Oh What A Not So Brilliant Birthday
I am an ugly old prune who enjoys the finer things in life
Like getting back at Kuzco for rudely firing me
Every year leading up to my birthday I always want to plan a very complicated birthday
But then at the last minute to keep my birthday simple in my comically eccentric mind
An old prune who considers herself the most beautiful person in the land
Despite her age and everyone calling her an ugly dinosaur
Making your blood boil and your mouth unable to form any coherent words
You'll spend your birthday in your secret lab thinking of ways to get rid of emperor Kuzco
So you yourself can become empress but do you ever look into the minor details
Of your most recent plan before it becomes thwarted
And you start to pull your hair out and curse up a storm
And saying out loud to yourself one day Kuzco you will be no more and I'll personally see to that myself
So until then Kuzco enjoy your meager existence
Uh Yzma says to herself what a way to spend a birthday
And Kronk standing in the background shaking his head