A/N: Well I finally have a story to post after like 2 years, lol. And of course it's FFVII, my new obsession! It's a short story collection of whatever insanities come to mind. Will include a lot of Zack, since he is already insane XD
Title: Puppies and Alcohol (and Reno) Don't Mix
Word Count: 192
Warnings: Minor cursing.
Characters: Zack and Sephiroth
Sephiroth was driving down the road, gazing bored out the window at the sights of Midgar. Some shops, an office building or two, apartment complex, Zack hanging off a light post, more shops…
Wait.
Back up.
What. The. Hell.
He slammed on his brakes and whipped the car around in a viscous u-turn that sent pedestrians running for safety. He drove back to where he'd seen his subordinate and pulled over.
"Should I even ask what happened this time?," he said stepping out of the car and walking closer to the lamp post where Zack was waving sheepishly at him.
"Eh? Probably not," answered Zack rubbing the back of his head with his hand.
"Did it involve Reno?"
"Yes…"
"And alcohol?"
"…yea…"
"Bets?"
"Maybe…"
Sephiroth turned on his heel with a sigh and began walking away.
"Hey!"
"A little help here!"
"Sephiroth?"
"Come back!"
"Seph!
.
.
.
"…Please?"