I know a girl who
Loves the color pink
And likes to see someone have a bad day,
Her name is Jinx,
The Queen of Bad Days,
Heed my warnings or you're gonna pay!
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Jinx is a girl
With pale white skin
With a body so slim and lean,
But don'tcha ever try
To push her around, 'cuz
She's a demon when she wants to get mean!
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Would you even believe me
If I told ya now, boy, that Jinx just sat back
And watched her friends get put on ice?
Literally.
Don't try to rule this Fury, I'll tell it straight, son,
You'll never beat her on a roll of the dice!
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She's the undefeated, undisputed
Queen of Bad Days, and
You don't wanna take on this minx,
'Cuz you can tug all you want on Superman's cape
And you can spit right into the wind,
But lemme tell ya now, don't mess with Jinx!
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Don't believe me yet? Oh, you will!
Just sit down and give a listen
To the stories I'mma bout to tell!
'Cuz Jinx and the boys she lead cruelly
Defied a man who crawled right outta
And then back into Hell!
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I once saw this girl
Look right at a dinosaur
And hock a loogie straight in his eye,
The dino turned and ran away
'Cuz for bein' a reptile (I know they're different lemme sing my song)
He was one hella smart kinda guy!
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Zombies rose up on Halloween
And put a scuff on Jinx's boots,
They thought they were so brave!
So she beat 'em half-back to death
With nothin' but a shovel
And every one hopped back in its grave!
-!
She's the undefeated, undisputed
Queen of Bad Days, and
You don't wanna take on this minx,
'Cuz you can tug all you want on Superman's cape
And you can spit right into the wind,
But lemme tell ya now, don't mess with Jinx!
-!
I remember one time
When her school was attacked
By a yeti with laser-beam eyes,
Jinx just laughed in his face,
Cocked her foot back and hauled off
And punted him into the skies!
-!
I once saw her shoulder-lift
Two football players
With another tied to her back,
She can eat more split pea soup
Than any girl I've ever seen
And mah boy, that is a fact!
-!
One night on Independence Day,
The sky split open,
And aliens came pourin' down,
But Jinx got on their mothership
And kicked their leader in the nuts;
Those terrified goons just up and left town!
-!
She's the undefeated, undisputed
Queen of Bad Days, and
You don't wanna take on this minx,
'Cuz you can tug all you want on Superman's cape
And you can spit right into the wind,
But for the love of God, boy, don't mess with Jinx!