Hope you guys like this one. Full credits to StayStongDemi for the idea.
And yeah… I don't own anything, esp. the Macross Frontier references.
Announcer: It's time to sit back and enjoy the fun! Arnold is here, for "Arnold's Celeb Clubhouse!" (Arnold comes out and sits on his read seat) and now, Your Host, Arnold McGuire!
Me: And welcome peeps! Arnold McGuire here and yeah welcome to Arnold's Celeb Clubhouse. In my talk show, You can send in dares, questions, videos and letters to me and the people who'll join me for the entire story. Who are they? Let's give it up for… (Door opens and a guest comes out one at a time)
Tawni Hart! (comes out and greets the audience)
Sam Puckett! (comes out and greets the audience)
Zora Lancaster! (comes out and greets the audience)
Spencer Shay! (comes out and greets the audience)
Gibby Gibson! (comes out and greets the audience)
Grady Mitchell! (comes out and greets the audience)
Nico Harris! (comes out and greets the audience)
Chad Dylan Cooper! (comes out and greets the audience)
Me: And yes girls, you'll love what I've prepared for you… give it up for Freddie Benson! (Flies from the rooftop via the EX-Gear he's wearing)
Chad: How come he gets a great entrance and I don't?
Me: Well you should have requested. Too late!
(Chad hungs his head in shame)
Freddie: Thanks for the great interest, my fellow fans! (The girls scream for Freddie)
Sam: Tough Nubs. (Fistbumps with Zora)
Me: and yes, I've saved the best for last, singing together for the first time, give it up for Carly Shay and Sonny Munroe! (Comes out dressed as Ranka Lee and Sheryl Nome, respectively, the audience applauses)
Both: LISTEN TO OUR SONG!
(The song begins)
Sonny: Turn the stars at the center of the world.
If you sneeze, a butterfly in a forest somewhere will dance.
Carly: The door you guard has a useless key.
It's an embarrassing story,
Both: Though they often lick one another, lions are strong.
Both: I want to survive!
I want to survive!
I still can't stop wanting to live!
Sonny: Guided by the constellations, our eyes met.
Both: I want to survive!
I am at a loss,
Gently withering away!
Carly: But until I show you my true self,
Both: I will not sleep!
Both: I want to survive!
I still want to live!
I love you!
Until I show you my true feelings,
I will not sleep!
(Audience cheers)
Sonny: Thank you!
Carly: Thanks for the support!
Me: and there you have it, Carly and Sonny together singing the 2nd theme song of Macross Frontier, Lion. Hope you guys loved that little number they gave you! (the celebs sit down) Ok Like I said, send them anything!
Random Audience Member (RAM): Wait a minute: didn't Carly, Freddie, Sonny and Chad broke up?
Me: So? I said they're dating. Got a problem?
RAM: You don't own iCarly, Sonny with a Chance and Macross Frontier!
Me: (Facepalms myself) SECURITY!
(Security takes away the RAM)
Me: Well, people send in your dares, questions, videos and letters as a review, and we'll come back next time, so Send, send, send! See you then on Arnold's Celeb Clubhouse! 'till then, Catch you next Deculture!
(References in Macross Frontier in this story: The EX-Gear Freddie worn in his entrance, Sonny and Carly's Outfits as seen in the 2nd Opening of the show, the song "Lion", the catchphrase "Catch you next Deculture!" is a rewording of "See you next Deculture", which is seen after the next episode preview of the show.)