I Like My Best Friend's Brother

This idea popped into my head and I decided to write it. Spam, but I do not ship Spam. Later.

DISCLAIMER: I can't own iCarly. I'm grounded.

Call you up when I know he's at home;
I jump out of my skin when he picks up the phone
what can I tell if he's looking at me?
Should I give him a smile?
Should I get up and leave?

Sam looked out the window dreamily as she called Spencer's number; she was finally brave enough to ask him out!

"Hello?" Spencer's cute voice echoed throughout Sam's ear.

I know it's strange, I don't what I'm thinking
But is it wrong if I see him this weekend
I really hope I can get him alone
I just don't, don't want her to know!

The only things I need to do now are:

make sure Carly doesn't know and

ask Spencer out!

"Spencer?" I asked. I was very nervous!

"Yeah?" he answered.

[Chorus]
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
Yeeeeaaah
A punk rock drummer and he's 6 foot 3
I don't want to, but I want to,
Cause I just can't get you out of mind!

"Uh..." I stuttered, and then I hung up.

I couldn't do it!

Next time I will! I just can't get it out of my head!

Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother

He's the one.

I had hoped that Spencer would get it after I said that I had a ""little crush" on him, but NO!

He just brushes it off!

So now, it's time to be LESS subtle and MORE forward!

I kinda think that I might be his type
Because when you're not around, he's not acting to shy
Sometimes I feel like he might make a move
Is this all in my head?
I don't know what to do

He acts super friendly to me when Carly's not around, so at one of those times I'll ask him.

IN PERSON!

I gulped, and headed towards Bushwell Plaza.

I know it's strange, I don't know what he's thinking
But is it wrong if I see him this weekend
I really hope I can get him alone
I just don't, don't want her to know

It was a Saturday, the day of Carly's noon yoga classes.

A perfect time to make a move.

I ignored Lewbert and headed up the stairs, to floor 8.

I knocked hard and Spencer answered. "Hey, Sammy!"

I blushed and sat down on the couch.

[Chorus]
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
Yeeeeaaah
A punk rock drummer and he's 6 foot 3
I don't want to, but I want to,
Cause I just can't get you out of mind!

I summoned all my breath and asked, "Spencer, will you go out with me?"

Spencer jumped up and down and shouted, "YES!"

Then, he pulled me into a kiss.

Just at that moment, Carly walked into the room.

"This isn't what I think it is, is it?" Carly asked, glaring at me.

"Uhhh…" We murmured, embarrassed.

Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother

"Let's just tell her the truth, it can't hurt!" I whispered into Spencer's ear.

"But she'll KILL me," he whispered back.

"Well?" Carly questioned, tapping her foot impatiently.

"We…" I started.

"Love each other." Spencer finished.

Carly fainted right on the spot.

Cause he's such a dream
Yeah
And you know what I mean
If you weren't related

She wouldn't get it.

[Chorus]
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
Yeeeeaaah
A punk rock drummer and he's 6 foot 3
I don't want to, but I want to
Cause I just can't get you out of mind and...
Yeeeeaaah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother, my best friend's brother

I suggested to Spencer that we elope, and he happily agreed as we ran off into the sunset together.

Again, I DON'T ship Spam, but it just fit in with the song! Gosh!