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Chapter 1

Kakashi came into the classroom with a smile on his face, so everyone became worried, knowing that if Kakashi looked smug that something was awry. Then he smiled, which sent a collective sweat drop through the room, and Kakashi said, "Everyone, I would like to introduce two new students to our class: Norikuryu, self-proclaimed Sexy Ninja, and Rushimaru, creator of Ply Jutsu and who is called the Plywood Ninja.

Then in came two completely different looking people, one was a child with scraggly hair and clothes, while the other was a sexy-looking female wearing only a bikini-looking outfit, that had all the males' attention.

"Never doubt the plywood!", exclaimed the child making the peace sign. (this is Rushimaru)

"I want to announce that I am single," Norikuryu said, and all of the guys became excited.

Then one of the girls asked angrily, "Is that outfit even allowed in class?"

"If you can't pull off this look, like I can, then you shouldn't get all jealous at me. It's not my fault I'm so sexy, I was born this way," Norikuryu replied.

After that, Kakashi announced, "Rushimaru and Norikuryu will join Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke's team , so that I can give them both personal lessons. Now it is time for our new students to show off one of their moves."

"Someone throw something at me," Rushimaru demanded; so Naruto threw a kunai at him, and just before he was gruesomely injured a large chunk of plywood appeared in front of him and he was saved.

"I'll go next," Norikuryu said sexily, and she suddenly disappeared, and then reappeared a few seconds later in Kakashi's lap, "Can this be my new seat Kakashi?"

"Of course it can," Kakashi said ,and then he whispered into her ear desperately, "Please?"

Then Sasuke said, "You could sit on my lap," ,and every male in the room ,other than Rushimaru, started shouting pleads to become her personal seat. Eventually leaving Kakashi on top of many men and a very constipated llama. (Don't ask for details)

Moving on, the first mission of the newly improved group was to protect a cloaked man who told them that, "People were after his brea… I mean boo… boomerang. Yeah, right boomerang," while staring at Norikuryu's breasts conspicuously.

"Well, let's get going!", Norikuryu exclaimed, "Where are we going anyways?" Everyone sweat dropped.

"Weren't you listening to Kakashi's like hour long lecture on our mission?", asked Rushimaru.

"No, I was staring at his hot body and thinking about what it would be like for him to be my boyfriend," Norikuryu answered, "Was I supposed to be listening, was it important?" A vein popping moment was shared by all. "Well, you see, I'm not the brightest bulb in the light bulb shed. I know it must be a surprise to you all, but I'm not what you would call 'smart'. I've always got through life on my looks, most people think I'm sexy and I agree," Norikuryu said.

"How self-centered of you," Sakura said.

"Thanks! I didn't know you cared," Norikuryu said.

Rushimaru commented, "You do realize that that was an insult, right?"

"But I'll take it as a compliment, I'm sure it was meant to be as such," Norikuryu said. "I'm sexier than her anyways, so I don't care what she says about me," Norikuryu said haughtily, "Sasuke obviously prefers me to Sakura anyways, so it's not like she's any competition to me."

"How dare you, Sasuke obviously prefers me!", shouted Sakura.

"Prove it!"

"I'll prove it by kicking your ass!", Sakura exclaimed.

Then Norikuryu created forty-seven sexy clones of herself, and then all of a sudden the clones and Norikuryu disappeared. The next moment Sakura was pressed against many scantily clad women, in a Norikuryu dog pile; at that moment every male in the five mile radius collapsed in convulsions at seeing such a sight, except Rushimaru, who was to young to appreciate such a sight. Then Sakura had to give up or suffocate, because she was pressed against the chest of one of the Norikuryu clones, which was more than enough to suffocate two grown men.

"I won, yay me!", exclaimed Norikuryu.

"Are you quite done with your fight, you do realize we are on a quest," Rushimaru brought to everyone's attention.

"Yes, I do need to get to Forumai while it is still light out," the cloaked man said, "why don't you just walk with me Norikuryu? I would love to get close to your boobsnoImeanpersonality."

"Sure, I would like to know you," Norikuryu answered.

"You do realize he's just a perv right?", asked Naruto.

"He just wants to know my personality," snappily came back Norikuryu. Suddenly, Norikuryu's favorite hair accessory fell to the ground, and while she bent over her thong ripped a little; as she was bent over many clicks were heard all around. "What was that noise, I always hear it when I bend over. Oh well, and can you give me a sec, I need to change my outfit; it would seem I ripped the back of my thong," Norikuryu stated.

Then she went behind a tree, which was then closely watched by all. The cloaked man even went up the tree, and then fell down backwards with a nosebleed trailing down after him, and the cloak fell off.

