Hello my lovely readers~! I had a weird idea for a crack fanfic so I decided to post it on here for all of your all's enjoyment ^-^
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto but sadly all rights are reserved for the amazingly talented Masashi Kishimoto :D
Hope you all enjoy~
Konan was sitting on the couch taking random quizzes in the back of her magazine with Deidara.
"Is your boyfriend a keeper, un? Hey, Konan-chan, let's do this one!" Deidara was bouncing up and down on the couch overly excited about this next quiz while Konan looked up in thought.
The bluenette shrugged before reading the first question. "Alright, number one: Does he compliment you on a daily basis?" Konan looked over to Pein sitting on the opposite side of her that Deidara was on. He glanced at her and smiled which she quickly returned before checking the 'yes' box.
Deidara snatched the magazine from Konan's loose grip and read the second question. "Before dating were you… friends? Enemies? Strangers? Or friends with benefits, un?" Deidara looked at Sasori sitting on the chair across the room and blushed as he checked off 'friends with benefits.'
Konan looked at the answer and giggled before answering the third question, "When you're telling your man how your day was, he's usually: half listening? Intently listening? Or distracted?" Konan rolled her eyes and checked off the 'half listening' box and moved on.
"In bed is he… boring? Really good? Average? Or distracted?" Deidara blushed again then spared a glance at Sasori's raised brow awaiting the answer. Deidara checked off the 'really good' box then shoving the magazine back to Konan muttering "Why can't my questions be more like yours, un?"
Konan shrugged before jabbing Deidara in the side with her elbow and whispered, "Hey, Dei-chan?" Deidara hummed in reply. "Would you mind if I recorded the next time you had hot yaoi sex?"
Deidara's eyes widened and his blush darkened. He looked at Konan in surprise, "Konan! What the hell, un?!"
Konan giggled, "I'm a huge yaoi fan! Duhh!" Sasori and Pein looked at each other and rolled their eyes at the bluenette.
Sasori smirked before standing and walking over to his flustered blond. He picked him up bridal style before walking to his and Deidara's shared room. He glanced back at the bluenette before calmly stating, "You had better get your camera ready before the show's over." And disappeared into the hallway.
The kunoichi's eyes lit up as she dashed to her room to retrieve her camera to record the 'show' that was about to start without her.
Pein sat in the now empty room, shaking his head. "I'll never understand Yaoi fangirls." He turned up the volume of the television to drown out the artists 'noise' and his girlfriend's fangirling.
See? Nothing special, just a random idea that I wanted to share x3
Hope you all enjoyed! Don't forget to review and have a beautiful day~