ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NOT MINE OR ELSE 'BEE AND SAM WOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER ALONG WITH 'HIDE AND WILL

A/N: Sorry for the OC and OOCness but I don't usually write in this fandom but my friend Kurochi wouldn't stop bugging me –glares at her-…anyways, it has a little Optimus/Megatron and cursing so…yeah

Optimus stared in disbelief at Bea's friend and at Bea herself as she groaned. "You're going out with another bot…" Optimus said slowly.

Bea looked away, "Yes and unfortunately this femmebot can't keep her TRAP shut." Said friend gulped and cringed away, "Don't kill me," she whimpered as she felt the deadly vibes from Bea. Bea shook her head at this display of patheticness, and stared back at her father, "So what are you gonna do 'bout it now?"

Optimus smirked slyly, "I'm going to tell your papa." He laughed as he heard Bea's almost shriek, "What?!? NO! I've barely gone out with him for two weeks and…shit."

"Two weeks huh? Well I'll ready the swords, bye now…" With that said Optimus turned and sauntered out of the room, in the direction of Megatron's office.

Bea slumped and turned slowly towards her cowering friend, "You are dead meat…" She said, grinning falsely.

The other slouched, inching away slowly in the hopes of getting out of range.

Optimus sat on Megatron's desk, grinning, "What are you so happy about?" asked Megatron lowly.

"Our daughter has boyfriend and –" "She has a WHAT?" interrupted Megatron, He stood up dramatically, "…Bring me my nuke ray…"

Elsewhere, Jazz shivered, "I think I'm in trouble."

As soon as Megatron loaded the ray, they left heading towards…Optimus stopped Megatron, "Wait…I forgot to ask who she was going out with…" Megatron sighed, "You're an idiot."

Turning back they headed towards Bea, and dropped in unannounced on the friend. "EEEEK" They winced as they heard the high pitched squeal from her, "SHUT UP!!" Roared Megatron, instantly putting a stop to the screams.

"Good…Now kindly tell us who Bea's boyfriend is." Megatron said, scowling.

"I-I- She's g-going out with Jazz," She cried, "Now LEAVE ME ALOOONNNEE!" Megatron scoffed, and dragging Optimus off, left the girl to her crying.

"I-Shouldn't we help her?" Optimus spluttered as he was forcefully pulled away, "No way in hell am I going to help that piece of slag."

"…Wow—you're so cruel…" Optimus said, "But that's why I love you." He glomped Megatron, heedless of the Decepticon's attempts to pull him off.

"Primus you are so clingy today, if you must hug me so much at least wait until we take care of Jazz." Optimus stopped, and pondered, "Hmmmm…Weeelll okay," He said perkily, letting go and charging off to find Jazz.

Megatron's optics widened, "Don't run with pointy things!" He yelled chasing after Prime.

Finally, Optimus stopped in front of the hideout, stalking decisively towards Jazz's room with Megatron right beside him.

Megatron reached the door first, and slammed it open startling the occupant inside, "You are dead!" He snarled, marching up to Jazz and picking him up by the throat.

"What did I do?!" He choked out, utterly confused.

"You are going out with MY daughter, Bea," He growled, Optimus standing behind him threateningly.

"SO?! What are YOU going to do to ME?" Screamed Jazz defiantly.

Megatron glared evilly, "I don't care whose soldier you are, First of all, You DON'T touch Bea and secondly, you don't talk to me like that…"

Jazz scoffed and wriggled, "You want a piece of me, you wanna piece of me?"

Megatron smirked, "No…I want a million pieces," He pulled out his nuke ray, and fired it straight at Jazz.

Dusting off his hands, he turned towards Optimus, "Now that that little piece of business is over…wanna cuddle?"

END

A/N: Well ya like? This sort of spawned from my friend's reaction to me telling her mama about her boyfriend such a cruel friend aren't I…(but definitely a dead one )