It was a dark and stormy night... Actually, it was bright and sunny during the day, but that's irrelevant anyway. It just so happened that Naruto was currently being dragged away by giant pink cats. Of course they really weren't giant cats they were just some lame people in cat outfits, and one of the eyes was falling off one of the now cyclops cat heads. Yep, it was pretty freaky looking. Anyway, as he was being dragged down the street they ran over Sakura (yay!) And Sasuke's hair glue got stuck to one of the cat's feet. Wait, how did Sasuke get there?? Anyway...

He was brooding about his brother when suddenly this giant pink cat (actually someone in a cat suit) stepped on his head interrupting his thoughts on killing Itachi. Hence, Sasuke was being dragged along with Naruto by the giant pink cats! Where they were going... it was...

A GACKT CONCERT!! fan girls squeal

Kamijo and Neji(?)were there! Having a contest to see who has the prettiest hair. Of course with Kamijo's chamaeleon hair that changed colors every few minutes it was no contest at all. But Neji refused to give up! (That a boy!)

In the meantime Naruto and Sasuke had been successfully dragged onto the stage by the cats, and were promptly dressed in cat outfits. Sasuke had the fortune to be in a sparkly pink one, and Naruto was given the the cute black one that was too big for him.

Just then, the curtains opened (what curtains?) And Gackt rode in on a white horse dressed in samurai armor wielding a long samurai sword that looked fake, and saying "Ha! Ha! Ha!" As he rode along looking like an idiot (to some) and an imbecile to others. Then everyone thought:

"Wait a minute, you're not a samurai you're a ninja!"

While Naruto and Sasuke looked on in confusion.

Just then, Gackt "flew" from atop his horse and rose into the air, going higher and higher... until he hit the ceiling with a thud. Then he just dangled there, pouting, realizing that he couldn't get down.

Then Naruto looked at Sasuke and said "Did either one of us eat cold pizza last night?"

Sasuke replied "I thought you only ate ramen?"

Meanwhile, Neji and Kamijo were in a cat fight and grabbing at each other's beautiful hair. The fan girls were cheering them on both sides!

"Go Neji! Pin his shoulders!"

"Go Kamijo! Poke his eyes out!"

While Gackt was just hanging there looking down, he suddenly got the urge for marshmallows. Suddenly he spotted Naruto and Sasuke who were bewildered by the site of everything. They were eating marshmallows cooking them over a campfire in the middle of the stage.

"Hey you!!" Gackt shouted.

Naruto and Sasuke looked around a moment. Sasuke pinpointed where the mysterious lunatic voice was coming from.

"It's that idiot up there." He said.

Naruto promptly looked up getting whiplash in the process. And saw the figure in white above them. For a moment he thought it was a ghost. Then the voice said again.

"You down there! Would you give me a marshmallow?"

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other a moment, then both said.

"Get it yourself." And continued eating.

Gackt said "Don't you know who I am? You foolish mortals!"

Of course Naruto and Sasuke couldn't care less.

Just then a shadowy figure leaped into the air and cut down the wire that held Gackt up. Of course, gravity took control and he fell down– right on top of Sasuke.

Sasuke opened his eyes and found himself face to face with two beautiful blue eyes that were obviously fake.

And Gackt found himself face to face with a sparkly pink cat head.

"I want you!" Gackt embraced the fluffy thing. It was love at first sight.

Sasuke had a mental spasm and was unable to move from shock. It was just like Orochimaru all over again. Naruto came to the rescue and used the thousand years of death on Gackt, forcing him to fly off of his victim.

Sasuke was still frozen with fear. He may never recover.

Meanwhile, Kamijo and Neji were still fighting when Chachamaru came to the scene. The fan girls immediately converted to Chachaism and starting rooting for Chacha! Kamijo and Neji looked on with despair, with anime tears falling down their wide white eyes. They both had lost. The shame. Kamijo put his arm around Neji.

"It's a cruel world... in the shampoo department." He sighed.

Err... anyway...

Gackt was still sore and moaning while Naruto attempted to run away with Sasuke (who was still immobilized). He didn't get very far, for as we said earlier, his outfit was too big. He fell into the crowd and started a mosh-pit.

As soon as Gackt's rear was numb, he removed his white fur coat and revealed that he was the leader of the Camui clan shinobi! Hya! Or is it nya? Jaa?

