politely with her hand folded together in her lap, she took this time to look around his office. It was fairly nice, nothing she hadn't seen before. This was her third interview as an assistant, and she hoped that this was worth the hours she had been waiting.

"Hello...my name is Diana Colbert….no that doesn't sound professional…" She was running through her introduction to the man she was meeting. Looking at her watch she noticed it now marked hour number 3. Picking up her things she stood up.

"Man I must've looked like an idiot standing—"

"No, talking to yourself and insulting yourself just makes you look plain crazy. But aren't we all!" Diana watched as the man with the cane hobbled into the office, she raised her eyebrow.

"Are you Dr. House?"

The man suddenly stopped mouth gaping open, "Wait! Is this House's office? My lord…I must've turned myself around. Isn't that a shame?"

"So you're not Dr. House…"

"Ms. Colbert I realize this is an interview but do you honestly believe that if you have been waiting for 3 hours that the man who walked in would be someone else OTHER then who you were waiting for? Who do you think I am…Cuddy?"

"Well…I…ugh…Wait Dr. Cuddy saw me 5 minutes earlier then scheduled"

House propped his feet on top of the desk, "Well you know what they say 'the early bird---"

"Catches the worm…" Diana responded confused. House looked up at his ceiling.

"You sure it that…I could've sworn…"

"Dr. House…"

"…wasn't there like dogs…."

"Dr. House, excuse me…"

"…barking and…"

"DR.HOUSE!"

"I'm right here Ms. Colbert, you don't need to yell"

"Obviously I made a mistake coming here…"

"Oh now…can't have you running off crying…Cuddy will have me working clinic for the rest of my life, which I hope is just today. Anyway…why exactly are you here?"

Diana sighed and sat down across from him and handed him her file. House shook his head and pointed to his computer and whispered, "…Emaiiil…"

Diana rolled her eyes and then continued.

"My name is--"

"Diana Colbert, YES I know this…you graduated 3rd in your high school class, honors all the way through business school, went pre med afterwards and suddenly dropped out of all your classes…wow. Now THAT intrests me…but again, why are you here?"

"I was told…by Dr. Cuddy that you needed a new assistant"

"Well she also said I was going to be in my office in 5 minutes"

"Why weren't you?"

"3 hour marathon of General Hospital, you think I became a doctor through reading…HA. Reading is overrated, watch actors do it…learn a lot quicker"

"Wow…so do you need an assistant…or not?"

House leaned forward and narrowed his eyes toward Diana, "What's your opinion on pickles?"

"I don't like them"

"Perfect you're hired"

Diana stared blankly as House stood up grabbing his cane and walked to the door.

"You start tomorrow, and tell Cuddy on your way out I'm through with the ass kissing"

Diana opened her mouth to respond but he was already halfway down the hall. She closed her mouth and then took her things and made her way out of his office.

-Ch. 1 Fin-

Preview:

"I take it you're new?"

"I like her"

"Why do I get the feeling that I've done something horribly wrong?"

A/N: So there is Chapter one. Please Review! I'm working on Chapter 2 right now.