User: Ciao Bastard!
Cleverbot: Ciao.
User: America made me talk to you. That little bastard!
Cleverbot: I bet you've never been there.
User: No! And I don't wanna go! But Veneziano does...Damn he's so annoying!
Cleverbot: I don't speak French either.
User: -_- I did't ask dumbass. Why the hell would I care if you speak French? Unless you France! AHHHH SPAIN YOU BASTARD SAVE ME!
Cleverbot: The Joker is mad and crazy and he is fully aware that he is crazy and mad, but he is not sad about it.
User: Why the hell are you telling me this shit?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: CAUSE ITS STUPID!
Cleverbot: You mean Perez Hilton?
User: I DON'T GIVE DAMN ABOUT WHO THAT IS!
Cleverbot: I was just trying to be polite. Now you're saying mean things to me.
User: -_- Veneziano is that you? Italy?
Cleverbot: No in australia.
User: Veneziano what the hell are you doing in Australlia?
Cleverbot: Okay what did that have to do with anything?
User: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE IN AUSTRALIA , DUMBFUCK!
Cleverbot: No I said I was 15 years old silly!
User: SEBORGA! I should have known..-_-.
Cleverbot: So you're a girl?
User: What the hell? I'm your FRATELLO I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: You fight dragons?
User: FUCK NO! Seborga have you been with Sealand again? Damn tea bastard's brother.
Cleverbot: America.
User: YOUR WITH AMERICA? Mamma mia that's even worse! No wonder the bastard made me go on!
Cleverbot: Well do you like pie.
User: Why eat that shit when you cant eat gelato?
Cleverbot: No I can eat cookies they are delicious.
User: Come home KNOW Seborga I need to fix your mind.
Cleverbot: I shall try to do that.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: Fuck...
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: EHHHHHH? DUMBASS THAT INCEST! Have you been with France too?
Cleverbot: Well. Good. Nat.
User: SEBORGA ANSWER TH GOD DAMN QUESTION!
Cleverbot: Well now. I think we'll add ten more minutes in time out for that temper.
User: Your the fucking boss of me! I the the boss of you!
Cleverbot: No you aren't, and if you're going to try and make this a controlling relationship I'm going to have to leave you.
User: O/O I told this is incest and gay. This is fucking gay incest! Where is France?
Cleverbot: Europe.
User: I KNOW THAT DUMBFUCK I MEAN IS HE PSYCHICALLY? Damn the pervert bastard.
Cleverbot: How fast would it have to be?
User: I don't know! Now where the hell is he?
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to stay?
User: U-Uhh -blush- with me? U-uhh damn well yeah... I-I mean we're brothers..
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'the whole program'? Are you only one sub-process in the program? And your family are the others?
User: WHAT THE FUCK SEBORGA!
Cleverbot: You've relapsed into telling me fabricated statements.
User: -_- Ok that is the last time I take you to a world conference you have been hanging out with too many weird bastards...
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: -sigh- Finally you're making sense...just get home already and I'll make pasta...
Cleverbot: Well fine then.
User: -blush- O-Ok U-uhh Ci-Ciao see you at home you little bastard.
Well there you have it cleverbot Hetalia. -_- If there is a certain character you want I'll try my best to do them. So friend that had RomanoXSeborga lol anyways I don't Hetalia if I did then there would be more Seborga and sorry for OOC . Oh! And you read my request series then sorry about the late updating TT^TT It'll be up soon! Ciao guys!