She smiled at him
As he cursed his folly
Said, "If you be good,
I'll get you a lolly."
And with that, she left
Leaving the boy dumb
As he tried to process
What all she had done
And then speech came back
His mouth was unlocked
But alas, all he said:
"I don't like lollipops."
A/N: Just because I love that line so very much.