Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Anime Craze! I don't own any anime or Whose Line. I only own Christopher Julius (my character) and Gamerctm (me).
Voice: Good evening and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway!" On tonight's show.
{cut to C.J.} Don't make me hurt you. Christopher Julius! (From my Samurai Pizza Cats Fanfic.) {cut to Yusake.} I'm gonna kick your ass! Yusake Urameshi! (From YuYu Hakusho.) {cut to Misty} I'll pull out the mallet of doom! Misty Waterflower! (From Pokemon) And. {cut to Joey.} Don't hurt me. Joey Wheeler! (From Yu-Gi-Oh!){cut to Gamerctm, who's in the audience.} And I'm your host, Gamer! C'mon! Let's have some fun! {walks down to his desk.}
Gamer: Hey! Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway." The only show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, like giving DBZ characters funerals. {audience starts laughing.} Just a waste of time. If you never seen the show, our 4 contestants have to make up everything of the top of there heads. I give them these fake points and pick a winner at the end. The winner of the show gets to do a little something with me. And the loser has to watch!
C.J.: Lose-lose situation, huh? {audience laughs.}
Gamer: Even I don't want to be around it. Anyway, let's start off the show with Superheroes! {audience stars cheering as the 4 contestants walk up to the stage.} The contestants have to act like strange superheroes and solve a fake crisis. When they come out stage, the person before them has to give them a superhero name and they have to act it out. Misty will go first. {the other 3 walk to the side.} And I need from the audience a superhero name. {looks at the audience. They starts shouting out suggestions.} . I like that one! Temper Tantrum Woman!
Misty: [disbelief] And the crisis?
Gamer: {audience shouts out more suggestions.} Mall's closing! Okay! {looks at Misty.} So you are Temper Tantrum Woman, and the mall's closing! What do you do?
Misty: [piercing annoying voice.] Why do I have to clean up the hide- out!!!!!!!!!! {lays down on the ground and pounds her fists } WHY!? WHY!? {gets up.} A crisis? The mall's closing? {jumps up and down.} IT CAN'T CLOSE!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! WHERE ARE THE OTHERS!!! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO {C.J. walks up.}
C.J.: Sorry I'm late. Did you know every car alarm around the block just went off? {audience roars with laugher.}
Misty: [same voice] That always happens. {audience stops laughing.} About time you came. uh. Pro Wrestler Boy!
C.J.: {flexes his muscles.} [gruff voice] Whatcha gonna doooo? When the mall closes on youuuu? Grrrr.. {elbow drops the floor. Gets up and pretends to do a leg lock to an imaginary opponent.} Let's hear that snap!
Misty: [piercing voice.] We gotta solve the problem. {stomps her foot up and down.} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
Yusake: {walks in.} Sorry I'm late! I couldn't find my car.
C.J.: [gruff] Western Cowboy Man!
Yusake: [cowboy voice] Of course why take a car when you can ride a horse. {pretends to swing a lasso over his head.} YEAHAW! {throws the rope towards Misty. She pretends to be pulled in.}
Misty: [piercing voice] WHY CAN'T I THROW A ROPE LIKE THAT?!?! {screaming and jumping up and down.} I WANNA BE A COWGIRL!!! NOW!
Joey: {walks in.} Sorry I'm late!
Yusake: [cowboy voice] Well, mosey on down here. Tap Dance Kid!
Joey: {starts to tap dance. Audience goes wild.} What's the problem?
{Misty lays down and pounds the ground. Yusake acts like he's riding a bucking bronco. C.J. does a Spina-rooney. The audience continues cheering.}
Yusake: [cowboy voice] We gotta do somethin'.
Joey: {still tap dancing.} Don't worry! The mall will be open tomorrow! I need to leave! My feet hurt! {taps dances off stage.}
Yusake: [cowboy voice] I'll mosey on outta here! {rides his horse off stage.} YEAHAW!!!
C.J.: [gruff voice] {flexing his muscles.} I need to go to! I'm gonna lay the Smackdown on myself! {runs off stage.}
Misty: [piercing voice] The crisis is gone!!! {C.J. makes a car alarm sound.} SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
{BUZZ!!!} {everyone walks back to their seats as the audience applause.}
Gamer: {laughing.} That was great! 1000 points to everyone. And what did Pro Wrestler Boy mean by "lay the Smackdown" on himself?
C.J.: That's what happens on a bad date when I hit "Rock Bottom"! {audiences laughs}
Gamer: Must happen a lot. But moving on. let's play a game called Sound Effects! This is for Misty and Joey. {they walk up to the stage while Gamer goes into the audience.} We need two volunteers. {walks up to Botan and Yukina.} You two! What're your names?
Botan: Botan.
Yukina: Yukina.
Gamer: C'mon down! {the audience starts cheering as the two girls follow Gamer to the stage.} This is Botan and Yukina. {Misty and Joey shake hands with them.} This is how the game goes. Joey and Misty are gonna act out a scene. You two, Yukina and Botan, are gonna provide the sound effects when they prompt you to. Yukina will provide the sound for Misty. Botan for Joey. {walks to the desk.} And the scene is. {reads a card.} James Bond, who is Joey, and his beautiful agent partner, Misty, are trying to sneak into the villain's lair. Botan and Yukina will provide the sound effects. go!
Misty: [erotic voice] Oh. James. we have to find a way into the lair!
Joey: {James Bond Voice.} Worry not my dear. As long as we don't run into any guards, we'll be fine.
Botan: [gruff voice] Hold it right there! {giggles.}
Misty: A guard! A giggling guard! He's pressed the alarm!
Yukina: [quietly] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
Joey: Don't worry! It's so quiet, no one will hear it in time! {looks ahead.} Ninjas!!!
Botan and Yukina: [high voices] Woo! Hy! Ah! Oh!
