I Am Clay

by blueheron93

I Am poem for Clay...I apologize for this piece of crap, but I had to post it, since I posted one for Kimiko and Rai.

I Am poem for Clay

Me-Clay, you don't get much time in my AN's, so why don't you do the honors?
Clay-blueheron93 owns Xiaolin Showdown about as much as Cousin Jimmy owns a bar of soap.
Me-…Okay then. Remind me not to hang out with your Cousin Jimmy.
Clay-I try to avoid him when possible.
Me-On with the fic!

I am strong
Tough
And unshakable

I am "down to earth"
In more ways than one
I am mature,
More so than my friends
And a true Southern gentleman

I am the Third Arm Sash
The Fist of Tebigong
The Big Bang Meteorang
And the Longhorn Taurus

I am not simple
I'm more complex than people think I am.
And I am definitely not simple-minded

Think what you will,
I will always be me

Oh…wow. *bangs head on wall* Oh god. I'm sorry about this, guys. I learned something today-there's a reason I don't write about Clay a lot. Apparently when I do, the product is this irredeemable piece of crap!