I Hate the Holidays Chapter 1: Singalong, a jhonen vasquez fanfic

A JtHM Rendition of

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

(all singing)

we wish you a merry Christmas

and a happy new year

(Johnny)

I'd really like to

Stab you with a spork

So fuck off you prick and

….have a happy new year.

(all)

we wish you a merry Christmas

and a happy new year

(squee)

Christmas is time

For horror and fear

The cheerful cheerful décor has

Me screaming in tears

(all)

we wish you a merry Christmas

and a happy new year

(devi)

just leave me alone

forget I exist

and if you come singing

I will rip out your eyes

(all)

we wish you a merry Christmas

and a happy new year

(mr. eff and psychodoughboy)

good tidings to all

to you and your kin

godo tidings for Christmas

now go kill yourself!

….Dude. that's not how the song goes.

And I should care WHY?

Okay, let's start over.

But we were almost to the end!

Fine. Whatever. Annie, go ahead. Just say your bit and let's get the hell out of here.

Thank you.

(Annie)

Alone in the dark

You're hearing the sound

Of a thousand years' screaming

And you know you've been found

(all)

we wish you a merry Christmas

and a happy new year!

(Johnny)

Now get the fuck out of my house or I'll rip your eyes out!

Author's note: wow. My muses have left me for a moment. I promise the next ones will be better. . ah well. Do drop a review, if you wouldn't mind. I enjoy reading your comments.

-raven, your friendly Neptunian maniac