Boogerman Short #1: Clean Isn't Always Supreme!
By BoogerMan Jim The Clayfighter
Narrator (Jim Cummings): In the not-quite-sacred Flatulent Swamps, Our Hero, Boogerman, has come face-to-face with his worst nightmare…A WALKING, TALKING SHOWER!
Shower: HAHAHAHA! Time for YOU to come clean, Boogerman!
Boogerman: NEVER! You can shred me to bits, You can make listen to Yanni, BUT NOBODY MAKES BOOGERMAN COME CLEAN!
Narrator: And eating a mighty jalapeno pepper, Boogerman uses his Gas Rocket to escape!
Shower: Where'd he go?
Boogerman: Looking for me?
(The Shower looks around, and finds Boogerman waving)
Shower: GRRR AND WHAT NOT! OK, NO MORE PLAYING GAMES! FEEL MY SUDSY WRATH!
Narrator: Launching bubbles out, Boogerman tries to think quick.
Boogerman: What to do, what to do…HUH-HA!
Turd: You lookin' at me, punk?
Boogerman: No, but I'll be USING YOU!
(Boogerman lifts up the turd foe)
Turd: Hey, put me down, you psycho!
Boogerman: OK!
Narrator: Waving good-bye, Boogerman watches as the turd gets sudded to death. Then, something hit Boogerman!
Boogerman: OUCH! Hey, who threw that rock?
Narrator: Not THAT way!
Boogerman: Oh, Sorry. I know who might be behind this! None other then the neat-freak, Deoder Ant! Well, time to pay him a visit!
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Navel Caverns, Deoder Ant is waiting for his Shower-Bot to return.
Deoder Ant: Hmmm…That robot is late. Where could he be with that Putrid Boogerman?
Boogerman: Gee…I wonder…
(Deoder Ant turns around, only to get a sniff of a flamin' fart)
Boogerman: It takes more then showers and deodorant to defeat…
(Booger thrusts his finger into the air, standing atop the defeated Deoder Ant)
Boogerman: Boogerman, The World's Greatest and Grossest Superhero!
Deoder Ant: You Stink!
Boogerman: Frrt And Don't I Know It.
The End!