Misty: They're midgets! {audience starts laughing.}
Joey: My training doesn't cover midget attacks!
Misty: {shaking Joey's arm.} Just shoot them! {Joey sticks out his thumb and index finger like a gun.}
Botan: Bang.
Botan and Yukina: OH! NO! AHH!
Misty: You got all of them with one shot!!! {audience roars with laughter and cheers.}
Joey: Sometimes I impress even myself! Let's go! {he and Misty walk around the stage.}
Misty: It think we're making to much noise.
Yukina: Crump-crump-crump.
Joey: It's okay! The carpet's wet! Let's go! {they stop and face the audience.} This is where all the guards and ninjas are. It sounds quiet. {waits for a sound from Botan.}. too quiet. {waits again. She and the audience starts laughing.} I wouldn't be surprised if it was a really quiet group of 1000. We better get our guns.
Misty: {acts likes she's holding a shot gun.} Here! I got my shotgun. Let me "cock" it to see if it works. I hope it "clicks" very loudly. {she cocks the imaginary gun.}
Yukina: [faintly] click-click. {audience laughs.}
Misty: Let me try again. {cocks it again. No sound.}
Joey: What's wrong with it?
Misty: Maybe I should load it with ammo first!
Joey: It's okay! I'll just my rocket launcher to kill the guards! {they take a few steps back. Joey gets on one knee and holds a imaginary rocket launcher on his shoulder.} I must warn you! The explosion will be so loud, that it will shatter your ears! It will make a sound that can make you deaf! {pretends to fire it.}
Botan: Boom.
{audience, Yukina, and Botan laugh.}
Misty: You were only able to blast a small hole in the door!!!
Joey: I thought it would be louder! Here come the guards!
Misty: What do we do!
Joey: Wait! {sticks out his thumb and index finger again.}
Botan: Bang.
Yukina and Botan: AHH!!! NO!!! HE GOT US!!!
Misty: You killed all 1000 with one shot, again! {audience laughs. Gamer starts laughing too.}
Joey: This is a pretty sweet gun!
{BUZZ}
Gamer: Okay! Thank you very much guys! {audience is still laughing and cheering. Gamer escorts Botan and Yukina back to their seats. Joey and Misty go back to theirs.} Thank you Yukina, Botan! {they sit down and are laughing too. Gamer runs back to his desk.}
Gamer: I give Joey a 1000 points. One for every guard he killed. {audience applause.}
Misty: What about me?
Gamer: You didn't cock your gun, so you get only 999 points.
{audience awws as Misty gives Gamer a fake sad face.}
C.J.: {looks at Misty.} You can have one of my points!
Joey: {looks at Misty.} You can one of mine, too.
{audience cheers as Misty smiles.}
Yusake: I'm keepin' all of mine! The hell with charity!
Gamer: Let's move on to game called. I love this game. Scenes from a Hat! {audience cheers as the 4 performers come down to the stage. Joey and C.J. are on the right side. Misty and Yusake on the left.} Now for this game, we need this hat. {pulls out a top hat.} It's full of suggestions we got from the audience before the show. I'll pull em' out one at a time and the contestants must act them out. Starting with. {pulls out a piece of paper from the hat.} What Duel Monsters think will waiting to attack.
C.J.: {walks up to the stage.} Please don't send me in.please don't send me in! {BUZZ} {He walks off stage as the audience laughs.}
Misty: {walks up.} Can't this guy think of something in less then 6 minutes!? {BUZZ} {she sighs and walks off stage. The audiences laughs a little.}
Yusake: {walks up.} {laughs.} Joey is getting his ass kicked! {BUZZ} {audience roars with laughter. Joey glares at him.} I mean, look! 4000 LP to his 250? Damn! He sucks! {audience roars with more laughter.} {BUZZ} {he walks off stage.}
C.J.: {pulls out another paper.} Books written by the "Whose Line: Anime" performers.
Joey: {walks up and points to a imaginary book on a shelf.} "How I killed Yusake Urameshi " by Joey Wheeler. {BUZZ} {audience laughs as Joey walks back.}
Misty: {same.} "How to lay the Smackdown on yourself" by Christopher Julius. {BUZZ} {audience laughs as she walks back.}
Gamer: Alright. {pulls out another paper.} Unlikely circus acts.
C.J.: {walks up and moves his hands around like he's tying something.} Ya- ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta! Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta! {throws his imaginary thing in the air and acts like he hung himself.} Crack! {his eyes are wide open and mouth are wide open and he dangles around.} {BUZZ} {he walks back as the audience roars with laughter.}
{Misty and Yusake walk up. She pulls open his mouth and acts like she's putting her head in it. She pulls her head out, closes his mouth and takes a bow. The audience cheers.} {BUZZ} {they both walk back to their side.}
{C.J. and Joey walks up. Joey lays on the ground and closes his eyes.}
C.J.: [Australian voice] This man die of natural causes. [shouting] Alright Johnny! Start the truck! {pretends to hold jumper cables. He tap the two ends together and attaches them to Joey's shirt. Joey leaps to his feet and starts shaking around and jumping around. The audience cheers.} Lookie here! With just 10,000 volts, you can make your relatives dance again!
{BUZZ} {they walk back to their side.}
Gamer: You know, that last part, I don't know if I can consider it a circus act.
C.J.: Just read the cards and sign the pay checks. That's what you're here for.
Gamer: {pulls out another paper.} Oh God. Please be nice. What Gamerctm is thinking right now.
