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Remus Lupin and James Potter sat in the Potter's kitchen eating a late breakfast, when suddenly Sirius Black plopped down into the chair between them. "I want a flying motorbike," he announced very decidedly and reached for the cereal.
James looked up, "Jolly good idea, I want one too."
"What!" exclaimed Remus, "You two can't actually be serious!"
"Well of course we're not," replied Sirius, "only one of us is Sirius…ME!"
"Padfoot," said James, "We all know that you're Sirius, and that I'm James, and that Moony here is Moony, so please, never, ever, bring that joke up again – it's so old by now that it's alive again."
Both of James' friends looked at him like he was utterly insane.
"Moony, stop it!" said James, "Padfoot's the only one that gets looked at like that."
"See Prongs," said Remus, "That's where you're wrong, see, I'm looking at you like that now, so hence it's not only Sirius that gets looked at like this, because I'm looking at you like this now, so you get to be looked at like this too. Yay for me!"
"What the hell? And why is it 'yay for you?'" asked James.
"Because," elaborated Sirius, "he said all that in one breath. Did you really not even notice that wonderful accomplishment? I thought that was quite impressive for Moony. The only other person I've seen do that is Evans, and that's only when she's yelling at you. Now that is one hell of an impressive sight that is."
"Whatever," replied James, "but I don't care, getting back on track, when do you intend on buying this flying motorbike?"
"Tomorrow," he replied. Remus spat his soggy cereal all over Sirius and James, and in the process of apologizing, flipped his bowl with the remaining ceral and milk over onto Sirius' lap.
"TOMORROW!" he exclaimed.
"Yes!" replied James and Sirius in unison, giving each other high-fives.
"But we're going back to Hogwarts!" said Moony still spluttering. "And you, James, you're head boy, you can't run the risk of being late. You have to set an example for the school! You can't really be serious can you?"
"It's okay Moony, it's okay," said Sirius in what he intended to be a soothing voice, but which was actually scaring Moony to the point where he was about to scream bloody murder, "we all know that you have issues. Now, don't you remember? We already talked about this once today. See, it's not Jamesie here who's Sirius, it's me!" And then Moony lost it, screamed bloody murder, and started attacking Sirius Black, the boy who wanted his own special flying motorbike, despite the best efforts of his dear friend, the cereal-eating-challenged Moony.
AN Review the random thingamabobber that made you laugh. You know it did;)