Naruto stared in shock. His outfit was awesome! He had tight black leather pants and a black leather jacket, with sparkly pink hearts on it. His snake skin boots had four inch heels at least. And his albino alligator belt had flower studs on it. Not to mention his cool guitar that was actually a sword.

By this time Sasuke was regaining mobility. That was... until he saw Gackt.

"Is that a man or a woman?" He blurted out, his eyes wide open.

"He could ask you the same thing, Sasuke." Naruto replied lamely.

Just then Itachi popped in next to Gackt posing like Might Guy.

"I am the fairest of them all!!" Itachi said, batting his eyes.

Gackt glared at him a moment. Then squealed. "Itachi sama!!" His eyes sparkling. "Can I have your autograph?"

Yes, it was almost too much for poor Sasuke-chan to bear. In fact, it was too much. He ripped off the cat costume and charged at Itachi with a dagger. Not realizing he only had underwear underneath. Chachaism immediately became unpopular and the fan girls converted once again to Sasukeism. He now had every breathing female between ages of eight and fifty-three wrapped around his little finger. They converged so much around him that he was unable to move, though Itachi was within a few feet of his reach. Darn himself for being so pretty! (Pretty stupid. Who forgets they only have underwear on?)

And then Kakash—

Sasuke felt a soft smelly thing push against his mouth. As he opened his eyes and his vision cleared he saw it was a foot. Following the foot down the leg, he saw a golden haired head. His eyes popped open as he realized it was Naruto's foot in his mouth.

He knocked the foot aside which propelled Naruto into the wall.

"What do you think you're doing usuratonkachi!?" Sasuke exclaimed.

But Naruto continued snoring, still in lala land (or with Gackt at the concert)

Sasuke was infuriated. How DARE he ignore him!? But there was no helping it. Naruto slept like a dead brick. If bricks sleep. Sasuke looked around the room trying to remember what had happened before the dream. There was a box of pizza by his feet, being attacked by ants (the pizza that is), and a Gackt concert DVD box on the floor. And Sakura was peeking through the window at him.

It was all coming back to him now...

Last night Sasuke was on his way home from a mission when a black hole appeared in the sky and out popped two weirdos. They were two girls with blond hair and strange clothes. Crumbled on the ground in front him, they pushed each other until they both got up.

"I told you not to eat that cold pizza last night!" The older girl said to the other.

"But it was sausage!" The younger one replied, her eyes still remembering the savory food.

Sasuke just stared at them. Great. Just what he needed.

Then Naruto came running right into him, yelling something about Sasuke owning him ramen. The collision caused all four peoples to be entangled in a very un shinobi like way.

"Get off of me!!" Yelled the older girl who was stuck at the bottom of the pile.

The younger one was just giggling like the weirdo she was.

Naruto clumsily got up to his feet. "O-oh... Sorry." He grinned.

One girl squealed and glomped him like a crazy fan girl.

"NARUTOOOOOO CHAAAN!!" She exclaimed, and muttered some random nonsense that no one could really understand.

As all four of them were standing up, they were suddenly in front of Sasuke's house. The older girl and Sasuke stared at Naruto who was still being smothered by the other girl. The older girl glared at Sasuke.

"You're not Gackt." She frowned.

Having no idea what she was talking about he just ignored it.

"You're not Itachi." He mumbled back.

The girl looked down at herself a moment. "Nope, I'm not."

"Let's get some ramen!" The younger girl exclaimed, (randomly.)

She and Naruto were going to get along VERY well.

Next thing they knew, they were all in front of the ramen stand. Sasuke goggled, as Naruto and his new friend went ahead and started eating at an almost inhuman pace. The older girl sighed and said, "You're paying!" To Sasuke.

He glared back at her. She didn't seem to care at all. They were going to get along VERY well.

Finally, Naruto's curiosity got hold of him and he asked his new friend what her name was.

"Aku!" she beamed, between slurping noodles.

"And how did you know my name?" He wondered.

"Because I'm a Naruto fan!"

He stared blankly then shook it off and smiled. "Well how about more ramen, Aku chan?"

"OK!" She screamed. "Hey Lulu, have some ramen!" She called to her companion.

"We should be getting home." The older girl said, her arms crossed.

"Aww... but I want to stay and share Gackt with them!" Aku whined.

"What's Gackt?" Naruto asked dumbly. "Is it a yummy thing?"