{audience laughs.}
C.J.: {walks up.} I so lucky to have this job. All I do is talk and hit the buzzer. {audience starts laughing.} {BUZZ} Buzz-buzz-buzz! That's all I do! {BUZZ} Oh! Buzz! Buzz! And talk! {audience goes wild.} I don't do anything else! Not a damn thing! {BUZZ} {looks at Gamer} I can do that to! {walks to the desk and hits the buzzer.} {BUZZ} See! It's that easy! {BUZZ} {walks back to his spot. The audience is still cheering and laughing.}
Gamer: {mimicking C.J.} That's all I do! {normal} That and sign your pay checks! {pulls out another paper.} What celebrates do after they get fired. {audience laughs.}
Joey: {walks up.} Name's Christopher Julius! I had a short spot on Whose Line until I insulted the boss. {holds up a imaginary tray.} Here are your fries! {BUZZ} {the audience laughs as he walks back.}
Yusake: {gets on both knees and walks up} [high pitch voice] I was one of the Lollipop Guild! Now I'm workin' at Chippendales'! {starts dancing erotically. All the women in the audience goes wild.} {BUZZ} {he walks back.}
{C.J. starts to walk up, but stops and walks back.}
Gamer: {looking at C.J.} Go ahead! I wanna see it!
C.J.: I changed my mind.
Gamer: No! I wanna to see what you planning to do.
C.J.: {audience starts cheering him on.} Okay. {walks up} [Alex Trebik's voice] Sorry. you must put your fast food order in the form of a question. {BUZZ} {the audience laughs a little.} [normal voice] Not a damn thing! {audience laughs more.}{BUZZ} All I do is Buzz! Buzz! {BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ} {audience starts cheering.}
Gamer: Thank you very much guys! Hey! Don't go nowhere! "Whose Line is it Anyway" will be right back right after this! {throws the hat into the audience. Scene fades out.}
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{scene fades in. The audience is cheering.}
Gamer: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway!" The only show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. And for those of you keeping score out there. get a life! Let's move on to a game called News Flash! This is for C.J., Misty, and Joey. {the 3 performers walk up to the stage. C.J. and Misty sit in the chairs on stage while Joey walks in front of a giant green screen.} The way this game works, Misty and C.J. are news reporters and Joey is on the field. He's standing in front of what we call a "Green Screen." All he sees his green. But trough the magic of cameras, we and everyone at home can see what's behind him. He has to guess what's behind him, and the others give him clues to either help or screw him. Ready, go! {cut to Misty and C.J.}
C.J.: {looking at Misty.} Sorry 'bout last night. That. never happen to me before.
Misty: {looks at the camera.} [whispering to C.J.] We're on! [normal] We interrupt you're program for this breaking news!
C.J.: We go now to our field reporter, Joey Wheeler! {cut to Joey, on the screen behind him is a large swarm of bees.} Joey! Can you hear me?
Joey: [shouting] I can barely hear you! Dis is nothing less than pandemonium and terror! I fear for my life!
Misty: Now Joey! What started all this?
Joey: It started when someone on "Whose Line" insulted da boss! {audience starts laughing.} It just erupted into dis. {waves his hand across the screen. (He can't see the image, through.)}
C.J.: They seem angry about this! Were you able to speak to some of them?
Joey: {waving his hands around.} I can't get close enough! Da chaos and panic is keeping me back! Da only person I talked to said one thing. "He doesn't do a damn thing!"
Misty: There's certainly a "buzz" about how long this will last. Any idea when this will end?
Joey: I'd say like after a week or so of dis, it'll die down. It's not as bad as it was a minute ago. {the audiences screams as a few 100 bees on the screen behind him come closer. He starts running in place.} Dat was too close!
C.J.: Too close! What are you doing to protect yourself down there?
Joey: Da only thing I can do! Cover myself in Gamer's cologne! {audience starts laughing.} Hopefully da bad smell will keep 'em away! {cut to Gamer, who is glaring at Joey.}
C.J.: That wouldn't be "Ode de Honey" perfume, would it?
Misty: Well. {laughs.} It seems to be attracting them! Listen. They have been rumors that this is actually a "sting" operation. So don't get too close to them.
Joey: Pardon?
Misty: Don't get to close to them. This might be a "sting" operation.
Joey: Believe me! I don't want to get anywhere near dis! But as a professional, I must give you all the news I can get! OW!!! {covers his next.} They got me! {BUZZ}
{the audience applauds.}
Gamer: So tell me Joey. Where are you?
Joey: A bee hive?
Gamer: Close enough. {BUZZ} You're near a swarm of bees! {Joey, C.J., and Misty walk to their seats. They audience cheers and applauds. They stop after a few seconds.} Negative 1000 points for Joey, for insulting my cologne! And Misty and C.J. 1500 each for you two!
C.J.: Yes!
Misty: 'Bout time!
Gamer: Can't let Joey's points go to waste!
Joey: {slowly shakes his head.} Not a damn thing. {audience laughs.}
Gamer: Let's move on to Improvital Mission! This is for C.J., Yusake, and Joey. {they come down to the stage.} For this game, C.J. and Yusake are gonna act like secret agents on a mission. Joey will inform them of their mission by speaking into this special microphone. {hand Joey the mike. Joey walks to left, off stage. Gamer turns to the audience. He points to the section behind him.} Someone from this section. Name a mundane activity. {audience members start shouting out suggestions.} Laundry! Doing the laundry! Well use that one! {turns to the performers.} So you're mission is the laundry. Whenever you're ready, go!
Yusake:{to C.J.} Did you get the mail?
C.J.: All we got was this suspicious looking cassette tape.
Yusake: That might be our next mission! Put it in the {pauses.} tape.player.thingy.
C.J.: {presses a imaginary button.} Already did it.
Joey: {like a recorded voice.} And with my 12 step plan, you can learn the secrets to weight loss and. {stops as C.J. presses the button again.}
C.J.: Sorry, wrong side. {pretends to pull out the cassette, flips it over, and sticks it back in the player.} There we go!
Joey: {like a recorded voice.} Good evening agents.
Yusake: What's up?
C.J.: How's it goin'?
Joey: Don't ask me those questions. Dis is a recording.
Yusake: Sorry.
