A/N: I got bored. This happened and yeah.

Chatroom fic set in a high school AU. Some of this stuff is actually just quotes from my own Skype crew, aha.

Disclaimer: Don't own Fairy Tail. I don't know why not though XD

Group: Do Fairys Have Tails?

4:32pm

GonnaGetBurned: I'M ALL FIRED UP!

TooCold4You: Please tell me there's someone else here beside flame-brain.

GonnaGetBurned: Oi! What's that supposed to mean icicle!? Wanna fight me!?

EatIron: I'm all for beating up the idiot.

GonnaGetBurned: Gajeel! How could you betray me like that?

EatIron: Quite easily.

TooCold4You: Nice to see some intelligence in the chat

CelestialKeys: Fighting already? Geez...

GonnaGetBurned: GRAY FIGHT ME!

CelestialKeys: Hello to you too Natsu..

GonnaGetBurned: Hiya Luigi!

CelestialKeys: LUCY. ITS LUCY!

GonnaGetBurned: Yeah sure :P

CelestialKeys: -.-

TooCold4You: Geez, get a chatroom.

EatIron: XD

GonnaGetBurned: Like you and Juviaaaa? ;)

TooCold4You: Shut your trap flame for brains.

GonnaGetBurned: Make me.

CelestialKeys: Guys...

TooCold4You: I know where you live, you flaming idiot.

GonnaGetBurned: I'm soooo scared.

EatIron: Guys. Take a look at who's online...

GonnaGetBurned: Shit.

TooCold4You: Shit.

TheTitania: Are you boys fighting again?

GonnaGetBurned: Nope.

TooCold4You: Not at all.

GonnaGetBurned: We're helping each other with homework.

TooCold4You: Lots of homework.

TheTitania: That's what I like to hear.

Group: The Slayers

6:46pm

ThatsGonnaSting: I'm boreeeeeed.

GonnaGetBurned: Sameeeee

ThatsGonnaSting: NATSU!

GonnaGetBurned: STING!

ThatsGonnaSting: So what's up?

GonnaGetBurned: Avoiding homework and Erza. You?

ThatsGonnaSting: Making pancakes.

GonnaGetBurned: Why pancakes? Aren't they more of a breakfast thing?

ThatsGonnaSting: Yeah, but Rogues coming over and shaker pancake mix is all I have in the pantry that's edible...

GonnaGetBurned: Ooooh date night ;)

ThatsGonnaSting: I wish. Study night.

GonnaGetBurned: Screw that. Pancake 69!

ThatsGonnaSting: That sounds kinky.

GonnaGetBurned: Let's add some syrup to that.

ThatsGonnaSting: Natsu has his syrup in my mouth!

ThatsGonnaSting: Its soooo sticky.

GonnaGetBurned: Sooo thick.

ThatsGonnaSting: It turns me on.

ThatsGonnaSting: Natsu. Stick another pancake up my ass, will ya?

GonnaGetBurned: stick one down my throat, go on.

ThatsGonnaSting. Maybe I will.

GonnaGetBurned: Ooooh it's soooo good.

LightningStrikes: …

ThatsGonnaSting: Oh crepe that was bad.

ThatsGonnaSting: Hehe

ThatsGonnaSting. Delicious syrup.

ThatsGonnaSting: Polish my sword Natsu.

GonnaGetBurned: Sure.

ThatsGonnaSting: Tip to hilt. Polish it good.

GonnaGetBurned: Sting, why is your sword producing yogurt?

GonnaGetBurned: It's in my eyes!

GonnaGetBurned: Why am I pregnant!?

ThatsGonnaSting: Oh that just turns me on.

GonnaGetBurned: My foetus is ready.

LightningStrikes: What fucking drugs are you two taking?

GonnaGetBurned: PANCAKE THREESOME!

ThatsGonnaSting: TAKE OUR SYRUP.

LightningStrikes: I DONT WANT YOUR SYRUP.

ThatsGonnaSting: YOU'LL TAKE IT ANYWAY.

EatIron: What the actual fuck?

EatIron: My phones been vibrating for the past five minutes. I thought it was just

Ice Cube and Flame Brain going at it.

EatIron: I'm disturbed.

