I wrote some Zimmy Christmas carols! I know other people have done these, but hey. Enjoy!

to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree"
Oh Dibby, oh Dibby,
How cute are your glasses
Oh Dibby, oh Dibby,
Wish I was in your classes
The kids all act so mean to you
How they can, I have no clue
Oh Dibby, oh Dibby,
I love your spiky hair,
Oh Dibby, oh Dibby,
I love the trenchcoat that you wear!

to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
A SIR in a voot runner
On the second day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the third day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the fourth day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the fifth day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Five Crazy Cards
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the sixth day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Six fans a-'quotin'
Five Crazy Cards
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the seventh day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Seven Dibs a-sneakin'
Six fans a-'quotin'
Five Crazy Cards
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the eigth day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Eight homes rampagin'
Seven Dibs a-sneakin'
Six fans a-'quotin'
Five Crazy Cards
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the ninth day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Nine GIRs a-gigglin'
Eight homes rampagin'
Seven Dibs a-sneakin'
Six fans a-'quotin'
Five Crazy Cards
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the tenth day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Ten Irkens shoutin'
Nine GIRs a-gigglin'
Eight homes rampagin'
Seven Dibs a-sneakin'
Six fans a-'quotin'
Five Crazy Cards
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the eleventh day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Eleven Igginses gamin'
Ten Irkens shoutin'
Nine GIRs a-gigglin'
Eight homes rampagin'
Seven Dibs a-sneakin'
Six fans a-'quotin'
Five Crazy Cards
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner
On the twelth day of Christmas, an Irken gave to me
Twelve cans of Poop
Eleven Igginses gamin'
Ten Irkens shoutin'
Nine GIRs a-gigglin'
Eight homes rampagin'
Seven Dibs a-sneakin'
Six fans a-'quotin'
Five Crazy Cards
Four scary monkeys
Three GS2s
Two laser weasils and
A SIR in a voot runner

to the tune of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing through the snow
In a purple voot runner
Me 'n' my crazy SIR
Wheeheehee!
Gaz is chasing us
I think we have game
Please do hurry up
Or else Zim she will maim!
Oh, jingle bells,
Martians smell,
Zim will rule us all,
"Aliens are real,"
Poor Dib did squeal
But kids say "Not at all!"
Jingle bells,
Martians smell,
Dibby's got no proof,
GIR thinks he's a raindeer
And- oh deer- he's on the roof!

That last bit about "Oh deer" is a pun. Get it? Heeheeehee! Well, I hope you liked! Look out for more
stuff soon!
-Jas