Mustang's different names
Disclaimer
Me: Alphonse!
Al: yes?
Me: it's your turn to do the disclaimer
Al: Oh yes! Um ok
Al: sadly soulsnacker13 does not own full metal alchemist
Me: yes the cow owns everything.
Al: enjoy the story!
"Sigh" Ed turned over in his bed, punched the pillow, and threw off the blanket.
'I don't wanna see the colonel tomorrow! All he's gonna do is call me small and tell me how he can't keep on funding this wild goose chase! Damn it!' Ed rolled over again and started to stare at the ceiling.
As he stared at the scattered bumps on the ceiling a though came to him. 'I need to think of something to keep me sane while the colonel yells at me and calls me a name… that's it!' Ed rolled out of bed found a pen and paper and started writing. As soon as he was done he got into bed and fell asleep instantly.
The next day Ed and Al were at the gate of the main central building.
"Brother are you sure you're ready to see the colonel again? We had to pay for the chair you threw out the window last time we were here."
"Don't worry Al im prepared" Ed said mentally going over the list again in his head.
And sure enough when Ed and Al came to mustang's office he started off with his usual list of insults. But instead of Ed just yelling random crap back at him this is what he said before he walked out with the biggest grin on his face ever.
Mustang: where are you full metal? Oh im sorry you're so short I could see you over my paper work!
Ed: shut it colonel sparkly! I wonder why they don't call you the horse alchemist instead! I mean mustang? What kind of a name is that? That's a horse name! Horse man!
Mustang: shut it full metal!
Ed: aw is the horse angry? Would you like some hay little horsy? No little pony!
Mustang: that's it!
Mustang then whipped out his alchemy gloves and set the room on fire accident of course.
Ed: well have fun with this mess horse boy!
Mustang: you get back here right now!
Ed: why would I do that? I was just here for a nice visit when my "superior" officer set the room on fire I didn't do anything.
And with that Ed left the building with a big fat grin on his face.
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