The Elder Scrolls: Korra

"Them damn Imperials," a stormcock guy shouted, grasping at his sword, not the sword in the pants mind you, but the one made out of cold steel, that could lop a mans head off. That kind of sword, no, we aren't talking about my penis.

The stormcock looked to his other stormcock brethrens, and nodded. They were about to do a last ditch effort to attack and kill the Imperial caravan they were tasked with destroying into complete and utter oblivion, that even the god of destruction of himself would be like "damn nigga gg"

But it hadn't gone as planned, no, no it was a disaster from the start. You see, they were about to attack but decided to pray to Talos first, but while in the middle of their session of praying to Talos, the Imperials interrupted their prayer session to Talos, and they had to stop their prayer session to Talos to battle, but since they were in the middle of their prayer session to Talos, they weren't prepare.

"Charge! AI AIAIAIAIAIIAIA" They poured out of the forest, all 7 of them at the Caravan of 10. "For TALOS!" They shouted, and attack.

The guy at the start of the story, who said, Damn imperials, as in, the first thing ever said in the story, he rammed his blade in the chesticles of an Imperial, the imperial was wearing chainmail, so he ded. He took a gander and noticed that his entire entourage had been defeated. He was ganged up on and killed.

Takipakiikusuru was sitting at the Bannered Mare in Riverun. Enjoying a drink of Nordic Mead, listening to a bard sing and dance about some bullshit. His great sword leaned against his table, it gave of the huge of death. He gulped down his mead as he heard some people argue.

"You promised!" The man shouted, standing up, his table flopping to the floor.

Soon the peaceful atmosphere was gone, it was silent as outer space.

"Why you!" The other man responded, leaping up and drawing a one handed blade.

"Where is my gold?!" The first man shouted, drawing his axe.

"You'll get it when I make a return! Can't you see?! This is how business works!"

The first man shook his head, anger gleaming in his eyes, someone backed away and left, probably going to grab the city guard.

"I want it now you wench!"

The second man was offended, "I am no wench you… you fribble."

"What?!" The man swung his axe at him, which was narrowly blocked by the mans sword. A fight was ensuing.

Takipakiikusuru got up, grabbing his great sword, the spectators parted away for him, as he walked up to where the action was. Takipakiikusuru swung his great sword, cleaving through the two men in a single great swing. The spectators gasped in whorror. Takipakkikusuru knelt down and searched the men, finding 600 gold. "A shame," he said quietly, "That friends would draw a blade over 600 gold." He pocketed the change and walked out of the Bannered Mare as the city guards were running in.

Korra stood alone in a forest, her homies behind her.

"What is this strange new world that we find ourselves in?" Asami said.

"I'm not sure, but I've never seen a place like it." Mako said, as they stood on a hill that you could see Riverrun from.

"It seems like that's a city, can't hurt to check it out." Bolin said. The group agreed and made their way there.

They walked along the main street when a guard ran out of the bannered mare, "Hey you, guy with the long sword, stop! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MURDER!"

Takipakiikusuru laughed, looking at him, "Try me."

The city guard charged after him, but was cut down like a dog, worst then a dog, stepped on like a cock roach. This nigga too op. just so you guys now.

Korra gazed at it in horror, "You! You are a murderer!" She shouted at him. Takipakiikusuru looked at her, "Your point?"

Korra felt the anger flow through her veins as if it was blood. "I cannot allow you to get away with that."

Takipakiikusuru laughed, running a hand through his long raven black hair, "Go ahead, try, make my day."

Korra yelled and launched herself forward, shooting a water stream at Takipakiikusuru. He side stepped, dodging the water, but Korra kept at it, using the water stream like a sword and following through where he was now currently standing. But Takipakiikusuru rolled forward, closing the distance, and swung his blade at her, she blocked it by using her earth bending skills and pulling up a block of earth to block the blow. He took a step back. They stared each other down.