Joey: That's okay, Agent Urameshi. Listen carefully. You and Agent Julius, who I assume is standing next to you.
C.J.: Hey! I'm here!
Joey: I can see dat. Anyway, the Emperor of. {thinks.} Hardtopronoucia, {audience starts to laugh.} is coming to visit the president for a formal dinner. But the emperor has nuthin' to wear. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to take the emperor's dirty laundry and take it to the Laundromat, where you will wash and dry them. You will then take them to his hotel just before the dinner. If somethin' should happen and you are caught, we will erase any knowledge we have of you, forget you were agents, point and laugh at your sorry asses. Understand.
C.J.: We understand. Thank you sir!
Joey: This message will selfde. BOOM!!!
Yusake: {surprised} He really wanna to end that message! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: I'll say! {Yusake and C.J. face each other.} Well old friend. Looks like we have another mission.
Yusake: May luck be on our side. {they shake hands and the dramatic spy music starts.}
{C.J. walks to the back and runs back, acting like he's carrying a large bag of clothes.}
C.J.: Where's the Laundromat?
Yusake: {acts like he's reading a map.} According to this city map, it's 70 miles away from here!
C.J.: What kinda city is this!? Wait a minute. don't we live right next door to the Laundromat? {audience laugh.}
Yusake: I think you're right! Let's go! {they walk around and stop.} Made it!
C.J.: Uh-oh.
Yusake: What?
C.J.: I didn't bring any quarters with me.
Yusake: Do you have a dollar?
C.J.: Yeah?
Yusake: What if you eat the dollar? It will go through your digestion system and make four quarters!
C.J.: That's crazy enough to work! Hold this. {hands Yusake the bag and pretends to pull a dollar out of his pocket and eats it.} Excuse me. {runs off screen. The audience laughs loudly. He runs back.} I got the quarters! Take 'em!
Yusake: Hell no! {waves his hands in protest. Audience laughs.}
C.J.: Okay! We need a machine!
Yusake: {points to the left.} Over there! Oh-no!
C.J.: What now?
Yusake: There's no more soap!
C.J.: We can't do laundry without. wait a minute. Weren't your genes spliced with a bar of soap?
Yusake: Yeah! How will that help?
C.J.: If we make you hot, you'll sweat. We'll use your sweat. {pauses. Audience laughs.} We'll use the soap that's in your sweat. Do I have to explain everything!?
Yusake: But how will I sweat?
C.J.: Hmm. The dryer! {audience starts laughing.} If we throw you into the dryer, you'll sweat from the heat! {opens a imaginary dryer.} Get in!
Yusake: Alright! {he steps in and starts rolling around on the ground. The audience roars with laughter.} DING!
C.J.: {opens the door. Yusake walks out.} It works! You're sweating like a greased pig! {gets pulled and sticks to Yusake.} Oh crap! Static cling! {audience laughs.}
Yusake: We gotta hurry! {they walk towards the other side.} Throw the clothes in! We'll start with the whites!
{C.J. pretend to empty a bag of clothes into a washer.}
C.J.: Throw the other bag into the other washer. {Yusake does this.} Now we wait. DING! Oh! Mines done! {pretends to open the door and pull out a piece of clothing.} Oh no! Everything's pink! {audience roars with laughter.}
Yusake: Pink!? There must have been a red shirt in the wash!
C.J.: What do we do now?
Yusake: Hey! Weren't your genes spliced with a bottle of bleach?
C.J.: I get where you're goin' with this! I go run to the dryer.
Yusake: We don't have time! You'll sweat enough in the hot water! {throws C.J. into the washer. C.J. rolls around as the audience laughs.} DING! {pulls the clothes out.} It worked! Everything white again! {C.J. comes out the washer.}
C.J.: Quick! Throw the clothes in the dryer! {he and Yusake do that.} DING! These are some fast dryers! {he and Yusake pull out the clothes.}
Yusake: The clothes have shrunk!!! {pretends to hold a small T-shirt. The audience roars with laughter.}
C.J.: Now he can't wear them! {looks to the other side.} Wait! {walks over there.} Here was a clean formal suit this whole time!
Yusake: Lets get it and get outta here! {BUZZ} {they walk back to their seats and the audience cheers and applauds them.}
Gamer: Give it up! For those two! That was great! We'll find out who the winner is right after this! Don't go any where! {scene fades out.}
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{scene fades in. The audience is cheering. Misty, Gamer, Yusake and C.J. are standing in a row. Joey is at the desk.}
Gamer: Welcome back to the show! Tonight's winner is Joey Wheeler! Joey! {Joey blows kisses to the audience.} And as punishment to us, we gotta do a HOE-DOWN!!! {the audience cheers.} Alright, what I need from the audience is a person you really hate! {audience shouts out suggestions.} Super models! We can go with that! So the Super Model Hoe-down, Take it away! {the hoe-down music starts. Misty is first.}
Misty: I used to be a model, that you should see. Every man in the city wanted to be with me. But I got fired that fateful day. I pushed another model off the runway!
{Audience laughs.}
Gamer: I went on a date with model, it was my loss. The only one who wanted to go was Kate Moss. I took her to my apartment, I opened up the doors. She then fell in between a crack in the floorboards!
{Audience roars with laughter.}
Yusake: Models like to starve themselves, they never-ever eat. Always wearing clean clothes and lookin' neat. So we played a joke on them, me and my friend, Jin. He created a small breeze and blew them all in the wind!
{audience laughs.}
C.J.: I really hate super models, they think their the best. Lookin' pretty, dressin' well, is there no rest? Not eatin' takin' drugs, when their all alone. I could be a model, but I can't get that stoned!
All: I can't get that stoned! {audience laugh and cheer.}
Gamer: That's the end of our show! We'll see you again on "Whose Line is it Anyway!" See ya later!
