The One Where Riley Comes
By The R-Man
Hi guys, this is my first Friends fanfic. You may know me from my South Park fanfics. I've loved Friends for about 2 years now but I really started getting into it now. Its now my favorite show tied with South Park. Well in this fic, Joey's nephew comes. He is supposed to be me. I chose to make myself Joey's nephew because I relate to Joey and you guys know whom he lives with. I have a HUGE thing for Jennifer Aniston. Anyway, I'm sorry if this sucks. But it is mainly centered on Riley because he is the new guy but it will get normal in my next fic. Sorry if the characters are a little off but this is my first fic. Keep in mind that this is not the best I can do. Read and Please review so I can improve.
Open up to Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are there.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs!
Phoebe: Hi Rach! Whats going on?
Rachel: I had to get outta the apartment, Joey is going crazy
Phoebe: Why?
Rachel: Because his brother and his sister in law just died.
Phoebe: aww that's so sad. We should go and see him.
Joey enters the Coffee Shop
Joey: hi girls
Phoebe, Rachel: Hi Joey
Joey: I just got off the phone with my Nephew Riley, he is coming to live here
Rachel: with us?
Joey: don't worry Rach, you'll love him
Rachel: ok
Phoebe: what is he like?
Joey: he's cool. But he lives in a small town in North Carolina so he is terrified of New York. Well, not terrified.
Rachel: oh when does he arrive?
Joey: tomorrow actually.
The next day cut to the hallway between Chandler and Monica's apartment and Joey and Rachel's. Joey has a 14-year-old kid there, this is obviously Riley.
Joey: ok Riley lets go meet the guys.
Riley: ok man
They enter Monica's apartment.
Joey: hi guys, this is Riley
Riley: Hi
Joey: Riley is my nephew and his parents just died. Riley these are the guys, This is Chandler
Chandler: Hi dude
Riley: Sup Chandler
Joey … and this is my roommate, Rachel
Rachel: Hi Riley, sorry to hear about your parents
Riley: Thanks Rachel
Joey: and this is Phoebe
Phoebe: Hi Riley
Riley: sup
Joey: and Ross
Ross: hi
Riley: hi
Joey: and Monica
Monica: Hi
Riley: hi
They go and sit in the living room, including Riley
Rachel: so how long are you gonna be staying here Riley?
Riley: I don't know, at least a year.
Phoebe: oh that's cool
Monica: so, tell us about yourself Riley
Riley: I'm 14, I used to live in Southern Pines, NC. I went to Private school up until I went to High School.
Joey: well, we better go
Riley: yeah, I got some unpacking to do. Nice meeting you guys
Guys: c'ya
Cut to Joey's apartment.
Riley: so those are your Friends.
Joey: yeah that's them
Riley: they seem nice
Joey: they are
Rachel comes in
Joey: hi Rach
Rachel: hi guys
Riley: Hi Rachel
Rachel: hi, what's going on?
Riley: I'm looking for my stuff
Monica enters
Monica: Hi guys
Riley, Joey, and Rachel: Hi Monica
Riley: Hey Joey, have you seen the box with my laptop in it?
Joey: which one is that?
Cut to view of the guys you can see a box that says "LAPTOP" on it
Riley: uhhh, I'm thinking maybe I put it over in the box that says Laptop on it.
Joey: oh, never would have looked there
Riley: (whispering to the girls) He's being sarcastic right?
Monica: you know you really think he would be
Riley smiles, he knows he will get along with these new people.
Later, at Monica's apartment. Riley, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are there.
Riley: so Chandler, what do you do?
Chandler: I do something in a big building.
Riley: what do you do in that building?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Riley: what do you do, just sit around in your office?
Chandler: yup, it's not that important.
Riley: that would explain why it's 3 P.M. on a Wednesday and you aren't at work.
Chandler: I don't feel like work today
Riley turns to Phoebe, she is playing guitar singing one of her little songs.
Riley: so Phoebe, yo play guitar, huh?
Phoebe: yeah
Riley: I play too, do you write your own songs?
Phoebe: yeah, I do, I mainly write songs about things
Riley: I try to write my own songs but I always forget the notes.
Phoebe: oh
Monica comes over from the Kitchen
Riley: so Monica, what do you do?
Monica: I'm a chef
Riley: oh, that's cool.
Phoebe: I'm a massage therapist
Riley: cool
Phoebe: I know, sometimes when I have a guy in there I…
Monica: (quietly) Pheebs!
Phoebe: what?
Riley: that's ok Phoebe, I think I know what you're getting at.
Phoebe: yeah, I remember when Bill Clinton came for a massage, he kept winking at me and asking me to "Roger him" it was weird
Chandler: Maybe he was offering you a position as an intern
Phoebe: what do you think I am, a slut?
Ross runs in, he is out of breath
Guys: Hi Ross
Ross: Hi, my students hate me
Monica: Why?
Ross: because of the mid term, they egged my car
Riley: then just wash it
Ross: then they followed me here, some of them have BB guns.
Joey runs in, covered in eggs
Joey: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Ross: My students are having a riot
Chandler: you need to know how to talk to these kids.
