The Lame Adventures of Paul By Quakerguy

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars (Although I do own Darth Bost), The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hobbit, Captain Planet, Sesame Street, The Simpsons, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Dragon Ball Z, The Andy Griffith Show, Doug, The Terminator, The Care Bears, VeggieTales, Peanuts, Superman, Blue's Clues, Sonic the Hedgehog, Garfield, Batman, Barney the Dinosaur, Sebastian Star Bear, The Emperor of the Night, and Pinocchio.

If I did own all this, I would be the richest man alive on Earth. But I don't sadly so anyways enjoy my FanFic.

Chapter 1: The Beginning of the Lame Adventures

One day a guy named Paul went into his wardrobe to Narnia so that he could save Frodo the Hobbit from the Sith Lord Darth Bost. Then Captain Planet appeared out of nowhere and yelled, "CAPTAIN PLANET!"

Captain Planet then grabbed his blue lightsaber and defeated Darth Bost while Paul saved Frodo the Hobbit.

Then Frodo the Hobbit went back to his home on Sesame Street and Paul decided to visit Springfield when he saw that Springfield was being invaded by the borgs. Nelson said "Haw haw, We're being invaded by the borgs."

Then Comic Book Guy asked the borgs for an autograph since he is a Trekkie and while they were giving him the autograph Paul grabbed his lightsaber and defeated all the borgs, Saving Springfield.

"Worst Invasion Ever." Said Comic Book Guy.

Then Comic Book Guy told him that the final Dragon Ball was in Mayberry, North Carolina. So Paul headed over to Mayberry to find the Dragon Ball and after talking to Sheriff Andy Taylor he gave Paul the final Dragon Ball. Then Paul summoned Shenron and wished that Ernest T. Bass would stop throwing rocks at people's windows and his wish was granted.

Then Paul decided to visit Bluffington, But then he saw that his friends Doug Funnie and Skeeter were running away from the Terminator. Then Paul pulled out his lightsaber and defeated the Terminator. The Terminator yelled, "I'll be back!"

Then Paul went to Care-A-Lot to rescue Bob the Tomato from the Care Bear Cousins.

After saving Bob the Tomato from the Care Bear Cousins, Paul noticed that Charlie Brown was running away from Lex Luther. Then Superman and Spiderman appeared out of nowhere to help Paul fight Lex Luther.

Then they defeated Lex Luther and saved Charlie Brown.

"Good grief." Said Charlie Brown.

But then Superman told Paul that Steve from Blue's Clues had the last Chaos Emerald. So he headed to Steve's House to find it and after Paul played Blue's Clues, He found the last Chaos Emerald.

But then the Chaos Emerald teleported Paul somewhere else and then he saw that Garfield was running away from the Joker and Paul quickly defeated the Joker with his lightsaber.

Then Garfield said, "I hate mondays."

After saving Garfield, Paul went to help Sonic the Hedgehog defeat the Evil Sith Lord Darth Barney the Dinosaur. They both defeated him and saved the world.

But then Sebastian Star Bear appeared out of nowhere to warn Paul of a new threat to the Earth, The Emperor of the Night. With the help of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sebastian Star Bear, Paul set out to rescue Pinocchio from the Emperor of the Night.

To be Continued in Chapter 2...