{scene fades out.}
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Anime Craze! I don't own any anime or Whose Line. I only own Christopher Julius (my character) and Gamerctm (me).
Voice: Good evening and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway!" On tonight's show.
{cut to C.J.} Don't make me hurt you. Christopher Julius! (From my Samurai Pizza Cats Fanfic.) {cut to Yusake.} I'm gonna kick your ass! Yusake Urameshi! (From YuYu Hakusho.) {cut to Misty} I'll pull out the mallet of doom! Misty Waterflower! (From Pokemon) And. {cut to Joey.} Don't hurt me. Joey Wheeler! (From Yu-Gi-Oh!){cut to Gamerctm, who's in the audience.} And I'm your host, Gamer! C'mon! Let's have some fun! {walks down to his desk.}
Gamer: Hey! Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway." The only show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, like giving DBZ characters funerals. {audience starts laughing.} Just a waste of time. If you never seen the show, our 4 contestants have to make up everything of the top of there heads. I give them these fake points and pick a winner at the end. The winner of the show gets to do a little something with me. And the loser has to watch!
C.J.: Lose-lose situation, huh? {audience laughs.}
Gamer: Even I don't want to be around it. Anyway, let's start off the show with Superheroes! {audience stars cheering as the 4 contestants walk up to the stage.} The contestants have to act like strange superheroes and solve a fake crisis. When they come out stage, the person before them has to give them a superhero name and they have to act it out. Misty will go first. {the other 3 walk to the side.} And I need from the audience a superhero name. {looks at the audience. They starts shouting out suggestions.} . I like that one! Temper Tantrum Woman!
Misty: [disbelief] And the crisis?
Gamer: {audience shouts out more suggestions.} Mall's closing! Okay! {looks at Misty.} So you are Temper Tantrum Woman, and the mall's closing! What do you do?
Misty: [piercing annoying voice.] Why do I have to clean up the hide- out!!!!!!!!!! {lays down on the ground and pounds her fists } WHY!? WHY!? {gets up.} A crisis? The mall's closing? {jumps up and down.} IT CAN'T CLOSE!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! WHERE ARE THE OTHERS!!! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO {C.J. walks up.}
C.J.: Sorry I'm late. Did you know every car alarm around the block just went off? {audience roars with laugher.}
Misty: [same voice] That always happens. {audience stops laughing.} About time you came. uh. Pro Wrestler Boy!
C.J.: {flexes his muscles.} [gruff voice] Whatcha gonna doooo? When the mall closes on youuuu? Grrrr.. {elbow drops the floor. Gets up and pretends to do a leg lock to an imaginary opponent.} Let's hear that snap!
Misty: [piercing voice.] We gotta solve the problem. {stomps her foot up and down.} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
Yusake: {walks in.} Sorry I'm late! I couldn't find my car.
C.J.: [gruff] Western Cowboy Man!
Yusake: [cowboy voice] Of course why take a car when you can ride a horse. {pretends to swing a lasso over his head.} YEAHAW! {throws the rope towards Misty. She pretends to be pulled in.}
Misty: [piercing voice] WHY CAN'T I THROW A ROPE LIKE THAT?!?! {screaming and jumping up and down.} I WANNA BE A COWGIRL!!! NOW!
Joey: {walks in.} Sorry I'm late!
Yusake: [cowboy voice] Well, mosey on down here. Tap Dance Kid!
Joey: {starts to tap dance. Audience goes wild.} What's the problem?
{Misty lays down and pounds the ground. Yusake acts like he's riding a bucking bronco. C.J. does a Spina-rooney. The audience continues cheering.}
Yusake: [cowboy voice] We gotta do somethin'.
Joey: {still tap dancing.} Don't worry! The mall will be open tomorrow! I need to leave! My feet hurt! {taps dances off stage.}
Yusake: [cowboy voice] I'll mosey on outta here! {rides his horse off stage.} YEAHAW!!!
C.J.: [gruff voice] {flexing his muscles.} I need to go to! I'm gonna lay the Smackdown on myself! {runs off stage.}
Misty: [piercing voice] The crisis is gone!!! {C.J. makes a car alarm sound.} SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
{BUZZ!!!} {everyone walks back to their seats as the audience applause.}
Gamer: {laughing.} That was great! 1000 points to everyone. And what did Pro Wrestler Boy mean by "lay the Smackdown" on himself?
C.J.: That's what happens on a bad date when I hit "Rock Bottom"! {audiences laughs}
Gamer: Must happen a lot. But moving on. let's play a game called Sound Effects! This is for Misty and Joey. {they walk up to the stage while Gamer goes into the audience.} We need two volunteers. {walks up to Botan and Yukina.} You two! What're your names?
Botan: Botan.
Yukina: Yukina.
Gamer: C'mon down! {the audience starts cheering as the two girls follow Gamer to the stage.} This is Botan and Yukina. {Misty and Joey shake hands with them.} This is how the game goes. Joey and Misty are gonna act out a scene. You two, Yukina and Botan, are gonna provide the sound effects when they prompt you to. Yukina will provide the sound for Misty. Botan for Joey. {walks to the desk.} And the scene is. {reads a card.} James Bond, who is Joey, and his beautiful agent partner, Misty, are trying to sneak into the villain's lair. Botan and Yukina will provide the sound effects. go!
Misty: [erotic voice] Oh. James. we have to find a way into the lair!
Joey: {James Bond Voice.} Worry not my dear. As long as we don't run into any guards, we'll be fine.
Botan: [gruff voice] Hold it right there! {giggles.}
Misty: A guard! A giggling guard! He's pressed the alarm!
Yukina: [quietly] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
Joey: Don't worry! It's so quiet, no one will hear it in time! {looks ahead.} Ninjas!!!
Botan and Yukina: [high voices] Woo! Hy! Ah! Oh!
Misty: They're midgets! {audience starts laughing.}
Joey: My training doesn't cover midget attacks!
