Written in celebration of the first-ever Captain Charming Friday! (which is basically just me and few other people spamming our dashes with Captain Charming stuff on Fridays, originally prompted by the video of Josh Dallas and Colin O'Donoghue "kissing" on set)
Update: This is now a three-parter! Jump to Chapters 5 and 6 to see the rest!
"It's too thick, mate."
"Well, it's my first time."
"Give it here; let me try."
"I don't know how you manage to do this with one hand."
"Lots of practice."
Snow had no idea what was going on in the bathroom of their apartment, and she wasn't quite sure she wanted to know. All she knew was that the voices belonged to her husband and her daughter's pirate.
So, of course, she had to eavesdrop outside the closed door.
"Stop fidgeting and keep your eyes closed!"
"Sorry, man; it tickles!"
Emma came around the corner just then, but stopped when she saw her mother standing, listening intently. She was about to speak when Snow put a finger to her mouth, covering an amused smirk.
"Almost done."
"You sure this will work?"
"If I recall, you're the one who asked me."
Emma's hand covered her mouth to stifle a giggle. Snow, frankly, couldn't take it anymore, and so she quickly opened the door… and immediately began laughing.
David was seated on the toilet and Killian stood in front of him, eyeliner in hand. Both men froze where they were when they realized they'd been caught.
"Oh, um, hello, love." Emma was too speechless to reply.
"David?" Snow asked.
"I, uh…I wanted to see if my eyes would look as pretty as Hook's."
(They did.)