Disclaimer: I do not own Ed Edd n Eddy, but I like to write fanfics about them!
Eddy's Revenge
The Eds were in school, and it was the last hour of the day. Kevin had been pulling pranks on Eddy all week. But none today. When the bell rang, the Eds met in the hallway.
"Kevin's up to something Double D," said Eddy. "He hasn't pulled anything on me yet today."
"Oh, I'm sure he's decided to leave you alone," said Double D.
Ed patted Eddy on the head. "Good doggy, good doggy!" he said repeatedly. Eddy stuffed Ed's hand in his mouth and walked away. Suddenly, a hole came out of nowhere and Eddy dropped down into the hole.
"HAHA!" screamed Kevin, appearing from behind a locker and looking down the hole. "Dork!" With that, he walked away laughing.
"Could someone get me out of here!" yelled Eddy.
"In a minute!" said Double D. He went to his locker and got a large rope. "Help me Ed." Double D dropped the rope down to Eddy, and he and Ed pulled Eddy up from the hole. Double D was brushing the dust off of Eddy.
At this point Eddy was steaming. "I will get my revenge on that Kevin if it's the last thing I DO!!!!" He had yelled so loud that a light on the ceiling fell and hit Ed in the noggin.
"Be careful Eddy," said Double D.
"It doesn't matter what hits his head, sockhead," said Eddy. "It won't make a difference!"
Tomorrow came. It was Saturday, and there was no school. This gave Eddy time to plan his own little prank. When Kevin walked by his garage, he would throw a lot of stinkbombs at him while hiding behind a bush. Then he would get his brother's taiser to shock him from behind! And for the last part of the prank, Eddy would do the same thing to Kevin that he did yesterday, dropping him in to a deep hole, only this time it was a mile long fall!
Eddy waited behind the bushes. "This is perfect!" Kevin walked by and, well, you know what happens next. No, the plan does not fail, it works. Eddy throws the stinkbombs, zaps Kevin with the taiser, and drops him into the hole.
After Kevin crawls out of the hole, he walks over to Eddy, attempting to punch Eddy, but it was blocked by Eddy's arm and backfired right into his own face. He was knocked out cold.
"Did I just actually do all that?" Eddy asked to himself, amazed as he walked back to the house to tell his frends.
THE ED!!!
