Seri: Its 12 at night and I watched Big O and got an idea. I am sorry for using Hiei but.....you know like theny ou can stop reading.
Hiei: What the hell is going to happen to me now bitch?
Seri: Since you asked so nicely, I aint going to tell you.
Kurama: *reads script* Oh poor Hiei.
Hiei: What!? Give me that script fox! *jumps towards Kurama*
Kurama: *dodges* Not unless you promise me something. No ice cream for one month.
Hiei: Hn. Fine. *gets script and reads* WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!!! You bitch! How could you do that to me?! Do not read any further if you know whats good for you!!!!
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CHAPTER ONE:JAIL
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Hiei is in human jail for doing a crime. Well duh who the fuck is doing the narration!? I mean why else would someone be in jail?! *cough* Anyways.....Hiei stole some narcotics and now is in jail. He has two idiotic cell mates that will listen to ANYTHING he says. Tonight, they plan their escape.
Hiei: There will be a strom tonight with severe lighting. The plan is you hold this spoon which is connected to a wire connected to the cell door and the electricity from the lightining will open the door.
The storm starts and the fat dumb one sits on the floor while Hiei and the other dude stands on his back in front of the ltittle window.
Hiei: Now hold this and get shocked by the lightining.
Cell mate: What?! What5s the point of getting out if ill just be a corpse?!
They argued and didnt realize the lightining was headed straight for them and Hiei was the one holding the spoon.
Hiei: Uh-oh.
ZAP!!!!!! *sorry italiacs no worky.........damn computer *slaps it* Bad bad bad!!!!o.O *
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A man walks around the street. People stare at him.
Hiei: What is so weird about my hair.
~FLASHBACK~
Hiei: Uh-oh.
The lightining hits the spoon and goes to Hiei's hand, through his body and through the door. The door opens and he escapes.
~HOURS LATER~
Hiei walked out of the store wearing new clothes he bought with stolen money. He noticed that everyone was staring at him.
~END FLASHBACK~
Hiei: Thats it! Im finding a hotel room and looking in a god damn mirror.
~ AT HOTEL ROOM IN BATHROOM IN FRONT OF MIRROR~ *what the hell!? That was a *cough*good*cough* description of where he was isnt it?O.o*
Hiei: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the mirror we see Hiei with...with....
Hiei: AN AFRO?!
Thats right. A black afro. A huge ass ball of fluff on his head. His new hair. Now Hiei took everything sharp he saw lying around and even used his sword to get his hair cut. He also put gel in it but no matter what.....he still had an afro. But there was something else....something about the afro.......
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Seri: Cliffie!!!!!!
Hiei: Bastard! *tackles Seri*
Kurama: Now we all know you will put something about poor Hiei. If you have something against this story, dont review.
Hiei: Review god damn it and I will use flames to burn Seri to death!!!!!!!!! Muhahahahaha............
Hiei: What the hell is going to happen to me now bitch?
Seri: Since you asked so nicely, I aint going to tell you.
Kurama: *reads script* Oh poor Hiei.
Hiei: What!? Give me that script fox! *jumps towards Kurama*
Kurama: *dodges* Not unless you promise me something. No ice cream for one month.
Hiei: Hn. Fine. *gets script and reads* WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!!! You bitch! How could you do that to me?! Do not read any further if you know whats good for you!!!!
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CHAPTER ONE:JAIL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiei is in human jail for doing a crime. Well duh who the fuck is doing the narration!? I mean why else would someone be in jail?! *cough* Anyways.....Hiei stole some narcotics and now is in jail. He has two idiotic cell mates that will listen to ANYTHING he says. Tonight, they plan their escape.
Hiei: There will be a strom tonight with severe lighting. The plan is you hold this spoon which is connected to a wire connected to the cell door and the electricity from the lightining will open the door.
The storm starts and the fat dumb one sits on the floor while Hiei and the other dude stands on his back in front of the ltittle window.
Hiei: Now hold this and get shocked by the lightining.
Cell mate: What?! What5s the point of getting out if ill just be a corpse?!
They argued and didnt realize the lightining was headed straight for them and Hiei was the one holding the spoon.
Hiei: Uh-oh.
ZAP!!!!!! *sorry italiacs no worky.........damn computer *slaps it* Bad bad bad!!!!o.O *
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~~*~*
A man walks around the street. People stare at him.
Hiei: What is so weird about my hair.
~FLASHBACK~
Hiei: Uh-oh.
The lightining hits the spoon and goes to Hiei's hand, through his body and through the door. The door opens and he escapes.
~HOURS LATER~
Hiei walked out of the store wearing new clothes he bought with stolen money. He noticed that everyone was staring at him.
~END FLASHBACK~
Hiei: Thats it! Im finding a hotel room and looking in a god damn mirror.
~ AT HOTEL ROOM IN BATHROOM IN FRONT OF MIRROR~ *what the hell!? That was a *cough*good*cough* description of where he was isnt it?O.o*
Hiei: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the mirror we see Hiei with...with....
Hiei: AN AFRO?!
Thats right. A black afro. A huge ass ball of fluff on his head. His new hair. Now Hiei took everything sharp he saw lying around and even used his sword to get his hair cut. He also put gel in it but no matter what.....he still had an afro. But there was something else....something about the afro.......
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Seri: Cliffie!!!!!!
Hiei: Bastard! *tackles Seri*
Kurama: Now we all know you will put something about poor Hiei. If you have something against this story, dont review.
Hiei: Review god damn it and I will use flames to burn Seri to death!!!!!!!!! Muhahahahaha............