Apples are YUMMY
"Ryuuk is insane," a shinigami sighed. "He only refrains from killing Light for the apples and entertainment."
"Those apples can't be any better than the ones we have here."
"I don't know, they're all red, and they look better."
"Hn, I doubt it."
"But what if we stole some apples from the human world?"
"I'll go get a handful, it can't be that hard to sneak in unnoticed."
"Alright, Rin, but hurry." However, nobody noticed that this character was only given a name so that StCC could use it they did something and then just forget they existed later.
"I'm going with Rin," another said. "I'm curious." This one had the same thing coming to them as Rin did when it came to names.
"Fine, Row," Rin replied. "We'll be able to hold more."
After at least an hour, the two got back holding two baskets of apples each.
"What took you bakas so long?"
"Well…"
-Flashback-
"ALRIGHT! GIVE US YOUR APPLES NOW!"
Silence.
Row added to Rin's shout, "PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND GIVE US THE APPLES!"
A cricket chirped.
Rin proceeded to slap every customer in the store with her death note, and Row did the same with his.
This brought screams of fear when they were seen.
"GIVE US YOUR APPLES!"
"OKAY, OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE THEM!" the man at the counter insisted. "But you have to pay 5 dollars a bag."
"What are dollars?"
After some explaining, they went off to get jobs as newspaper salesmen. Taking the money, they went back to the apples.
"NOW GIVE US YOUR APPLES!"
-End Flashback-
"And that's how it happened!"
Everyone sweatdropped, despite the fact that nobody ever sweatdrops in Death Note.
"Anyway, give us the apples."
"Wow, these aren't half bad!"
"NOT HALF BAD? THEY'RE AWESOME!"
"More apples!"
"Let's go rage war and steal the rest!"
So after whacking everyone in the city with their Death Notes, they stole all the apples.
"Ryuuk?" Light asked calmly.
"What?"
"Why are all the shinigami stealing the apples?"
"I told you those things were good."
"Yes… Yes you did. And now you're going to wait here while I go to the nearest therapist."
"Whatever."
A/N My first Death Note fic, however short it was! Thanks for reading, anyway. I wrote this because I was bored when the second Death Note movie ended. T-T