AN: I know that this idea has been used a lot but i wanted to do it anyway hope you like.
Link is on the computer. Dark link comes up behind him.
"Hey Link I got to show you something." Dark Link says placing his hands on Link's shoulders.
"What is it now?" Link asked sighing in annoyance.
"It's just something you got to read." Dark Link says waving his hands. Link sighs and moves over.
Dark Link pulls up a website and messes around till he finds the story he wants.
"Read this hero." Dark Link says moving and handing the mouse over to Link.
"'It was a dark night. The stars shone bright in the sky. Link snuck around until he came to their meeting place. He found his lover leaning against the tree his pale hair hiding part of his face his dark eyes looking at the hero…." Link reads aloud. He then reads quietly and blushes.
"What is this?" Link asks horror in his voice and apparent on his face.
"Oh this is a Ghira/Link fanfic. Thank the goddesses they've finally found something to write about instead of you and me or you and sheik." Says Dark Link.
"You mean there's more of this stuff out there?" Link asks shocked.
"Yep and you wouldn't believe what they make us do. I mean I don't think you could even move like some of them say." Dark Link states.
Link blushes deeper and looks away scarred for life.
"Yeah, there's even a few with you and old ganondork." Dark Link says laughing.
Link stands up immediately, grabs his sword and walks out of the room.
" Hey where are you going?" Daark Link asks confused
"I'm going to go kill some authors." Link states a little bit of anger seeping into his voice.
"Well have fun." Says Dark Link as he waves.
AN: no offense to those who like yaoi stuff.