(Fly, a fly enters a wooden stage carrying a bunch of blank wooden signs
(fly cannot talk so he writes on huge signs))
Fly: Hello! This is "Go For it Inu-Baka the comic-
Reno: Comic? (Looks around) Last time I checked this was NOT a comic.
Fly: Really? Sorry bout that. (Fly scribbles over the first sign) This is Inu-Baka the Fan fiction where nothing makes sense!
(Inu-Yasha stomps on the stage and reads the sign)
Inu-Yasha: (Is angry) Okay who named this?!
(A cuddly Teddy Bear (who thinks he talks (but is always unheard) enters)
Teddy Bear: Not me but I wish I did.
Reno: Okay just get on with the story!
Inu-Yasha: .............................
Girl Meets Teddy Bear?
It's Saturday so Kagome is in her home time. After trying to complete a series of Algebra she finally decides to hang out with her friends who beg like dogs to go to the Toy Store together. In the isle marked "stuffed animals" a pair of cuddly, yet creepy (in their own way) eyes watch the young reincarnation of a stuffed panda!
(Fly interrupts with his wooden signs)
Fly: This isn't right! Who typed that!
Reno: Stop interrupting! It was starting to get good!
(The story continues)
Yes the eyes are staring at a reincarnation of a stuffed panda! But its ears listen to the annoying talking baby doll in the next isle.
"Isn't that Teddy Bear cute!" a little girl, who is not important to the story, says to her mother, who is not really paying attention.
"I'm a Teddy Bear?" the Teddy Bear thinks to himself, only because he cannot talk. "I'm a Teddy Bear!" he cheers, yet thinks because he still cannot talk.
"That Teddy Bear looks creepy" Kagome says staring at the Teddy Bear.
"It's not a Teddy Bear, it's a stuffed animal" one of the non- important friends "corrects" not knowing how much she effected the story.
"I'm not a Teddy Bear!" the Teddy Bear is now crying (which it actually can)(but it still can not talk). "I feel so lost!"
"Is there a difference?" Akane asked, starring at the Teddy Bear.
"What does it need to fall in the spring a drowned Teddy Bear in Jusenkyo to be a Teddy Bear?" female Ranma stupidly asks.
"Where did you come from?!" Akane yelled. "I thought you had detention!"
"What do you mean where did I come from?! We're not even supposed to be in the story!"
(Fly tries to interrupt the story but Reno throws him on a bottle)
"Take me to Jusenkyo!" the Teddy Bear tells Ranma and Akane as they leave the Toy Store. "I want to be a Teddy Bear!"
Kagome and her friends decide to leave the Toy Store (after her friends paid for whatever non-important things they bought). Hojo (the jerk!) catches Kagome (not literary) before she leaves. "I bought this for you" he said giving her a box of Advil and a cute Teddy Bear.
"...Uh....thanks" she says taking the gifts. "What's with people coming randomly?"
"I'm off to Jusenkyo!" the Teddy Bear thinks (Of course he thinks because-
(Fly escapes the bottle and interrupts, after dodging Reno's electric rod)
Fly: We get the picture already! We know the Teddy Bear can't talk! (Fly gets slammed in a coffee can)
Reno: Quiet you stupid insect!
(The story is continued)
Fly's annoyance wasted the weekend so now Kagome is back in the Feudal era (Stupid Fly!). Kagome takes her big blue (Inu-Yasha got angry at the back pack one time but that's a different story) back pack and shoves it down the well without noticing a sneaky Teddy Bear snuck in the big, squishy, over loaded back pack. "I'm going to Jusenkyo to become a Teddy Bear!" it thinks cheerfully unknowing the dangers ahead of him.
Fly: Hello! This is "Go For it Inu-Baka the comic-
Reno: Comic? (Looks around) Last time I checked this was NOT a comic.
Fly: Really? Sorry bout that. (Fly scribbles over the first sign) This is Inu-Baka the Fan fiction where nothing makes sense!
(Inu-Yasha stomps on the stage and reads the sign)
Inu-Yasha: (Is angry) Okay who named this?!
(A cuddly Teddy Bear (who thinks he talks (but is always unheard) enters)
Teddy Bear: Not me but I wish I did.
Reno: Okay just get on with the story!
Inu-Yasha: .............................
Girl Meets Teddy Bear?
It's Saturday so Kagome is in her home time. After trying to complete a series of Algebra she finally decides to hang out with her friends who beg like dogs to go to the Toy Store together. In the isle marked "stuffed animals" a pair of cuddly, yet creepy (in their own way) eyes watch the young reincarnation of a stuffed panda!
(Fly interrupts with his wooden signs)
Fly: This isn't right! Who typed that!
Reno: Stop interrupting! It was starting to get good!
(The story continues)
Yes the eyes are staring at a reincarnation of a stuffed panda! But its ears listen to the annoying talking baby doll in the next isle.
"Isn't that Teddy Bear cute!" a little girl, who is not important to the story, says to her mother, who is not really paying attention.
"I'm a Teddy Bear?" the Teddy Bear thinks to himself, only because he cannot talk. "I'm a Teddy Bear!" he cheers, yet thinks because he still cannot talk.
"That Teddy Bear looks creepy" Kagome says staring at the Teddy Bear.
"It's not a Teddy Bear, it's a stuffed animal" one of the non- important friends "corrects" not knowing how much she effected the story.
"I'm not a Teddy Bear!" the Teddy Bear is now crying (which it actually can)(but it still can not talk). "I feel so lost!"
"Is there a difference?" Akane asked, starring at the Teddy Bear.
"What does it need to fall in the spring a drowned Teddy Bear in Jusenkyo to be a Teddy Bear?" female Ranma stupidly asks.
"Where did you come from?!" Akane yelled. "I thought you had detention!"
"What do you mean where did I come from?! We're not even supposed to be in the story!"
(Fly tries to interrupt the story but Reno throws him on a bottle)
"Take me to Jusenkyo!" the Teddy Bear tells Ranma and Akane as they leave the Toy Store. "I want to be a Teddy Bear!"
Kagome and her friends decide to leave the Toy Store (after her friends paid for whatever non-important things they bought). Hojo (the jerk!) catches Kagome (not literary) before she leaves. "I bought this for you" he said giving her a box of Advil and a cute Teddy Bear.
"...Uh....thanks" she says taking the gifts. "What's with people coming randomly?"
"I'm off to Jusenkyo!" the Teddy Bear thinks (Of course he thinks because-
(Fly escapes the bottle and interrupts, after dodging Reno's electric rod)
Fly: We get the picture already! We know the Teddy Bear can't talk! (Fly gets slammed in a coffee can)
Reno: Quiet you stupid insect!
(The story is continued)
Fly's annoyance wasted the weekend so now Kagome is back in the Feudal era (Stupid Fly!). Kagome takes her big blue (Inu-Yasha got angry at the back pack one time but that's a different story) back pack and shoves it down the well without noticing a sneaky Teddy Bear snuck in the big, squishy, over loaded back pack. "I'm going to Jusenkyo to become a Teddy Bear!" it thinks cheerfully unknowing the dangers ahead of him.