V. important harry potter/game of thrones fanfiction
Jon snow x snape
It was a nprmal day in Hogwarts nd professor dnape was preparing for his next class. This class was not only his least faveourite class bit it contained his most hated srtudent HARRY POTTER!1!
Snape glanced around his class of bored looking stdents when his eyes found a non familiar face. He studied it for what seemed like 4ever. A well defined and chizled jaw line, silky smooth pale, unblemished skin and pair of eyes that hid 1000 secrets and also he had long hair.
Snape immediately got a boner, despite the fact that the new students kids lips were intertwined with herry potters (thi actually weirdly helped but oh well). Nape at thT Moment was very happy that he wore jock straps because otherwise everyone would see his 8ft of pure dick pertruding from his hips.
He tore away the new student away from haryry potter.
You might be wondering why snape hateds harry potter so much well thw answer is simple.. harry potter used to sexually abuse him with lots if lube and stuff after every lesson he taight him in earlier years because everyone knows tha harry potter IS A DICK! This is why snape schose slytherin, also he chose it so he could slytherin bed with some f the sexy ass professors like mgonaglagglle.. ]
Lsnape decided that the new student hould not be friends with harry because he was scaered that ahrry would take advamtage of his amazingly well mousturised abs. so snape removed the hunky boy from the weedy ass scar foreheaded boy.
Snaoe looked T harry glaringly. "excae me mr potter but I don't think that is appropriot…. Classroom behaviour." He muttered.
HRRR just laughed. "Cn't you take the love sir? Or are you HOMOPHOVE?"
Snap was shocked and blushed lightly. Ronals weesly laught as well. "or mybe…. Hes GAY!"
The class irrupted with laughter.
Okay class today we will do sum sexual edumacation with potions. Snape picked up a purple potio lableed 'viagra potions' anf smiled a little smile . 'who will be demonstratinf oday?' he asked his class 'ah how abiut you sexy mr jjon snow?. Jon snow went bright red, almost as pink as harry potter left csnapes balls. He nodded a teeny yet VERY SEXUAL nod and headed towards the front.
Snaoe handed him the potion instentaineously a giant eretion sprung from below jon snows midriff, straight in to the cool march air. 'wow' snape muttered 'theres going to be flooding in lady town tonight' he laughed to himself 'and also in my pants haha'.
Jon then but his boy thing in snapes anus and the lessob went on until the end and then it was the end of the gay. The rest of the class clapped.
Haeey potter was very angry tht instead of making ut all lesson with jon snow he had to watch jon have anal potion sex with snape. Later on that night he went to confront snae about the earler proceedings.
'snaoe why did you do sex with jon'
'because his man schlong is larger than urs and its always nice to test a new girth'said snape,unphased yet blushing slightly becaUE he was not used to being confrontd.
'what was wrong with my girth'
'get out harry ' said snape 'im in love with jon now'
'WHERTS GOIN ON ERE'came a hisky and slightly English southern yet also ameerican accent from the back of the room.
Their heads all whipped roundvery fast and their boners swivelled round with the rest of their body because that much weight is hard (hahah pun) to move fast.
There stood the one… the only…. JON SNOW!
Smape gasped. John was wearing nothing but a thong and knee high leather boot. "Hey snapie~" Jon mutterd. "this is for uou.."
Harrys jaw dropped. "But- Jon- I don't understand!" harry gapsed. "WELL FUCK YOU THeN I LOVE NEVILLE ENYWAY"
Jon cried into snapes soft chest hair (yes snape took off his robes to prepare for there adventure)
Snaoe comforted him. "hush now jonathan I am here"
"Do me snap"
Snape bent jon over his desk, looking down at his firm buttocks greedily. He pokend one to tease him, earning a moan from jons strained tonsils. "I love you snape" he muttered
Snape answered, "Love you too baby jon"
Snape rthrust his eite long into jons anus repeatedly. "Oh jonny boy!
"Snaopy" came the respons.#
This lasted for three eni=tire hours until bothe jon nd snap had come into eachothers butts.
They collapsed next to wachother; wet tired messes. "twas beautiful" smape remarked
"Like YOU!" Jon laughed.
They both slept until the morning in the morning jon woke up quickly and got dressed and ran down to the great hall to go and see his friends lime draco and cedric.
Draco was constentlyu flirting with jon laughing and hugging playfully. Snape watched enviously from the table witrh the teachers on itand tried his best to hide his boner but it was so long that it started to lift the table causing few apples to roll of into hagrids lap but the hit him in the crotch and hurt him so much he had to go to hostpile.
Later on in the day hagrids repkment walked into snapes room it was non other than snapes ex….. UMBRIDGE!
-end of chap 1-