What Keeps Shi-chan Up At Night

by HoshiToTsuki

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NIGHT ONE:

"Go fish," Ayame smirked at his cousin, narrowing his eyes. Shigure yawned.

"Aya... I wanna go to bed," he whined, giving him puppy dog eyes (no pun intended). "Can't we just finish 'Go Buy Real Estate While Listening to Mario' tomorrow?"

"Mario says: No way!" the light-haired man snapped, rolling the dice. "Ha! I rolled double threes, I get Lexington Parkway!" he put a king of hearts down on the place on the board.

"Wait, no, cheater! Only the Ace of spades is compatible with that property!" Shigure knocked the card away, snatching up the dice as Ayame exclaimed furiously,

"Got any Kings?!"

"MARIO SAYS GO FISH!" Shigure roared, rolling the dice. "OH, SHIT! CATS' EYES!" he dropped his piece dejectedly in jail.

Ayame laughed maliciously.

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NIGHT TWO:

'Ay, iyaiyai, Ay, iyaiyai, A-a-a iyaiyai Where's my samurai? Ay, Ay, Ay, I'm your little butterfly Green, black and blue, make the colours in the sky Ay, Ay, Ay, I'm your little butterfly Green, black and blue, make the colours in the sky!'

'EVERYBODY LET'S GET ON, OOOH YOU NEED TO GET IT ON, BABY IN A FUNKY TOOOWN -let's get one, let's get on-!'

'MIYA-HEE, MIYA-HOO, MIYA-HO, MIYA-HAHA! Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma iei!'

And all that night, Ayame and Shigure danced to hyper dance music. Painfully loud speakers, the door locked and barricaded so neither Kyou nor Yuki could get in. They danced retarded.

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NIGHT THREE:

"Oh my flipping... JESUS CHRIST AYAME WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Shigure smacked his cousin, flipping out and waving his hands around the Easy-Bake oven. "Dumbass! Can't even make a midget cake in a midget oven!"

"It's not my fault that I don't have wifely qualities!" the young man rolled around on the floor as if in pain.

"MY COOKIES!" Shigure produced two burnt cookies which apparently were hot to the touch. He flung them across the room in an attempt to rid himself of pain and ended up hitting his cousin with the dog-shaped sweet.

"WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO?!" the albino cried, covering his face with his hands.

"Oh, dear cousin! Do not sob!" he grabbed his cousin in his arms. "You can... uh, smack a cookie in my face!" he smiled.

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NIGHT FOUR:

"Romeo, Romeo, where for art though, Romeo?" Ayame asked in a delicate voice, crouching up on the bed and awaiting Shigure's response.

The man was clad in a feathered hat and short pants. Ayame wore a gown and held a rose.

They say love knows no boundaries. Possibly, Shakespeare intended for two grown, Japanese, male cousins to act out one of his most famous love scenes at a sleep-over.

But probably not.

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Author's Note 2: Lauren! HA IN YOUR FACE! You wrote the Harry Potter without me.. so.. I wrote this. Hehe...

For those of you who are not MY cousin, thanks for reading. Now complete the process by reviewing this one-shot!