LOL I couldn't resist! In case you didn't know, I, Jackie write the stories and Sara edits them, which is harder than you may think. Amanda used to do everything else, but she moved, and Sara is moving TOMORROW, so it's just going to be me. If I make mistakes, please don't hurt me.

Note: This is NOT the basic Twilight story. I took creative liberty and changed quite a few things. These things include Bella's personality. She is no longer the sweet, innocent girl portrayed by Stephenie Meyer. That's the point of Fan Fiction, people. I cannot write a story like Twilight without centering it on a girl who can hold her own and kick some serious butt. Speaking of Twilight, it's time for my:

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight or any of the characters that appear both here and in the Twilight saga. Those belong to SM. I also have NO idea how to write a disclaimer, so hopefully that's good enough for you.

Bella's Point of View

Every little girl wants to be world famous at seventeen. Admit it. Sure, it sucked when the press got crazy. This was most of the time.

I remember once, People magazine camped outside my house. Bella was not happy. I had to be restrained by my step father; Phil had to stop me from attacking them. As you can see, I have a problem with my temper. It got a girl who was regularly featured in the tabloids into a lot of trouble.

I was famous because of my real father, James (A/N not the same James in the real book). He had left me the richest heiress in North America. I was probably richer than everyone in South America too. And Antarctica. You get the idea.

I didn't want all this money. I spent a large part of it buying stuff for my uncle Charlie, whom I considered a father. Heck, I even called him "Dad". Thanks to me, he now had a mansion, a fifty-two inch LCD (A/N that's what I have), and a whole bunch of other things. I lost track.

So, I, Isabella Marie Swan was going to live in Forks, Washington. The press was going nuts. Lots of stuff happened, blah, blah, blah. I'm not going to bore you with the details. What you'll be interested in happened on my very first day of public school.

Edward's Point of View

The famous Bella Swan was coming to Forks. Eep. Please note the sarcasm.

Okay, maybe I was being mean. But seriously, she was just inheriting a lot of money. Probably a bubblehead or coming with a huge ego. Though, I had to admit, she was incredibly hot. I mean, gorgeous. What I was really interested in was her car. It must be amazing. The richest woman in the world, without an amazing car? Come on.

Bella's Point of View

I came to school in a white limousine. White has always been my favorite color, even though technically it isn't a color. It symbolizes purity. I guess that tells you something about me.

I got to school to be greeted by my best friends in the whole world! "Oh crap." I said under my breath.