The Legend Of Zelda:
Hero Betrayed
Protologe
A young woman is walking through the woods. She is wearing a expensive-looking dress, with golden trimmings all over it, yet she looks at it disprovingly, like it was a bunch of dirty rags. Her crown shines in the limited sunlight.
She is Zelda,
Queen of Hyrule.
Zelda walks aimlessly, deep in thought. "Ugh, this dress is hideous", she thinks. "Must remember to fire Sally", she notes. Her mind wanders, until she thinks of Link. She sighs. "Oh, Link...", she says breathlessly, wishing he would take her in his arms, and kiss her softly. She thinks about stories in her head, all having Link save her, propose to her, and kiss her.
Suddenly, she hears a small laugh, coming from Northeast. She stops, and listens. She hears it again. She crouches down, and sneaks toward the noise. She comes to a clearing, and hides behind a tree. She sees Link, laying a blanket on the ground. "He must have known I would walk here, and made a picnic for me", she thought to herself."I meen, we are soul mates after all, even if he doesn't say it". She starts walking towards him, but hides when she hears, "Hey Link, got the food!", says Ilia, the dauther of the mayor of Orden, Link's hometown, as she walks out of the western woods.
Zelda makes a small hiss as Ilia sits down next to Link. "Gah, Ilia is trying to steal my future boyfriend again! She listens as they talk and gets angrier and angrier as they say how amazing the other is and finally, Link laughs, lowers his head, and kisses Ilia. The shocked princess watches as Ilia pauses for a minute, and then kisses him back.
Zelda sneaks away, until they wouldn't be able to hear her, and stomps the rest of the way out of the woods. "How dare Link kiss her, and how dare Ilia kiss him back", she yells! "Ilia must have tricked him, yes, that's it!" "But I will have my revege, oh I wiiilll!"
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