A/N: Gosh! I need to get a life. But for now...
A parody of "Play Ball" by (who else?) Utada Hikaru because I, as previously stated, need to get a life. Kind of picks up where 'Fanfics' left off (go read it), except now it's in the KH section. Why? I don't know. I just didn't want to continue the Tekken thing. Oh and I rant about how every fanfic is alike (except a select few) in song form instead of just complaining about what people tend to do to CHARACTERS.
If you don't know the song, no biggie! Just read and make up a tune. That's how I got through most of my band class.
(About the last stanza: I'm talking about how Congress says 'stop littering' and 'stop drilling for oil in America', when that has actually kind of been the downfall of our country. Why must we rely on other countries for something we can get from our own? The idiots. Also... have you noticed that, the less we pollute, the more people get skin cancer? Just think about it.)
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(Fanfics Episode II)
Sora and Riku are together in this one story--no wait that's not right...
But I could've sworn that I just read this five minutes ago...oh yeah right
Kairi as a little bitch makes no sense to me
Riku is as gay as they come lemmee tell you
Sora is even more retarded than normal
(It's generic)
Is it deja vu?
I bet not a single author has once asked this question
"Why is this fanfic just like that one over there?"
(You're killing me here)
Just don't make it seem like it's your mission
To write the most stupid and generic things
That just embarrasses you, ya see
(You're killing me here, stop it)
Yuffie and Squalleon is not a wisely chosen pairing--unless you like it
And I turn around though what I see displeases me deeply
Cloud and Leon get in bed with each other
Survivor parodies abound cuz of Destiny Islands
Don't get me started on the 'high school dramas'
(It's generic)
I swear I just read this...
As far as I can tell fangirls have a passion
To read and write about that 'one' hot guy they like
(They're stealing Web-space)
And is it something you'd call a 'mission'
Or does it seem like every author writes a parody
To Kingdom Hearts but with food?
(You're killing me here)
I know this isn't a very good first impression
Only opinions and advice slip under your brain
(You're killing me here)
For a world that's better well I guess it's a mission
People like to say that they'll improve the world like
"Stop littering" or "Stop drilling" is similar to...
(You're killing me here, stop it)
I bet not a single author has once asked this question
"Why is this fanfic just like that one over there?"
(You're killing me here)
Just don't make it seem like it's your mission
To write the most stupid and generic things
That just embarrasses you, ya see
(You're killing me here, stop it)