"Well..." Lulu looked away and shrugged. "Some people say that."

Meanwhile Sasuke was having a hard time digesting all this information at once. Before he knew what had happened, they were leaving and he was stuck paying the bill.

They were at Sasuke's house and had ordered pizza, making themselves at home. The pizza came, Sasuke got stuck paying again, and they watched a Gackt concert DVD that had mysteriously appeared.

"You're a Gackt fan?" Lulu asked Sasuke.

He said nothing.

Hence the night was filled with Gackt music, dancing cats, and cold pizza. As the night wore on, the two girls decided it was time to leave.

"But how do we get home?" Lulu wondered.

"Just click your heels three times and say 'there's no place like home, there's no place like home.'" Aku suggested.

Lulu hit her over the head. "I'll click you! I don't even know how we got here!"

"Well... we were eating pizza and watching Naruto... then..."

"Are we dreaming?" Lulu considered. "If we are, we'll wake up. But if not..."

"You can stay here for tonight!" Naruto invited, ignoring the fact that it wasn't even his house.

Sasuke glared at him.

"Ok! Can we please!" Aku asked the older girl.

"Uh..." Lulu seemed reluctant.

Just then a cold breeze blew in threw the fireplace and Itachi came through wearing a red cloak.

"Happy Valentine's Day!" He said in a deep voice.

Aku smiled and screamed "Itachi where do you get your nails done?"

He held out his freshly manicured hand and said "I do it myself."

"Oh really? Would you do mine please?" Sasuke said.

Itachi stared a moment. Then smiled gently. "Of course, little brother."

And so... The rest of the evening was spent doing manicures and make-overs, the result of which you don't want to know. But we'll tell you anyway.

For Naruto he was given hair extensions, so now he has long pretty gold hair, and some mascara and just a touch of lipstick. His nails were white with red swirls. As for Sasuke, we managed to unglue his hair so now it cascaded down his back like a black waterfall. We plucked his eyebrows and gave him some pink lipstick so he rather resembled a Visual Kei Rocker. He had a French manicure. Itachi didn't need much work, just a little more eyeliner. As for the two girls, we're not telling...

Some time they must have all fallen asleep. And when Sasuke awoke from the pizza induced nightmare and found Naruto's foot in his mouth, the two girls and Itachi were no where to be found. The three girls must have left.

Sasuke and Naruto were now thought of as girls and had new fanclubs. Great... Poor Sasuke can't get away from it can he??

And so ended the night when Naruto and Sasuke met Gackt. But was it really the end... ??

TO BE CONTINUED

People Glossary:

Camui, Gackt: Also known as Gackt. Japanese musician, singer, solo artist. Also considered one of Japan's most popular personalities.

Chachamaru: Part of Gackt's back up band called Gacktjob, long time guitarist with pretty long hair. Also has released some solo work.

Itachi: sasuke's older bother in the anime Nartuo © masashi kishimoto. Itachi is a high ranked criminal for killing sasuke's family, but recent reports from the manga show that it was a mission to do so. Itachi is in an organization that wants the nine-tail from naruto. Has an eye-tecnique than can slow down time, copy stuff/jutsu and create illusions then mentally disturb people called sharringan and mangekyou.

Kamijo: Former vocalist of VK band Lareine, and current vocalist of Versailles.

Naruto: the main charracter in Naruto © masashi kishimoto he is sasuke and sakura's teammate and holds the nine-tailed demon fox (kyubi), the god of fire and the king of demons inside him. Has a crush on sakura in the manga, but not in any of our stories! And is sasuke's rival

Neji: neji is one of naruto's friends in Naruto © masashi kishimoto. He is from the hyuga clan, a clan split of from the uchiha clan, so sasuke, itachi and neji are like veeeeeeeery distant cousins. Has an eye-technique than can see chakra, the energy shinobi fight with.

Sakura: sakura is from Naruto © masashi kishimoto. She has a horrible attitude toward naruto and is totally obsessed with sasuke. She gets nicer eventually, but I still don't like her. Her rival is ino (who will probably not be mentioned otherwise.)

Sasuke: sasuke is uchiha itachis younger brother, and is silent, broody, and basically a jerk that is loved by all and is rivaled by naruto. But he warms up and naruto and him become best friends. Has an eye-tecnique than can slow down time and copy stuff/jutsu called sharringan.