Misty: {shaking Joey's arm.} Just shoot them! {Joey sticks out his thumb and index finger like a gun.}
Botan: Bang.
Botan and Yukina: OH! NO! AHH!
Misty: You got all of them with one shot!!! {audience roars with laughter and cheers.}
Joey: Sometimes I impress even myself! Let's go! {he and Misty walk around the stage.}
Misty: It think we're making to much noise.
Yukina: Crump-crump-crump.
Joey: It's okay! The carpet's wet! Let's go! {they stop and face the audience.} This is where all the guards and ninjas are. It sounds quiet. {waits for a sound from Botan.}. too quiet. {waits again. She and the audience starts laughing.} I wouldn't be surprised if it was a really quiet group of 1000. We better get our guns.
Misty: {acts likes she's holding a shot gun.} Here! I got my shotgun. Let me "cock" it to see if it works. I hope it "clicks" very loudly. {she cocks the imaginary gun.}
Yukina: [faintly] click-click. {audience laughs.}
Misty: Let me try again. {cocks it again. No sound.}
Joey: What's wrong with it?
Misty: Maybe I should load it with ammo first!
Joey: It's okay! I'll just my rocket launcher to kill the guards! {they take a few steps back. Joey gets on one knee and holds a imaginary rocket launcher on his shoulder.} I must warn you! The explosion will be so loud, that it will shatter your ears! It will make a sound that can make you deaf! {pretends to fire it.}
Botan: Boom.
{audience, Yukina, and Botan laugh.}
Misty: You were only able to blast a small hole in the door!!!
Joey: I thought it would be louder! Here come the guards!
Misty: What do we do!
Joey: Wait! {sticks out his thumb and index finger again.}
Botan: Bang.
Yukina and Botan: AHH!!! NO!!! HE GOT US!!!
Misty: You killed all 1000 with one shot, again! {audience laughs. Gamer starts laughing too.}
Joey: This is a pretty sweet gun!
{BUZZ}
Gamer: Okay! Thank you very much guys! {audience is still laughing and cheering. Gamer escorts Botan and Yukina back to their seats. Joey and Misty go back to theirs.} Thank you Yukina, Botan! {they sit down and are laughing too. Gamer runs back to his desk.}
Gamer: I give Joey a 1000 points. One for every guard he killed. {audience applause.}
Misty: What about me?
Gamer: You didn't cock your gun, so you get only 999 points.
{audience awws as Misty gives Gamer a fake sad face.}
C.J.: {looks at Misty.} You can have one of my points!
Joey: {looks at Misty.} You can one of mine, too.
{audience cheers as Misty smiles.}
Yusake: I'm keepin' all of mine! The hell with charity!
Gamer: Let's move on to game called. I love this game. Scenes from a Hat! {audience cheers as the 4 performers come down to the stage. Joey and C.J. are on the right side. Misty and Yusake on the left.} Now for this game, we need this hat. {pulls out a top hat.} It's full of suggestions we got from the audience before the show. I'll pull em' out one at a time and the contestants must act them out. Starting with. {pulls out a piece of paper from the hat.} What Duel Monsters think will waiting to attack.
C.J.: {walks up to the stage.} Please don't send me in.please don't send me in! {BUZZ} {He walks off stage as the audience laughs.}
Misty: {walks up.} Can't this guy think of something in less then 6 minutes!? {BUZZ} {she sighs and walks off stage. The audiences laughs a little.}
Yusake: {walks up.} {laughs.} Joey is getting his ass kicked! {BUZZ} {audience roars with laughter. Joey glares at him.} I mean, look! 4000 LP to his 250? Damn! He sucks! {audience roars with more laughter.} {BUZZ} {he walks off stage.}
C.J.: {pulls out another paper.} Books written by the "Whose Line: Anime" performers.
Joey: {walks up and points to a imaginary book on a shelf.} "How I killed Yusake Urameshi " by Joey Wheeler. {BUZZ} {audience laughs as Joey walks back.}
Misty: {same.} "How to lay the Smackdown on yourself" by Christopher Julius. {BUZZ} {audience laughs as she walks back.}
Gamer: Alright. {pulls out another paper.} Unlikely circus acts.
C.J.: {walks up and moves his hands around like he's tying something.} Ya- ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta! Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta! {throws his imaginary thing in the air and acts like he hung himself.} Crack! {his eyes are wide open and mouth are wide open and he dangles around.} {BUZZ} {he walks back as the audience roars with laughter.}
{Misty and Yusake walk up. She pulls open his mouth and acts like she's putting her head in it. She pulls her head out, closes his mouth and takes a bow. The audience cheers.} {BUZZ} {they both walk back to their side.}
{C.J. and Joey walks up. Joey lays on the ground and closes his eyes.}
C.J.: [Australian voice] This man die of natural causes. [shouting] Alright Johnny! Start the truck! {pretends to hold jumper cables. He tap the two ends together and attaches them to Joey's shirt. Joey leaps to his feet and starts shaking around and jumping around. The audience cheers.} Lookie here! With just 10,000 volts, you can make your relatives dance again!
{BUZZ} {they walk back to their side.}
Gamer: You know, that last part, I don't know if I can consider it a circus act.
C.J.: Just read the cards and sign the pay checks. That's what you're here for.
Gamer: {pulls out another paper.} Oh God. Please be nice. What Gamerctm is thinking right now.
