I wish to apologise in advance for this... it is my way of getting back the time I wasted starting to read crazy fanfics written by preteens who write themselves into the story... because you KNOW they've based the character on themselves!
I am very sorry, but this wouldn't stop nagging me until it was written. It was written during a drugs talk, on why we shouldn't sniff diesel. BAH! If happiness had a smell, it would smell like diesel.
Disclaimer : I don't own Fruits Basket... blahblahblah (insert a failure of a witty remark)
Hiyaz! This is my first fic, so read it pleez! I based the character on myself, to make the story more believable, and yes, I really am like that!
Pleez read and review because it is my bes fic I've ever written!
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One day, Tohru and Kyou and Yuki were in class, and were all like, totally bored.
Then, the teacher brings some new girl into the classroom, and Kyo's like "OMFG, she is so THE SEX!"
Kyo falls in love with her, because she's like, all beautiful and stuff. She has long orange hair, like Kyo's, and she had deep dark, mysterious, sexy eyes, and she looked over at Kyo, and he started blushing and stuff. The girl was wearing clothes from Hot Topic and was totally cool, because she had like, massive boobs that bounced around a lot, and all the guys in the class liked her, but she only liked Kyo. She had transferred from America, but of course, she could speak Japanese totally well, because she was a genius and stuff and yeah.
The only free seat was beside Kyo, and she went and sat down in the seat and was like "Hey sexy!!" to Kyo, and he was all like, blushing. He stared at her a lot, and she liked it, because she totally liked Kyo, but she was being really cool and all, so she didn't say anything for a while, because that's what cool people do, you know. I'm cool too.
The girl was called Krystal. She winked at Kyo and he smiled at her. You could feel the love, and they wanted to have sex, very much.
Then, they went home, and Kyo invited her to Shigure's house because he loved her and wanted to do things with her. Then when they arrived, Shigure was all "Krystal will be staying here, because she is like, partly related to us, only so far away, it's not much related!" and Kyo was like "yay!" and Krystal was like, silent. Because silent is cool, and I'm really cool.
Krystal didn't have anywhere to sleep and then she went to sleep in Kyo's bed because it was the only one she could sleep in or something. She wore tiny PJs that clung to her super sexy body and made her look dead hot and stuff and all. Kyo looked at her and got a nosebleed and was like "Krystal, I love you!"
And then, Krystal was like "I love you too! I want your babies, even though I'm WAY underaged and I hardly know you!"
So then, Kyo sexed her up. He stuck his thing in her thing and they did this a lot until she was totally pregnant, and then she licked him a bit, and then they both fell asleep, because they were so happy and tired and stuff. When they woke up, Krystal had morning sickness, because every pregnant woman has morning sickness every morning while she is pregnant, even when she's only been pregnant for several hours. It's true!
Then, they went to the breakfast table, and Kyo was like "Hey peoples, I just want to say, me and Krystal sexed each other up last night, and she is totally pregnant!"
Everyone was so happy that they had had underaged sexy-time and that Krystal was pregnant, thus ruining her school life, and probably the rest of her entire life. But it wouldn't, because even heavily pregnant preteens can go to school.
Krystal had a big bump on her tummy because she was pregnant and went to school, and everyone was happy, and all her babies were born with orange hair and dark eyes. They had like, 10 babies at once, so they were all happy and stuff. And they all lived happily ever after.
ZOMG!!111! I finished my first story. Did you liek it? Pleeez review it and don't flame or I won't give you a cookie! If you give me a nice review I will give you a cookie! Yay! I love cookies!
The moral of this story: NEVER, I mean NEVER let preteen fangirls, who want their favourite character's babies, write fics... it will all end 'happily ever after'... and we don't want that now, do we?
I hope I didn't break your brain too much... oh, and no offense meant to anyone really called Krystal (it was just one of the many over-used names I could have chosen from), or to American fangirls (many of you are super sexy people).
And I'm sorry, a grammar and spelling freak such as me just COULDN'T bring herself to type the hideous language that is fangirl english. I apologise.