Sleepytime
An Avengers Fanfic
Disclaimer: Avengers and all characters related are the collective property of Marvel.
A/N- Inspired by the Thor Kinkmeme prompt in which Thor experiences his first ThorSleep, since the Odinsleep runs in the family. I threw in Lokisleep for the lols.
"Thor! Off! Get off!" Loki Odinson, erstwhile ice sheep of Asgard, shouted in both panic and confusion. Only seconds ago he had been taunting his slow moving brother, tossing magically propelled blunt objects in his general direction, the next he was being crushed under Thor's immense bulk. The Thunderer had leapt at him, Mjolnir lifted high while saying something about ohana, but instead of swinging down the blonde dunce had collapsed mid-jump like a puppet with his strings cut.
Loki had been surprised -Was Thor attempting some kind of trick?- and was unable to do anything but catch his suddenly defenseless brother. Darn those old battlefield habits! The younger Odinson lay equally helpless as his brother's allies slowly made their way over to the pair of gods.
"...are they wrestling?"
"What's wrong with him?"
"Loki, you're under arrest!"
"What did you do to him?"
Loki blushed, flustered, because why oh why did it have to happen here? "I didn't do it!" The trickster yelled back as he hit his brother in the face with an elbow, to no avail. Captain America looked between the two brothers, eyes shadowed, before giving a mental shrug and... tucked Mjolnir in his belt?
Loki stared, eyes popped wide, and screamed over the din of Thor's teammates. "How the Hel did you do that?"
Captain America blinked innocently as he took Thor by the shoulder as if to lift him. "Do what?"
Hawkeye's gaze drifted from The Hammer, to Thor, to Loki, and then to Steve. His mouth opened and closed, because he for one remembered Thor going through and kicking the shit out of SHIELD agents to get to the unmovable object. Iron Man had grabbed the stunned Loki by the arm, hauled him up, and demanded to know what was wrong with Thor. Loki looked oddly blank, before his eyes rolled up in his head and he collapsed forward onto Tony, light snores escaping his mouth.
Captain America looked thoughtful, and scratched his chin. "You know," He said as he tried to balance Thor's considerable weight. "It would have been nice if someone mentioned Asgardians were Narcoleptic.
End.