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WARNING
This story is crazy and it may change your life, your IQ, and your big toe.
Chapter One: Don't Say I Didn't Warn You
It was a dark and stormy night. With lots of rain and lightning. And loud thunder. It boomed andflashed. Many small children hidunder the covers.But that doesn't have anything to do with the story.
"Luigi! Luigi!" Mario shouted. "HELP! There's an emergency!" Mario was frantically running around and waving his arms.
"What is it?" Luigi asked.
"Come quickly! Innocent lives are at stake!" Mario shouted.
"I'm coming!" yelled Luigi, as he sprung into action.He ran into the kitchen after Mario. "Well what's the emergencey?" he asked.
"Can't reach soda," Mario stated simply. "Oh, and while your'e at it, help me with my new game. It's called Grand Theft Auto: Mario Edition."
Luigi was very angry. Mario had always acted like this and always had some big video game that had nothing to do with him. Mario would just hog the spotlight like he had for the last 20 years. It was always Luigi the sidekick and/or maid. He was fed up. He wanted to do something. He wanted to get away from Mario and his dumb games. Then it hit him. Like one of Mario's sweat socks. Which were really, really sweaty and yellow. (Sorry for the disgusting visual)
"I'M LEAVING!" he yelled and stomped out the door.
"But what about my soda?" Mario yelled.
Luigi entered a hotel. He sat down at a table and heard a mother and her child having a conversation.
"Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be the vice president," the kid said.
"No Billy, sidekicks end up like losers, like that weird plumber over there," the mom replied.
Luigi was fed up with all the 'sidekick' commments. He started crying like Mario when the ice cream was all gone. He was just so angry at Mario for turing him into a sidekick, when he heard a voice.
"Hey. Dude."
Luigi looked over and realized the hooded figure was speaking to him. He wiped his tears away and replied, "Yeah?"
"Your bro. Mario. He bad. Bad like the man. You want revenge dude?" the hooded figure asked.
"Yeah one time he took my donut and-"
"Look, dude. I don't want your life story. I'm just here to give you this." The hooded figure handed him a helmet and an E GADD Shinesaber.
"What do I do with this?" Luigi asked.
"Go get Mario. Payback time. Fight the power," he replied. Luigi put on the helmet and turned on the Shinesaber.
"I AM...DARTH LUIGI!"
End Chapter One
Weird, no? Well I hoped you liked it. R&R!