Yo Dawg, my name is Jennilopp Beautifela-Magicca but you can call me Pennie, in fact anyone can call me Pennie as that's what I call myself! I'm from district 11 in Panem. My eyes are a dark Maroon and my hair is a very light shade of brown with purple platted hair within it. I wear handed down overalls from which were originally my Brother's; they are a diluted blue and are almost entirely tattered.

The job in the "D"-that's what me and my friends call it- is farming. It's hard work and most people are heavily lumped over by the time they're 23. I, myself, am 15 and always exercise in the morning so I don't end up like that in 8 years.

My dad wakes me up by knocking on my door heavily. I roll onto my side trying to get my hoe but instead roll off the bed and onto my side. I had turned to be at a 45 degree angle off of the bed over the course of the night. I had been doing this for the past few nights. The night before I had completely flipped myself round whilst sleeping.

I push myself up onto the bed as my head had been hanging and jump out of the bed. My room was entirely crimson like fire but was overlaid by twinkling stars. I picked up my hoe and went walking out of my room.

"Jennilopp, you were screaming in your sleep, why?" my dad asks.

"You know why dad, why do you think." I tell him.

"Don't worry Pen, why would you get picked? We can't be that unlucky." He says unconvincingly,

I walk out of the house close to tears and hold onto a fold in my brother's overalls and walk off to the field to cut crops. Phil went running and running really far towards me then he jumped into a flying kick and knocked me out.

When I woke up they were choosing the boy and girl to fight in the hunger games. Yellow LaFairy was this year's chooser and he called out the name… Sahlamerta Jennop'plokaka Johnso, the 12 year old girl from Moomoo! I had to volunteer or she would die. "No! I screemed I volunteer or I will kill this guy" pointing at Phil because he's ugly and I hate him.

"al'right You can volunteer, just don't be like that other girl that was bad." he said.

I back flipped onto the stage and landed next to Yellow.

"OMG! How did you do that, that was weird!"Yellow screamed with his green lips. "What is your name Weirdo?"

"My name is Pennie" I answered.

"Ok everyone Pennie!" Yellow said. "Now next up is…" he pulled a name from the hat, "Phil Phillington" Oh no, I thought!

They pulled us by our hair (Phil has this really long curly purple hair) out of district 11 and onto a train, there we met Snip-Snappie the winner of the last hunger games. He's 18 in really but he's also a dwarf. He won the last hunger games with his awesome ninja moves. He used to be me and Phil's sensai but we really fell behind while he was in the hunger games. He has a really long handle bar mustache. "Phil-kun… Dude! Cut your hair man it looks redonk and not in a good was Phil-san," Then he looked at me, "Pennie-kun you look redonk in a good way. Like serious you look amazingly kawaii it's dumb. I love your overalls are you trying to set a trend?!" he said.

"sensai are you ok?" me and Phil say in unison.

"What do you think… Tots! Pennie-san you think too much. And Phil-san, stop copying Pnnie-san look at them overalls, they're just a fresher version of Pennie-san's!" Sensai says apologetically.

"what did you just say to me?" Phil asked.

"shut up Phil!" I say back.

Sensai brushed his beard, "whom nose? Just chillax Pennie-san it's not like he was as awesome as One drection."

"he a decillion times worse than One-dirctin!" Pennie said.

"Oi just shut ya mouth and stop being dum-dumb Pennie" Phil said, "you're being dum-dumb!" How dare he, he is dumb. I did a flying kick but sensai stopped me with his mind.

"How did you do that!?" I asked

"You don't know as much about me as you once thougt Pennie!" then he unzipped his face! To revile! That he was Obe-one kennoby!

"I thought you died!" I shouted.

"no" he replied then he put me down and forse slapped me. He kept doing that until one dirctin came running In singing that's wat makes U beautiful and Obione totally fan-girled out for a second and didn't notice darthe vader walking up to him, then he forse strangled him and then him and one directin teleported out of the universe.

"where's the real sensai?!" I ask.

"where's the one place we wouldn't look" Phil counter-asked

"The boy's toilets!" me and Phil say in unison.