It was…duh…duhn…duh… Kakashi. Soon afterwards Norikuryu came back in a white bikini now, instead of the tan one she was wearing previously.

"Eww, you know what? There was a giant toad back there staring at me, and I even heard a thud. Hey Kakashi, when did you get here, and why are you holding the cloaked man's cloak? It is nice to see you though," Norikuryu stated innocently, "and how do you like my bikini, it's brand new. But I don't know, do you think it looks sexy on me?"

"How dense can you be? Isn't it obvious that the cloaked man was Kakashi. I wonder how you can learn any Jutsus, especially a forbidden one like Shadow Clone Jutsu," Rushimaru stated angrily.

"Oh, I know many forbidden moves," Norikuryu said saucily; which caused all the other males in the surrounding area to smile widely thinking many dirty thoughts.

"I didn't know that you had a special boomerang, Kakashi. Can I see it?", Norikuryu asked.

"Um, … no, I can't show it out here where everyone can see, it's too special for that. Maybe I can show it to you later, in private," Kakashi said.

"Geez, stop being so pervy, even I am becoming annoyed by it," Sasuke said angrily, "leave Norikuryu alone she's too innocent to even understand your hints. You're way too old for her anyways."

"What are you talking about, Sasuke? Kakashi has been nothing but nice to me, and I am sixteen you know!", Norikuryu shouted.

"Haven't you noticed that he's a little overly friendly? I mean what teacher have you had that allowed you to sit on their lap?", Sasuke asked.

"Well, I've never actually had a teacher before. My parents taught me all I know, and they died when I was eight," Norikuryu answered.

"So where do you live, then?", Rushimaru asked, feeling ashamed for his earlier derogatory comments towards her.

"Oh, well, all I do is ask people for a place to stay, and usually someone volunteers to house me; if someone doesn't ,then I just sleep where I can," Norikuryu replied.

"You can live with me!", Kakashi cheerfully announced.

"No, you should stay away from him; you can live with me. I have a big enough house, that you could have your own room and I will not be so perverted, like Kakashi," Sasuke said.

"I think that is the most I have heard you talk since I met you. It is amazing and your offer is nice, but I am already staying with someone," Norikuryu replied, politely.

"Who are you staying with?", Rushimaru asked.

"What was his name? Gary…, Jarra,…no what was it?", Norikuryu thought aloud.

"Gaara, Gaara, you're living with Gaara?", Naruto yelled.

"Oh yeah, that's it! Gaara. He doesn't really talk very much, and the sand is everywhere. It almost feels life I'm on a beach, but without the water or people," Norikuryu said.

"So, you mean it's like a desert," Sakura stated.

"Beach, desert, same thing basically," Norikuryu snapped back.

"Isn't her naiveté charming?", Kakashi noted.

"Hey, that sign says Forumai. We're here ,yay," Norikuryu said excitedly.

"Wow, during our discussions we actually got here, without any fights too," Rushimaru said surprised.

"Why did you want to come here anyways?", Norikuryu questioned.

"Yeah, why?", Sasuke asked snottily.

"Well, they have the new volume of my good friend, the Toad Sage's, new book!", Kakashi exclaimed.

"Oh, are they good?", Norikuryu questioned.

"I just can't put them down, I can lend you the first volume, Flirting Paradise if you want," Kakashi offered.

"It sounds interesting, I would love to borrow it, Kakashi," Norikuryu replied.

"Stop right there!", a masked ninja yelled.

"I will defeat you, so watch out," Norikuryu stated loudly.

"You, Scantily Clad Girl, who do you think you are?", the person asked.

"I am Norikuryu, the Sexy Ninja, and now that I have introduced myself, it would be polite to introduce yourself."

"I am Orochimaru, and there is no way you could defeat me!"

"Oro-who,…. It does not matter, Seductive Darkness Jutsu: Shadow Blades Dance!", Norikuryu yelled as she created the seals with her hands. Then Norikuryu disappeared, and blades attacked Orochimaru; he dodged most of them, but the rest hit him in the arms and legs, paralyzing them.

"Ha, you see, the Sexy Ninja can defeat you!", Norikuryu shouted.

"So this must be your Bloodline technique, you are strong, but I can offer you even more power!", Orochimaru said as he stretched his head to her neck and bit her leaving a curse that looked like three black teardrops in a circle. Norikuryu then screamed and screamed and fell into Orochimaru's arms, unconscious (apparently they weren't as paralyzed as Norikuryu thought).

"Ha, ha, ha, this girl is mine now," Orochimaru chuckled as he disappeared with Norikuryu in his arms.

"No!!!", the whole group yelled.

