"UGH Natsu, you will never know how to treat a girl!"
Everybody was in shock that Lucy had slapped Natsu continuously before stopping her.
"Luce just shut up, I really don't care anymore."
"Well if it isn't blunt Natsu I haven't seen you in a while."
"Well I hid it for you but obviously you don't care anymore so guess what?"
"WHAT?"
"EVERYONE LUCY WEIGHS 120 POUNDS!"
"NATSU YOU MUTHERFUCKER BITCH!"
"So worth it LUIGI!"
Natsu stormed out of the guild and burned anything into ashes that got close to him.
at Natsu who looked like he was teetering on the end of his sanity one wrong move and it'd be like a real dragon was rampaging the city.
He was about to leave when he stopped "Mira, come by my place later I need to talk to you."
"Hai, may I ask why?"
"No." Natsu seemed to be giving off a death aura.
"Come on Happy lets go home."
"Aye." Happy wasn't so happy anymore which wasn't normal for him.
"I wonder what he wants to talk to me about."
"Probably to marry Lisanna." Muttered Lucy who had taken a seat at the bar in front of Mira, Cana and Levy.
Mira looked at Lucy with wide eyes "Just kidding Mira, God."
"Well, Lucy I got to go but I'll tell you what he wants to talk to me about."
"Don't stay there long I need you too!"
"Yeah yeah."
Mira was slowly walking down the street to Natsu and Happy's place which she assumed he meant "I mean seriously did they mean Lucy's house I think not."
Mira was getting her usual comments in and proposals she said no to all of them she really wasn't looking for anyone right now she just wanted to have fun while she's 19.
Mira seemed to be daydreaming about what Natsu was talking about because she found herself right at Natsu's door.
"Umm, Natsu?"
"Come in."
As she opened the door she saw their house in the usual mess but everything about Lucy was gone her maid outfit everything that was there was gone and she didn't dare ask about them.
"Natsu why did you want me here?"
"I wanted to talk about Lucy."
"May I ask a question?"
"You just did."
"Natsu this is serious."
"Sorry, sorry."
"I wanted to know why you guys are fighting."
"Well, I don't know really."
"HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?"
"Oi! Stop it I'm collecting my thoughts which might take a while."
They both snickered eventually tumbling to the floor in a fit of laughter after the laughing stopped Natsu broke the silence.
"I think it started today."
"Go on."
"This story might take a while." Natsu looked at her with concern.
"I asked the question I want to hear the answer."
"Okaaay? So it started this morning I me and Lucy were sleeping in her bed- not now Mira I'm telling the story don't make me regret it!"
"Ok I'm ready now." Mira was holding back billions of smiles and gleeful squeals.
"We were sleeping in bed when I kissed her forehead and went off to take a shower we had done some making out the night before and were thinking about doing 'it'. But I thought we shouldn't go that far and believe me I have my reasons. So she woke up while I was in the shower and she thought I had left her and started screaming her head off which I heard with my ears and quickly finished my shower and ran out with a towel wrapped around my waist and said 'What's wrong Luce?' and she looked at me and slapped me and said I was a jerk and a fucker and lastly a twat what the fuck is a twat anyways?"
"Umm Natsu."
"What?"
"You got super drunk last night before you went to Lucy's place where you crashed and started talking in your sleep and then woke up and started talking about having sex with someone apparently other than Lucy."
"So she's mad at me for doing something I can't remember?"
"I guess. But Natsu you were being real mean to her last night it's amazing she didn't kick you out."
"Oh god, what did I do now?"
"Ummm, you said-"Mira's words became hushed and whispered into Natsu's ears. With each word Natsu's eyes became wider and wider.
Natsu got up from the ground and faced away from Mira.
"I said those things?" Mira noticed Natsu's voice was quivering.
"Natsu?" Natsu had dropped to all fours and started quietly crying.
"Oh my god. NATSU!" Mira rushed over to his side.
"Natsu, it'll be ok I'm sure Lucy will understand."
Natsu blubbered something over his strangled cries with tears rushing over his face.
"Natsu say it more clearly please." Natsu turned to face Mira again.
Mira gasped he hadn't cried like this since Lisanna "died".
"M-Mira I can't tell why I feel this way." He collapsed into her arms.
Mira felt like a mother trying to calm down her child.
"Oh Natsu, I won't tell her anything. Unless you want me to."
"You can if you want but you can't tell her this."
"I'm all ears."
"You know I have my reasons why I haven't slept with Lucy yet? Well it's because I haven't gone into heat yet."
Mira had a very questioning face wondering what was "Heat"?
"Heat is basically puberty for dragon slayers. Gajeel's already done it with Levy though,- seriously Mira not now- Wendy hasn't gone through it yet obviously and I'll go through it in a week. That answer your question?"
"Yes just one thing why not? Why does it have to be during heat?"
"Well then you never go out of heat you basically turn into a sex machine."
"Ah, and you don't want that to happen to Lucy."
"Exactly, thanks for this Mira."
"No prob I have to go now I'll come over later though ok?"
"Ok I look forward to it."