So this fanfic is just gonna be a series of drabbles, each drabble inspired by whatever song comes up when I shuffle my iTunes. None of them are connected unless otherwise noted; they're just random little stories. I hope you enjoy.
~ Cookie VanDeKamp ~
Track One: "This is Halloween" from the Nightmare Before Christmas
"I can't believe we're doing this," Leonard muttered, praying that no one he knew, Penny in particular, would ever see him like this. Specifically, holding a plastic jack-o-lantern-trick-or-treat basket, dressed as the Riddler, walking around Pasadena on Halloween night asking for candy as if he were an eight year old boy, not an above-thirty-year-old man.
"What?" asked Raj, who was absolutely delighted with his Iron Man costume. "We're scientists, so what? That doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves like everyone else does on this holiday. Maybe we'll meet some girls who like our costumes!"
"I have a girlfriend," Sheldon and Leonard said, at the exact same time Howard pointed out, "I have a wife."
"Well," Raj said, backpedaling a bit, "maybe I'll meet a girl who likes my costume."
"Yeah, because no girl can resist the sexual prowess of a man who's dressed in a superhero suit made of plastic and carrying a paper bag of candy," Howard droned.
"This is the worst," Sheldon moaned, though not for the same reasons as Leonard. "I've passed no less than ten little Spidermen tonight, and not one of them knew who I was dressed up as."
"The Big Wheel is a minor Spiderman villain who's often considered to be the lamest bad guy of all time, now please take off that ridiculous wheel!" Leonard begged.
"I will not take it off," Sheldon said stubbornly. "I spent hours upon hours slaving away on this wheel. If today's Spidey fans cannot appreciate a minor villain with a wheel fetish, then we live in a very sad world indeed."