He walks to the door
Riley: don't do it dude, they sound pissed. When students are pissed and in mass, they are very bad.
Chandler goes out anyway, you hear him in the hall
Chandler: ok you need to cut this crap out… put that down
You hear a scream, he dives into apartment but doesn't shut the door in time and a guy runs up and shoots him in the balls.
Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He shuts the door
Phoebe: what happened
Chandler: they shot my giggleberries
The guys laugh at him
2 hours later
Ross: are they still out there?
Chandler opens the door and gets hit by like 7 eggs
Chandler: no Ross, I guess the decided that we got the message
Rachel walks in, she has no eggs or anything on her.
Rachel: hi guys, who are those people
Chandler: Wha… why didn't they hit you?
Phoebe: duh
Rachel: what's going on?
Riley: we have been trapped here for hours because Ross' students are rioting their Midterms
Rachel: oh, so we're trapped here
Everyone: yes
Rachel: damn
3 hours later, the guys are watching South Park (oh yeah!) Monica walks over and looks out the peephole.
Monica: they are still here
Joey: oh god I can't stand it anymore, I wanna sit in my chair
Riley: wow, my 1st day in New York sure has gone great
Rachel: not every day is like this, don't worry, you will like it here
Phoebe: yeah, New York is a great place
Riley: thanks guys
Chandler: damnit, I'm sick of sitting in here
Monica: I think we should all go out there and fight em off
5 minutes later, they all walk back in, they have lost miserably, Joey and Ross and carrying Chandler back in because he was beaten up the most. (Don't get me wrong, I like Chandler, but it seems like he is the one who would get beat up)
Monica: that was a terrible
Riley: then why did we do it?
Monica: I have NO idea
Rachel: (pulling egg out of her hair) well at least we got rid of them and aren't trapped here
Joey: well I'm going home
Riley: me too
They leave
Phoebe: wow that was fun
Everyone stares at her
Phoebe: what?
Cut to Joey's apartment
Joey: so what do you think of the guys
Riley: they're cool
Joey: good, Rach should be over any minute
Riley: I like Rachel, she has been really nice to me.
Joey: yeah, how do you like the city
Riley: New York is great, I've never been here before, so its really cool for me
Rachel comes in
Rachel: Hi guys
Riley, Joey: Hi Rachel
Rachel: oh my god its midnight
Riley: well we have been trapped at Monica's all day
Rachel: I'm gonna go to bed
Riley: that's a good idea
They all go to bed. Riley has lived through his first day in New York. He knows that he will get accepted here.
The End
Ok, not all the scenes in my next fic will include Riley, this was the intro fic so that's why it did.
By The R-Man
Hi guys, this is my first Friends fanfic. You may know me from my South Park fanfics. I've loved Friends for about 2 years now but I really started getting into it now. Its now my favorite show tied with South Park. Well in this fic, Joey's nephew comes. He is supposed to be me. I chose to make myself Joey's nephew because I relate to Joey and you guys know whom he lives with. I have a HUGE thing for Jennifer Aniston. Anyway, I'm sorry if this sucks. But it is mainly centered on Riley because he is the new guy but it will get normal in my next fic. Sorry if the characters are a little off but this is my first fic. Keep in mind that this is not the best I can do. Read and Please review so I can improve.
Open up to Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are there.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs!
Phoebe: Hi Rach! Whats going on?
Rachel: I had to get outta the apartment, Joey is going crazy
Phoebe: Why?
Rachel: Because his brother and his sister in law just died.
Phoebe: aww that's so sad. We should go and see him.
Joey enters the Coffee Shop
Joey: hi girls
Phoebe, Rachel: Hi Joey
Joey: I just got off the phone with my Nephew Riley, he is coming to live here
Rachel: with us?
Joey: don't worry Rach, you'll love him
Rachel: ok
Phoebe: what is he like?
Joey: he's cool. But he lives in a small town in North Carolina so he is terrified of New York. Well, not terrified.
Rachel: oh when does he arrive?
Joey: tomorrow actually.
The next day cut to the hallway between Chandler and Monica's apartment and Joey and Rachel's. Joey has a 14-year-old kid there, this is obviously Riley.
Joey: ok Riley lets go meet the guys.
Riley: ok man
They enter Monica's apartment.
Joey: hi guys, this is Riley
Riley: Hi
Joey: Riley is my nephew and his parents just died. Riley these are the guys, This is Chandler
Chandler: Hi dude
Riley: Sup Chandler
Joey … and this is my roommate, Rachel
Rachel: Hi Riley, sorry to hear about your parents
Riley: Thanks Rachel
Joey: and this is Phoebe
Phoebe: Hi Riley
Riley: sup
Joey: and Ross
Ross: hi
Riley: hi
Joey: and Monica
Monica: Hi
Riley: hi
They go and sit in the living room, including Riley
Rachel: so how long are you gonna be staying here Riley?
Riley: I don't know, at least a year.
Phoebe: oh that's cool
Monica: so, tell us about yourself Riley
Riley: I'm 14, I used to live in Southern Pines, NC. I went to Private school up until I went to High School.
Joey: well, we better go
Riley: yeah, I got some unpacking to do. Nice meeting you guys
Guys: c'ya
Cut to Joey's apartment.
