Natla's Revenge

She watched as her adversary entered the car park, as the door closed and the sounds of the party were muffled. She watched as Miss "Lardy dee Dar" Croft stretched and adjusted her dress almost as if to shake off the party. She watched as she walked across the car park to her Aston Martin. She was so close now she could feel it all too soon her plan would be at fruition.

'I hoped you enjoyed your party Peach cause it's the last one you'll ever go to.'

She watched as the car started. She watched as the motor died as the target got out of her car. She watched as Lara looked straight at her.

Damn these parties she had only gone to take Amanda out of her self, the poor dear had been dumped by Mr James pigging Rutland four days before there Three year anniversary. We'll job done on that score, if Amanda had been any further out all of Greater London would have got a free show people paid good money to see in less educated corners of the world. She should know she added darkly. What she had been doing to Alister was damn near illegal in public, not that it would do much good anyway, Lara had a very good telescope and had been born nosey, a combination of which had led to her knowing that Alister and Larson had been meeting of a moon lit night down by the old jetty, and if she hadn't been a lady she would have filmed the ensuing…her thoughts trailed away to the image of bare skin glinting in moonlight. She bought herself back to reality with a jolt. The point was that she hated these things. She sighed as she reached her car. Something wasn't quite right, she couldn't put her finger on it so she pushed it to the back of her mind. She started the car. Eric Tydle had been paying Amanda quite a lot of attention and if Lara wasn't wrong he would make his advance soon enough, or he would ask out Alister it was really hard to tell with some guys. She sighed as she turned on the engine. Suddenly it hit her, what she hadn't been focusing on. She turned off the car got out watched seemingly ordinary patch of garage for a second then said.

'You?'

Natla jumped but this couldn't happen her plan was full proof, if only she could remember what it was at the moment.

'Err yes?'

'Now what do you think your doing here?'

'Err gloating?'

'About what?'

'I have a plan to end your pitiful existence with you have walked right into. Err ha ha ha.'

'How?'

'Err sorry?'

'Well how can you end my pitiful existence? You're dead.'

'No I'm not.'

'Yes you are and I'm pretty sure you're imaginary too.'

'Can't be. I've got a plan and everything.'

'Which is?'

'It's a good plan, it's full proof, you walked right into it.'

'You don't know do you? Look.' Lara took a step forward and waved her hand through the air that it some respects included Natla.

'Oh, sorry.'

'It's alright I imagine even dead people have got to do something with there time.'

'So I'll just be off then.'

'I think that would be for the best dear.'

'Ok' And with that she was gone. Sighing Lara returned to her car. Some people just wouldn't take it lying down. Anyway where had she been. Ah yes Eric, the things she wouldn't do to that slab of hunk……..