Holidays Suck. Yeah I know that almost everyone loves the adventure, relaxation and all round enjoyment, but I disagree. My entire holiday has been spent playing basketball, yes I know that I'm the team captain but that does NOT mean that I have to practice ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME!! And now to top it all off my parents have left. Yeah, that right LEFT. As in gone home without me because my aunt has a bad cold and, being blond and all, is convinced that she is gonna die.
And then my mum is all "were so sorry that were leaving you honey" and "it really is unfortunate that the airline didn't have any more tickets", HA! I called the airline and there were still 20 free seats.
But their gone now and it's been two days of sitting around in my hotel room and watching TV, because as the great parents that they are they forgot to leave me money. I'm currently at the airport and my plane out of this hell-hole and into another one (commonly known as the Bolton Residence) is delayed. I was supposed to be leaving 3 hours ago, but I am still sitting in the weird smelling airport.
Yes I know that I am being as some people –cough-cough-my-mum-cough-cough- would say "un-reasonably un-reasonable", but come on, would you be all happy and chipper after being dumped on a 'family' holiday by you parents, left with little-to-no money, and being stuck in a smelly (I'm serious can you imagine how many stinky, jetlagged, people come through here every day) airport for hours.
Oh look, here comes some fake smiley person in a uniform. I wonder what great news she comes bearing!
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I was being sarcastic you know. I didn't actually want this. Oops that's right you don't actually know what 'this' is. Well I can tell you that the 'fake smiley person in a uniform' informed us that our plane would not be getting here until sometime tomorrow and that they would organise a bus to take us somewhere we "would be safe and have all the necessary amenities" , so the geniuses dumped us at a local bar.