The Reason Why Girls Like Tezuka

I've been doing a lot of 'Reason Why's, lately... maybe because I'm not imaginative enough to think up a fun, innovative title. n.n So here is a crack fic with Tezuka as our ... protagonist? Or maybe antagonist. I'm not sure.

Nope, don't own PoT.

x The Reason Why Girls Like Tezuka x 239 words - An odd number for once!

'You know, Fuji, I've been wondering...'

Fuji looked at Eiji with a smile. 'What?'

'Why's Tezuka so popular?' Eiji continued. 'It's not like he's ... interesting or anything. And he doesn't smile! And he doesn't talk a lot! He's kind of boring, isn't he?'

Fuji contemplated this as he and Eiji stood in the change room.

Eiji added on, 'And he's not very fun. All he does is play tennis.'

Fuji said absentmindedly, 'Maybe he has something like catnip, except for girls.'

Eiji suddenly grinned, and grabbed Tezuka's bag.

'Eiji, I'm not sure you should-'

'I found it!'

Fuji stared at Eiji, wondering what he had found.

Eiji pulled out a can of AXE body spray.

'AXE body spray - Owned by a company called Unilever, which proposes that their brand of body spray is appealing to women in general.' Inui popped up from behind them. He also pulled out a magazine (from one of his data notebooks that seemed to have everything in them). He flipped open to an ad by AXE.

Eiji stared at it in horror. Fuji smiled widely.

Inui put it away, and opened his notebook. He read out loud, 'Tezuka uses at least five bottles of deodorant a month.'

A few seconds after Inui stopped talking, the door opened and Tezuka entered.

Eiji dropped Tezuka's bag.

Tezuka opened his mouth. 'Eiji, 20-'

'YOU WOMANIZER!' Eiji shouted.

Tezuka blinked, and then said, '30 laps, Eiji.' x owari

x omake

'Ne, Tezuka, have you finished the deodorant I bought you?'

'...You imported two boxes of it from America, Fuji.'

'But do you like it? You told me that you used a lot of deodorant so I got you some.'

Tezuka hung up.

x x x

So how was it? I decided to write this after I read that Tezuka used five bottles a month off of this site - http://ouji-sama(dot)pbwiki(dot)com. It also has various faults that I found rather amusing (Do you all know who the Fudomine vice-captain is?)

Anyway, please review if you liked it and all, and flames welcome. -awinchan