It was a pretty normal world conference, but this time it was in England (the actual country). It started with all the nations coming in and sitting in their seats. Then, America coming late and yelling "THE HERO IS HERE!". Then England whacking him with his Britannia Star Wand and France disagreeing with both of them. Then Spain asks Russia of what to do and then resulting to the Baltics being threatened.

Finally, Germany yelled, "SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! WE ARE HERE TO SOLVE THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, NOT CREATE MORE OF THEM! Now, I will start the role call. England?"

"Present."

"America?"

"Of course the hero's here!"

"N. Italy?"

"VEEE~~! PASTA~~!"

"S. Italy?"

"Of course I'm fucking here, potato bastard."

And so on! But then everything changed when Germany called,

"Philippines?"

No answer.

"Maria?"

Again, no answer.

For Maria was nowhere to be found...

"Mi hija~~!"

"Maria!"

"Maria-chan!"

"ATE! Where the hell are you?"

"Vee~~! Sorella! If you come out, I'll give you pasta!"

"Dammit! Where the hell could Ate be? She isn't anywhere to be found!" Romano yelled, apparently right into Spain's ear. Spain, Romano, Japan, America, and Italy were looking for their cherished pearl. Along with her best friends. Speaking of which...

"Did you guys find her yet?" Taiwan yelled, running towards them with her boyfriend, Hong Kong.

"No, not yet." America replied back. "I wonder where she could be. She couldn't be lost since we've all been going to this place since, I dunno, forever!"

"We should go over to her place." Hungary said as she came outta nowhere with Vietnam, Belarus, and Belgium.

"I'll go." America volunteered, glaring at a certain Axis member.

"No, I'll go." Japan protested, glaring back

"OK, you know what? We'll all go. Now stop glaring fucking daggers at each other! It's pissing me off!" Romano said, trying to stop the little staring contest. The others nodded in agreement and turned off to get ready to go to the Philippines.

A/N: OMFG, I'm so sorry for all these short chappies! But I have SOOO much studying to do! Btw, FANIME IS FREAKIN AWESOME! I went, of course~! And I saw a buch of Hetalia cosplayers! Btw (again), am I the only one who saw Miroku smoking? Near a tree? WEIRD, I know. Derp and YOSH~! :P