{audience laughs.}
C.J.: {walks up.} I so lucky to have this job. All I do is talk and hit the buzzer. {audience starts laughing.} {BUZZ} Buzz-buzz-buzz! That's all I do! {BUZZ} Oh! Buzz! Buzz! And talk! {audience goes wild.} I don't do anything else! Not a damn thing! {BUZZ} {looks at Gamer} I can do that to! {walks to the desk and hits the buzzer.} {BUZZ} See! It's that easy! {BUZZ} {walks back to his spot. The audience is still cheering and laughing.}
Gamer: {mimicking C.J.} That's all I do! {normal} That and sign your pay checks! {pulls out another paper.} What celebrates do after they get fired. {audience laughs.}
Joey: {walks up.} Name's Christopher Julius! I had a short spot on Whose Line until I insulted the boss. {holds up a imaginary tray.} Here are your fries! {BUZZ} {the audience laughs as he walks back.}
Yusake: {gets on both knees and walks up} [high pitch voice] I was one of the Lollipop Guild! Now I'm workin' at Chippendales'! {starts dancing erotically. All the women in the audience goes wild.} {BUZZ} {he walks back.}
{C.J. starts to walk up, but stops and walks back.}
Gamer: {looking at C.J.} Go ahead! I wanna see it!
C.J.: I changed my mind.
Gamer: No! I wanna to see what you planning to do.
C.J.: {audience starts cheering him on.} Okay. {walks up} [Alex Trebik's voice] Sorry. you must put your fast food order in the form of a question. {BUZZ} {the audience laughs a little.} [normal voice] Not a damn thing! {audience laughs more.}{BUZZ} All I do is Buzz! Buzz! {BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ} {audience starts cheering.}
Gamer: Thank you very much guys! Hey! Don't go nowhere! "Whose Line is it Anyway" will be right back right after this! {throws the hat into the audience. Scene fades out.}
}}commercial break{{
{scene fades in. The audience is cheering.}
Gamer: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway!" The only show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. And for those of you keeping score out there. get a life! Let's move on to a game called News Flash! This is for C.J., Misty, and Joey. {the 3 performers walk up to the stage. C.J. and Misty sit in the chairs on stage while Joey walks in front of a giant green screen.} The way this game works, Misty and C.J. are news reporters and Joey is on the field. He's standing in front of what we call a "Green Screen." All he sees his green. But trough the magic of cameras, we and everyone at home can see what's behind him. He has to guess what's behind him, and the others give him clues to either help or screw him. Ready, go! {cut to Misty and C.J.}
C.J.: {looking at Misty.} Sorry 'bout last night. That. never happen to me before.
Misty: {looks at the camera.} [whispering to C.J.] We're on! [normal] We interrupt you're program for this breaking news!
C.J.: We go now to our field reporter, Joey Wheeler! {cut to Joey, on the screen behind him is a large swarm of bees.} Joey! Can you hear me?
Joey: [shouting] I can barely hear you! Dis is nothing less than pandemonium and terror! I fear for my life!
Misty: Now Joey! What started all this?
Joey: It started when someone on "Whose Line" insulted da boss! {audience starts laughing.} It just erupted into dis. {waves his hand across the screen. (He can't see the image, through.)}
C.J.: They seem angry about this! Were you able to speak to some of them?
Joey: {waving his hands around.} I can't get close enough! Da chaos and panic is keeping me back! Da only person I talked to said one thing. "He doesn't do a damn thing!"
Misty: There's certainly a "buzz" about how long this will last. Any idea when this will end?
Joey: I'd say like after a week or so of dis, it'll die down. It's not as bad as it was a minute ago. {the audiences screams as a few 100 bees on the screen behind him come closer. He starts running in place.} Dat was too close!
C.J.: Too close! What are you doing to protect yourself down there?
Joey: Da only thing I can do! Cover myself in Gamer's cologne! {audience starts laughing.} Hopefully da bad smell will keep 'em away! {cut to Gamer, who is glaring at Joey.}
C.J.: That wouldn't be "Ode de Honey" perfume, would it?
Misty: Well. {laughs.} It seems to be attracting them! Listen. They have been rumors that this is actually a "sting" operation. So don't get too close to them.
Joey: Pardon?
Misty: Don't get to close to them. This might be a "sting" operation.
Joey: Believe me! I don't want to get anywhere near dis! But as a professional, I must give you all the news I can get! OW!!! {covers his next.} They got me! {BUZZ}
{the audience applauds.}
Gamer: So tell me Joey. Where are you?
Joey: A bee hive?
Gamer: Close enough. {BUZZ} You're near a swarm of bees! {Joey, C.J., and Misty walk to their seats. They audience cheers and applauds. They stop after a few seconds.} Negative 1000 points for Joey, for insulting my cologne! And Misty and C.J. 1500 each for you two!
C.J.: Yes!
Misty: 'Bout time!
Gamer: Can't let Joey's points go to waste!
Joey: {slowly shakes his head.} Not a damn thing. {audience laughs.}
Gamer: Let's move on to Improvital Mission! This is for C.J., Yusake, and Joey. {they come down to the stage.} For this game, C.J. and Yusake are gonna act like secret agents on a mission. Joey will inform them of their mission by speaking into this special microphone. {hand Joey the mike. Joey walks to left, off stage. Gamer turns to the audience. He points to the section behind him.} Someone from this section. Name a mundane activity. {audience members start shouting out suggestions.} Laundry! Doing the laundry! Well use that one! {turns to the performers.} So you're mission is the laundry. Whenever you're ready, go!
Yusake:{to C.J.} Did you get the mail?
C.J.: All we got was this suspicious looking cassette tape.
Yusake: That might be our next mission! Put it in the {pauses.} tape.player.thingy.
C.J.: {presses a imaginary button.} Already did it.
Joey: {like a recorded voice.} And with my 12 step plan, you can learn the secrets to weight loss and. {stops as C.J. presses the button again.}
C.J.: Sorry, wrong side. {pretends to pull out the cassette, flips it over, and sticks it back in the player.} There we go!
Joey: {like a recorded voice.} Good evening agents.
Yusake: What's up?
C.J.: How's it goin'?
Joey: Don't ask me those questions. Dis is a recording.
Yusake: Sorry.