"She only has a ten percent chance of living," Kakashi said sadly, "that curse is very volatile, as you know Sasuke."

"Who was that, Kakashi?", Rushimaru asked.

"That was Orochimaru, the creator of the Hidden Village of Sound, he is pure evil!", Sakura shouted.

"Do you think that Norikuryu will be alright, Kakashi?", Rushimaru asked.

"I hope that she will, but I do not know how much chakra she has, especially after an attack like that. We will just have to hope that she will survive, and can get away from Orochimaru. There is nothing we can do but hope and pray," Kakashi answered.

(In Norikuryu's Mind)

"Where am I?", Norikuryu asked. Then a little eight year old girl appeared in front of her.

"I was too weak," the little girl said, "the person who killed my parents was after me, and there was nothing I could do. I'm too weak. I shouldn't even be alive, I'm a monster!"

"NO!", Norikuryu shouted, "We aren't weak, or a…a…a …monster, the killer was just too strong. There was nothing we could do."

"You're right, there was nothing we could do, but just stand there watching Mommy and Daddy die, because of us. Because we didn't have enough power, but I can give you the power. Then you can take revenge," the little girl form of Norikuryu said as she transformed into Orochimaru.

"No, I do not need it!", Norikuryu screamed to Orochimaru, "I will never need your tainted power!"

"You will have no choice, if you survive, that is," Orochimaru taunted.

"I will not become your tool," Norikuryu said as she blacked out.

Then Norikuryu awoke and felt warmth under her head; when she looked up she saw a man with his eyes closed, but it wasn't Orochimaru. Norikuryu had been laying on his lap, but she quickly got off his lap and he woke as well.

"So, you are awake now. Who are you?", he asked.

"I could ask the same about you! Where did Orochimaru go? Are you one of his minions?", Norikuryu asked defensively.

"Of course not, and my name is Daritoshi. I saw Orochimaru carrying you off, so I saved you, but he still got away from me," he said.

"So he is still alive darn it! I will get my revenge from him though!", Norikuryu shouted loudly.

"But who are you?", Daritoshi asked.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I am Norikuryu, the Sexy Ninja!", Norikuryu said as she posed.

"That's nice, your name is beautiful, and very accurate, but how will you defeat Orochimaru when you have no idea where he is?", Daritoshi questioned.

"He marked me with his curse, and so he will come back for me. Orochimaru wants my power, and if he wants it bad enough, he will come to take it from me. That is when I will kill him for biting me and using my memories against me," Norikuryu huffed in her long serious speech, which was unusual for her.

"Where are we anyways?", Norikuryu asked as she finally began to take in her surroundings, "Are we anywhere near Forumai?"

"Forumai? Yes, actually, we're only a few miles away from there," Daritoshi explained.

"Then, Daritoshi, could you take me there, because the rest of my group is there on a mission, and they are probably getting worried by now," Norikuryu asked.

"Sure Norikuryu, I can get you there, but in return, you have to go on a date with me," Daritoshi said.

"Okay, but I already like a guy," Norikuryu answered.

"Who?", Daritoshi questioned.

"Now, that is….a secret," Norikuryu said.

"Hmm,…well let's go," Daritoshi replied.

So they went off, jumping from the tree branches, and in about half an hour they reached Forumai. Norikuryu searched the whole town with Daritoshi, and they found the group in a ramen restaurant.

"Kakashi, I am back, I hope you didn't miss me for too long," Norikuryu said as she and Daritoshi approached the party.

"Norikuryu!", "Kakashi!", both Norikuryu and Kakashi did one of those flowery reunited scenes.

"Daritoshi, long time no see," Kakashi said, "How is your mission going?"

"I just finished it, but it has been a long time hasn't it? What was it, five years ago that I last saw you, and you look like you haven't changed at all," Daritoshi replied.

"You two know each other?", Norikuryu asked.

"Yes, we were in the Academy together, and we became Jounin at about the same time. Of course, I was always the stronger of the two of us," Kakashi stated.

"Kakashi, are you the one Norikuryu likes?", Daritoshi whispered to Kakashi.

"Hmm,….and what if I am?", Kakashi whispered back.

"Then we are rivals in love!", Daritoshi whispered to Kakashi again.

When they turned back to look at the group, everyone was eating; even Norikuryu was eating, the rest of Kakashi's food.

"Norikuryu, you're eating my food," Kakashi said.

"I'll share it," Norikuryu replied sincerely.

"Alright, but you have to feed it to me," Kakashi whined.

"OK, but in return, you have to buy more food for me and Daritoshi," Norikuryu said.

"Awwww, well alright….," Kakashi sighed.