Riley: so those are your Friends.
Joey: yeah that's them
Riley: they seem nice
Joey: they are
Rachel comes in
Joey: hi Rach
Rachel: hi guys
Riley: Hi Rachel
Rachel: hi, what's going on?
Riley: I'm looking for my stuff
Monica enters
Monica: Hi guys
Riley, Joey, and Rachel: Hi Monica
Riley: Hey Joey, have you seen the box with my laptop in it?
Joey: which one is that?
Cut to view of the guys you can see a box that says "LAPTOP" on it
Riley: uhhh, I'm thinking maybe I put it over in the box that says Laptop on it.
Joey: oh, never would have looked there
Riley: (whispering to the girls) He's being sarcastic right?
Monica: you know you really think he would be
Riley smiles, he knows he will get along with these new people.
Later, at Monica's apartment. Riley, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are there.
Riley: so Chandler, what do you do?
Chandler: I do something in a big building.
Riley: what do you do in that building?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Riley: what do you do, just sit around in your office?
Chandler: yup, it's not that important.
Riley: that would explain why it's 3 P.M. on a Wednesday and you aren't at work.
Chandler: I don't feel like work today
Riley turns to Phoebe, she is playing guitar singing one of her little songs.
Riley: so Phoebe, yo play guitar, huh?
Phoebe: yeah
Riley: I play too, do you write your own songs?
Phoebe: yeah, I do, I mainly write songs about things
Riley: I try to write my own songs but I always forget the notes.
Phoebe: oh
Monica comes over from the Kitchen
Riley: so Monica, what do you do?
Monica: I'm a chef
Riley: oh, that's cool.
Phoebe: I'm a massage therapist
Riley: cool
Phoebe: I know, sometimes when I have a guy in there I…
Monica: (quietly) Pheebs!
Phoebe: what?
Riley: that's ok Phoebe, I think I know what you're getting at.
Phoebe: yeah, I remember when Bill Clinton came for a massage, he kept winking at me and asking me to "Roger him" it was weird
Chandler: Maybe he was offering you a position as an intern
Phoebe: what do you think I am, a slut?
Ross runs in, he is out of breath
Guys: Hi Ross
Ross: Hi, my students hate me
Monica: Why?
Ross: because of the mid term, they egged my car
Riley: then just wash it
Ross: then they followed me here, some of them have BB guns.
Joey runs in, covered in eggs
Joey: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Ross: My students are having a riot
Chandler: you need to know how to talk to these kids.
He walks to the door
Riley: don't do it dude, they sound pissed. When students are pissed and in mass, they are very bad.
Chandler goes out anyway, you hear him in the hall
Chandler: ok you need to cut this crap out… put that down
You hear a scream, he dives into apartment but doesn't shut the door in time and a guy runs up and shoots him in the balls.
Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He shuts the door
Phoebe: what happened
Chandler: they shot my giggleberries
The guys laugh at him
2 hours later
Ross: are they still out there?
Chandler opens the door and gets hit by like 7 eggs
Chandler: no Ross, I guess the decided that we got the message
Rachel walks in, she has no eggs or anything on her.
Rachel: hi guys, who are those people
Chandler: Wha… why didn't they hit you?
Phoebe: duh
Rachel: what's going on?
Riley: we have been trapped here for hours because Ross' students are rioting their Midterms
Rachel: oh, so we're trapped here
Everyone: yes
Rachel: damn
3 hours later, the guys are watching South Park (oh yeah!) Monica walks over and looks out the peephole.
Monica: they are still here
Joey: oh god I can't stand it anymore, I wanna sit in my chair
Riley: wow, my 1st day in New York sure has gone great
Rachel: not every day is like this, don't worry, you will like it here
Phoebe: yeah, New York is a great place
Riley: thanks guys
Chandler: damnit, I'm sick of sitting in here
Monica: I think we should all go out there and fight em off
5 minutes later, they all walk back in, they have lost miserably, Joey and Ross and carrying Chandler back in because he was beaten up the most. (Don't get me wrong, I like Chandler, but it seems like he is the one who would get beat up)
Monica: that was a terrible
Riley: then why did we do it?
Monica: I have NO idea
Rachel: (pulling egg out of her hair) well at least we got rid of them and aren't trapped here
Joey: well I'm going home
Riley: me too
They leave
Phoebe: wow that was fun
Everyone stares at her
Phoebe: what?
Cut to Joey's apartment
Joey: so what do you think of the guys
Riley: they're cool
Joey: good, Rach should be over any minute
Riley: I like Rachel, she has been really nice to me.
Joey: yeah, how do you like the city
Riley: New York is great, I've never been here before, so its really cool for me
Rachel comes in
Rachel: Hi guys
Riley, Joey: Hi Rachel
Rachel: oh my god its midnight
Riley: well we have been trapped at Monica's all day
Rachel: I'm gonna go to bed
Riley: that's a good idea
They all go to bed. Riley has lived through his first day in New York. He knows that he will get accepted here.
The End
Ok, not all the scenes in my next fic will include Riley, this was the intro fic so that's why it did.