Itachi and Sasuke: What Really Happened.
You really think Sasuke and Itachi were calm, cool, and collected all the time? Pshaw yea right!
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Day 1: The Dreaded Wal-Mart trip!
*In the car.*
*Itachi is listening to iPod. Sasuke is staring out the window.*
Sasuke: Nii-san. Nii-san Nii-san Nii-san. *Sasuke tugs on itachi's shirtsleeve .*
Itachi: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT?! *He hates to be disturbed when listening to Evanescence*
Sasuke: Um…um… *sobs*
Itachi: Oh great…..Mom! Sasuke needs to go to the bathroom or something!
Mom: He can wait.
Sasuke: I DON'T GOTTA GO!
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*At wal-mart*
Sasuke: Can I go look at the toys?
Mom: Itachi with you.
Itachi: Whine whine whine!
Mom: Go. Now.
Itachi: Whateva!
*At guy toys*
Itachi: No Sasuke you are in the wrong aisle.
*Scootches Sasuke to girl toys.*
Sasuke: Why should I go over here?
Itachi: Because you touch yourself at night.
Sasuke: WAH!!!! I'M TELLING MOM!
Itachi: If you do you will seem baby-ish and no one will ever have any respect for you because you whine constantly about something as small as a joke.
*Sasuke kicks Itachi in sensitive area.*
Itachi: Allright you better run because your going to DIE BUDDY!
*Sasuke screams girlish and runs for the clothing section.*
*Itachi throws panties into Sasuke's hands.*
Itachi: EWW PERVERT!!
*Some people stare and nod their heads in disgust*
Sasuke: Okay your going to get it.
*Runs and gets tampons and throws them at Itachi*
Sasuke: EWW NII-SAN!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE??!!
*More people stare in disgust*
*Itachi slaps Sasuke with box and stomps off to CD's*
*Picks up CD*
Itachi: Oh Gwen Stefani.
Me: IF I COULD ESCAPE AND RECREATE A PLACE THAT'S MY OWN WORLD AND I COULD BE YOUR FAVORITE GIRL FOREVER WE CAN BE TOGETHER NOW TELL ME BOY NOW WOULD THAT BE SWEET?!
Itachi: ……oooooook……… *Picks up a Evanescence CD*
Me: WAKE ME UP INSIDE! WAKE ME UP INSIDE! CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK BID MY BLOOD TO RUN BEFORE I COME UNDONE SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING IVE BECOME! BRING ME TO LIFE!!!
Itachi: O.o…….yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa. *Picks up Flyleaf CD*
Me: HEAR IT!! I'M SCREAMING IT!!! YOUR HEEDING TO IT NOW! HEAR IT! I'M SCREAMING IT! YOU TREMBLE AT THE SOUND!
Itachi: Yea I'm really trembling *Freaked out he picks up a FireFlight CD*
Me: OH TELL ME YOU'RE HERE! AND YOU WILL WATCH OVER ME! FOREVER! OH TAKE HOLD OF MY HEART TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! FOREVER!
Mom: Its time to go!
Itachi: Oh thank God.
Me: Byeeeeeee! *Giggles*
Itachi: Oh dear gawd.
*END*
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