Twilight Arch Part One
E = Edward
A2 = Alice (cat)
E2 = Emmett
A3 = Alice
A = Adriana
K = Kelsey
B = Bella
Halt = Halt
Will = Will
E: Hmmm, how odd I smell pixie sticks…
A: Really. *Looks around* Where?
E: … ! … Whoa.
K: OMC! I think my pixie stick senses are tingling!
A: *Gasp* That must mean they're nearby!!
E: …
K: There in… there! *points to Edward's pants*
A: KYAA!!! *Attempts to mual Edward*
K: *pausing* Have you ever noticed that the first letter of your name sounds like a drug???
A: I like E, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside…
E: Ummm… you can let go of my pants now.
A: O.o … huh?
E: Let go please!
A: *whimpers* B-but the go pixie sticks… *sniffle*
E: THAT'S NOT MEANT TO BE UNZIPPED! *Pushes A's hands away*
A2: MEOW!!! *rubs against E's leg*
K: See even Alice thinks that you're sexy and should give us the pixie sticks.
A: Not sexy, SCHMEZY!!!
E: … I should go now…
K: *Gasp* You can't go yet.
E: Watch me.
A: *Blocks door* If you leave, we'll show Bella those embarrassing photos of you at the x-mas party!!
E: *scoffs* You mean last years party , ha, you weren't even there!!!
K: Oh yeah!! *Holds up photos*
E: *Sucks in breath* But how???
K: Don't doubt us… we have our ways.
A + K: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
E: *Twitch*
~ On a cliff somewhere ~
B: E, I love you , I really do, but everyone else… *takes out pocket knife and slits wrists* They all hate me, I-I'm nothing to them. For years, I've always lived in your shadow, but no MORE!!! *Holds hands up to the sky* From now on, no one will ever forget me, Bella-…
???: Ah, shut up ALREADY!! *Pushes Bella off the cliff*
~ Back to E and the others ~
A: Hey guys, I'm back!
E + K: Where were you?
A: At a place…
K: Doing what???
A: … Stuff …
A2: It involved a cliff and… *A kicks A2*
E: Did that cat just talk?!? *?!?*
A: *Chuckles evilly* Hush lil' kitty, 'tis not the time or place for such talk, ku ku ku ku *Pet A2*
A3: *Runs in frantically* EDWARD! BELLA… *K, A, and A2 tackle her, knocking her unconcious*
E: What was that about?
A + K + A2: NOTHING!!!
E: …
A: * Sips eighth cup of sake* Heyeee, lez hav some fun. *Leans on E* With PIXIE STIX!!
E: I already told you NO!
A: Aww, come on, come on, cooome on, come ooooon, cume on, cooooome on, come on, coooooome on, come on. Don't be like that. Come on, coooooooome on, come on, coooooome on.
E: Hands off the ZIPPER!
K: Takes a swig of coke/flat pepsi* OMC! I AM SO HYYYYYYYPEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles E from behind* Hurry up A!!! Get the PIXIE STIXS!!!
A: *Goes for the holy zipper* RAAA PIXIE STIXS!
E: GAHH!
~ Three minutes later ~
K: *Snacking on Pixie Stix* I never took ya for a briefs kind of guy.
A: *Also snacking on Pixie Stix* Not that I'm complaining.
K + A: *Tilts head* Hmmmmm…
E: *Sweatdrop* … (He'd be blushing if he could…)
E2: *Que Smoke on Water(inside joke)* Hey E… OMC dude, I never thought of you as a briefs kind of guy.
K: I KNOW!!!
A: heh, heh, heh, heh,heh, heh…(This is my "I'm thinking-of-soomething-perverted laugh.) *Stares at E, drooling*
K: Awwww, crap, I know that laugh.
E2: Hey, where'd A get that camera from and why is she holding those chains, shackles, and that whip???
K: You don't want to know. Cpme on, lets leave now.n *K, E2, and A2 leave*
E: Ah, guys.
A: *Twitch, Twitch* Heh, heh, heh, heh. *Grins mischeovoslly*
E: …GUYS!!!
PREVIEW FOR NEXT ARCH
~ Somewhere in Florida ~
???: GUYS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Will: What was that???
Halt: How am I supposed to know?
Will: Why are you wearing that Mickey Mouse hat?
Halt: That is a stupid question.
Will: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Halt: I agree.
Will: Ya… wait… HEY!!!