Authors notes: Ok. This is perverted. If you are under the age of 18, then turn back now!!!!!!!
One day, Diddy Kong was just going about his daily routine when suddenly, he walked into one of those weird bees that hang around just for the hell of it. He noticed that the bee was kinda horny, and thought wow. That bee sure is hot. Wait. What am I thinking? Am I thinking? I don't know. I am so confused. Why am I here? What purpose do I serve?? I don't get it!!!!!!! The bee stared at Diddy, confused. What did he want? The bee just wanted to kill him. But…Diddy looked…hot…in a…hot…sorta way. Diddy stared at the bee, with sort of a longing.
"Bee?" Diddy spoke.
"Yezzzzzzz…?" it asked.
"I…I think I love you."
"I love you too…"
"Lets have sex."
"Okay."
*Cue the big lemon scene*
Diddy lay, exhausted in the grass. Next to the dead bee. The bee died after countless hours of sex and several orgasms.
Then Donkey Kong walked up. "Hey Diddy. I'm horny. Lets have sex."
So Diddy was a whore with Donkey the rest of the night. They had sex next to the dead bee.
End.
Authors notes: *Sigh* this is one of the sickest things I have ever written in my entire life. Well, I wrote this after countless hours of playing Donkey Kong at my friends house last week. We played Donkey Kong Country and after a while, it looked like the bees were trying to rape the monkeys. And then we decided that the bees were trying to rape the monkeys. So………………..please review. Please? Even flames are accepted. Heh heh heh……………………..