LightningStrikes: Join the club.

GonnaGetBurned: WE ARE NOT GAY.

GonnaGetBurned: JUST TO CLARIFY.

EatIron: you aren't gay but you occasionally fuck each other. That correct?

GonnaGetBurned: I am not gay Laxus

GonnaGetBurned: I am not gay Gajeel

GonnaGetBurned: I am not gay Wendy

GonnaGetBurned: I am not gay Rogue

ThatsGonnaSting: I'M GAY!

EatIron: If we didn't know that before we certainly know it now.

ShadowLord: Sting, I've been standing at your door for the past five minutes.

ShadowLord: Can you please let me in?

GonnaGetBurned: BWAHAHA.

ThatsGonnaSting: SHIT.

ShadowLord: I just heard a bang. Are you okay?

LightningStrikes: The banging happens when you walk through the door.

EatIron: XD

SkyMistress: Hey guys! I miss much? My phone kept buzzing and I didn't get to read the chat.

GonnaGetBurned: ...

EatIron: ...

LightningStrikes: ...

EatIron: DON'T READ THEM

GonnaGetBurned: WE WANT TO SPARE YOUR INNOCENCE.

LightningStrikes: DELETE THOSE MESSAGES YOU TWATS.

GonnaGetBurned: I GOT RID OF MINE BUT I CANT DELETE STINGS.

GonnaGetBurned: HE'S TOO BUSY TRYING OUT ALL THAT KINKY PANCAKE SHIT WITH ROGUE.

LightningStrikes: NATSU

EatIron: SALAMANDER

GonnaGetBurned: What?

GonnaGetBurned: SHIT.

SkyMistress: Um... Did I do something wrong or...

SkyMistress: I'M SORRY FOR ANYTHING I DID!

EatIron: You didn't do anything wrong

LightningStrikes: You're perfect

EatIron: Salamanders just an idiot.

GonnaGetBurned: HEY! Sting was typing too!

SkyMistress: Um... I'm gonna go video chat with Chelia... Have fun with your pancakes though..?

EatIron: ...

LightningStrikes: ...

GonnaGetBurned: So...

EatIron: Let's just go...

LightningStrikes: I'm 100% okay with that.

Group: Do Fairys Have Tails?

11:34pm

GonnaGetBurned: Woah, it's getting late.

BuyMeADrink: Wow, really?

TheTitania: Cana, you didn't know?

TooCold4You: *Sigh* It's sarcasm, Erza...

TheTitania: Ohhh... Of course it is.

Group: Do Fairys Have Tails?

2:28am

DripDrop: Oh look, a it's raining...

LightningStrikes: And?

DripDrop: I thought it looked pretty...

GonnaGetBurned: Why are you guys still up? It's like 2 in the morning...

BuyMeADrink: And once again, Natsu points out the obvious.

CelestialKeys: Hey! It's not that obvious...

CelestialKeys: Okay it is.

TooCold4You: Except if you're Natsu...

EatIron: GO TO BED NOW.

EyesBehindTheMask: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

FairyFlight: Oh God, Bix no.

A/N: That's chapter one done. The usernames should be fairly easy to guess but just in case I'll leave them down here as well as the others I haven't added yet.

Fairy Tail Team

GonnaGetBurned: Natsu

TooCold4You: Gray

CelestialKeys: Lucy

TheTitania: Erza

SkyMistress: Wendy

EatIron: Gajeel

DripDrop: Juvia

BuyMeADrink: Cana

SweetPoison: Mirajane

AnimalSoul: Lisanna

TheManliestMan: Elfman

WordsOfTheSoul: Levy

FasterThanYou: Jet

KnucklePlant: Droy

LightningStrikes: Laxus

TheDarkSwordsman: Freed

EyesBehindTheMask: Bickslow

FairyFlight: Evergreen

ShiningBrighterThanYou: Loke

Sabertooth Squad

ThatsGonnaSting: Sting

ShadowLord: Rogue

TheBlueStar: Yukino

YourMistress: Minerva

MaskedMemory: Rufus

BlackLightning: Orga

Crime Sorciere Crew

TickTock: Ultear

Jellybean: Jellal

LinkedHearts: Meredy