Joey: That's okay, Agent Urameshi. Listen carefully. You and Agent Julius, who I assume is standing next to you.
C.J.: Hey! I'm here!
Joey: I can see dat. Anyway, the Emperor of. {thinks.} Hardtopronoucia, {audience starts to laugh.} is coming to visit the president for a formal dinner. But the emperor has nuthin' to wear. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to take the emperor's dirty laundry and take it to the Laundromat, where you will wash and dry them. You will then take them to his hotel just before the dinner. If somethin' should happen and you are caught, we will erase any knowledge we have of you, forget you were agents, point and laugh at your sorry asses. Understand.
C.J.: We understand. Thank you sir!
Joey: This message will selfde. BOOM!!!
Yusake: {surprised} He really wanna to end that message! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: I'll say! {Yusake and C.J. face each other.} Well old friend. Looks like we have another mission.
Yusake: May luck be on our side. {they shake hands and the dramatic spy music starts.}
{C.J. walks to the back and runs back, acting like he's carrying a large bag of clothes.}
C.J.: Where's the Laundromat?
Yusake: {acts like he's reading a map.} According to this city map, it's 70 miles away from here!
C.J.: What kinda city is this!? Wait a minute. don't we live right next door to the Laundromat? {audience laugh.}
Yusake: I think you're right! Let's go! {they walk around and stop.} Made it!
C.J.: Uh-oh.
Yusake: What?
C.J.: I didn't bring any quarters with me.
Yusake: Do you have a dollar?
C.J.: Yeah?
Yusake: What if you eat the dollar? It will go through your digestion system and make four quarters!
C.J.: That's crazy enough to work! Hold this. {hands Yusake the bag and pretends to pull a dollar out of his pocket and eats it.} Excuse me. {runs off screen. The audience laughs loudly. He runs back.} I got the quarters! Take 'em!
Yusake: Hell no! {waves his hands in protest. Audience laughs.}
C.J.: Okay! We need a machine!
Yusake: {points to the left.} Over there! Oh-no!
C.J.: What now?
Yusake: There's no more soap!
C.J.: We can't do laundry without. wait a minute. Weren't your genes spliced with a bar of soap?
Yusake: Yeah! How will that help?
C.J.: If we make you hot, you'll sweat. We'll use your sweat. {pauses. Audience laughs.} We'll use the soap that's in your sweat. Do I have to explain everything!?
Yusake: But how will I sweat?
C.J.: Hmm. The dryer! {audience starts laughing.} If we throw you into the dryer, you'll sweat from the heat! {opens a imaginary dryer.} Get in!
Yusake: Alright! {he steps in and starts rolling around on the ground. The audience roars with laughter.} DING!
C.J.: {opens the door. Yusake walks out.} It works! You're sweating like a greased pig! {gets pulled and sticks to Yusake.} Oh crap! Static cling! {audience laughs.}
Yusake: We gotta hurry! {they walk towards the other side.} Throw the clothes in! We'll start with the whites!
{C.J. pretend to empty a bag of clothes into a washer.}
C.J.: Throw the other bag into the other washer. {Yusake does this.} Now we wait. DING! Oh! Mines done! {pretends to open the door and pull out a piece of clothing.} Oh no! Everything's pink! {audience roars with laughter.}
Yusake: Pink!? There must have been a red shirt in the wash!
C.J.: What do we do now?
Yusake: Hey! Weren't your genes spliced with a bottle of bleach?
C.J.: I get where you're goin' with this! I go run to the dryer.
Yusake: We don't have time! You'll sweat enough in the hot water! {throws C.J. into the washer. C.J. rolls around as the audience laughs.} DING! {pulls the clothes out.} It worked! Everything white again! {C.J. comes out the washer.}
C.J.: Quick! Throw the clothes in the dryer! {he and Yusake do that.} DING! These are some fast dryers! {he and Yusake pull out the clothes.}
Yusake: The clothes have shrunk!!! {pretends to hold a small T-shirt. The audience roars with laughter.}
C.J.: Now he can't wear them! {looks to the other side.} Wait! {walks over there.} Here was a clean formal suit this whole time!
Yusake: Lets get it and get outta here! {BUZZ} {they walk back to their seats and the audience cheers and applauds them.}
Gamer: Give it up! For those two! That was great! We'll find out who the winner is right after this! Don't go any where! {scene fades out.}
}}commercial break{{
{scene fades in. The audience is cheering. Misty, Gamer, Yusake and C.J. are standing in a row. Joey is at the desk.}
Gamer: Welcome back to the show! Tonight's winner is Joey Wheeler! Joey! {Joey blows kisses to the audience.} And as punishment to us, we gotta do a HOE-DOWN!!! {the audience cheers.} Alright, what I need from the audience is a person you really hate! {audience shouts out suggestions.} Super models! We can go with that! So the Super Model Hoe-down, Take it away! {the hoe-down music starts. Misty is first.}
Misty: I used to be a model, that you should see. Every man in the city wanted to be with me. But I got fired that fateful day. I pushed another model off the runway!
{Audience laughs.}
Gamer: I went on a date with model, it was my loss. The only one who wanted to go was Kate Moss. I took her to my apartment, I opened up the doors. She then fell in between a crack in the floorboards!
{Audience roars with laughter.}
Yusake: Models like to starve themselves, they never-ever eat. Always wearing clean clothes and lookin' neat. So we played a joke on them, me and my friend, Jin. He created a small breeze and blew them all in the wind!
{audience laughs.}
C.J.: I really hate super models, they think their the best. Lookin' pretty, dressin' well, is there no rest? Not eatin' takin' drugs, when their all alone. I could be a model, but I can't get that stoned!
All: I can't get that stoned! {audience laugh and cheer.}
Gamer: That's the end of our show! We'll see you again on "Whose Line is it Anyway!" See ya later!
{scene fades out.}
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