My older sister wrote this, We own nothing of JRR Tolkien so don't sue man!

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Gollum's Dream

My master is sleeping with the precious....so I

will try to get in a few winks....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............

Look! What is this? Could it be...a dream? The sky is so

dark and gloomy. We looks all around and see...THE PRECIOUS!

It lies on a rock in the middle of the river. We thinks we

can swim out to get it! We dives into the cold, murky, wonderful

water.What is it, precious? It is another! Who dares to take the precious?

We will throttles it! Faster we swim, and when we come upon the rock, we see...

BEAUTY! It is another, like me! Only...different. We looks into its big, blue, watery eyes.

It is a mate for us! We just knows it! She jumps into the water. Seconds later, she comes up with a wet, wriggly

floppy fish for us! We loves her! We bites the tail while she bites the head...and eat the fish until our cold,

rubbery lips meet....GIVE ME THE PRECIOUS! She swims away, and we realize that our obsession with the precious

keeps us from getting our groove on.

Suddenly, we wakes up...we are frustrated! Stupid hobbits! To Shelob you will go!